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Leading the pack the attention whore is rallying up her team of 12 year olds to put on their whore paint war paint and gstrings to fight the big bad war against the "jail-us" haters!  In her newest rant she goes on being her narcissistic self, talking about how self righteous and loving that she is.  She gives her pack of idiots a pat on the back and tells them how brave, courageous, and devoted they are.  I think she's actually shocked that anyone is still around after the fake suicide wanna-be attempt.  You can tell that she is hanging on to anything she can get her grimy little skelewhore fingers on.  My FAVORITE part has to be about posting our "ugly" pictures and all of our personal information all the while talking about how compassionate she is for human life.  OH WAAAIT!!  NOOOO!   THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART!!  Okay ... Did you guys know HOW the "Tila Army" fan club was formed?  Well you are in for a big surprise of shit - your - pants - awesomesauceyness - treat!!!  And it seems we're all going to have lawl-suits filed against us and end up in jail, INCLUDING Radar Online!  Hahahahaahahaha!   Enjoy, I know I did!  Thanks for the entertainment!


Okay ... I am STILL laughing that that stupid bitch had to make her OWN FAN CLUB and give it the name "Tila Army".  I can't even believe she admitted that shit.  I wonder how much ambien she snorted before writing this?  She's still alive so obviously not enough :(  


44 comments:

Veritas Ignis said...

Rotty, we can't see the post big enough :( poo, I wanted a good chuckle!

Clementine said...

So she is telling her army that we are all one person? Because her fancy blog told her that were all at one IP address?
Her knowledge of the internets is astounding! She should go work for Bill Gates she is so smarts.

I feel bad for her army of mindless minors they are going to be so embarrassed in a year or so when they realise they were following this whores every word.
All 6 of them.

Of course she started her own fanclub she is her own biggest fan! Plus it is the humble thing to do. I have to wonder if she really believes all her own lies or if she just likes having her 6 minors kiss her sore covered ass and chant their devotion to her.

Eleanor/LNR said...

OMFG just put her down.... she is plaguing the media and young minds with her crack rants

M said...

I saw her post earlier, and I glossed over the rant knowing you would give the most awesome break down of the insanity...

She can keep threatening lawlsuits...

She has her "tila army" you have a funny thing called freedom of speech on your side.

Keep up the awesomeness

gillianthemad1013 said...

It really begs the question of who in their right minds would willingly FOLLOW Tila Tequila... I have a theory about that, and it ain't pretty. Seriously, almost makes me sorry for the kids and I resent being forced to nurture feelings in my dark, dark heart.

kristi said...

So, wait, I may be having a blonde moment, but you guys are stalking her by going to her completely public Twitter, Facebook and two stupid Blogs, and that is "stalking". So by that logic every day someone who does a rotation of those things and is a fan is also a stalker?

Does that also mean that I stalk TMZ, Cakewrecks and JustJared to get some amusement? Oh my God you guys! Do you think Harvey Levin is going to come after me and put me in jail?

Keep up the good work. When you all are in jail after she takes you to court and proves all these things via her super awesome private eyes, we'll send you care packages complete with JelisH8r clothing, a lamp and some Red NyQuil so you can fake suicide attempts to get into the hospital ward with one of those neat beds that moves up and down.

Yeah I'm stopping now. I blame this all on lack of sleep. Keep up the good work, lovelies!!

krissylu said...

I was laughing so hard from reading this. I called my 14 year old son into the room and asked him if he knew who Tila Tequila was and his reply was "some whore." Enough said....

krissylu said...

@Kristi- is that Haystack Rock in your pic?

kristi said...

@krissylu that it is!

krissylu said...

@Kristi- how cool! We are going there this weekend- Saturday is supposed to be great weather :)
See- us jelis h8rs do have lifes!

Haley :) said...

I'm sure she'll delete this off her blog, but I wanted to share. This was my response to her "Hater of the Week" bullshit. I thought my version was better than hers.

"You see,

There is something to be said about whores that are liars, hypocrites, and really shitty bloggers that have dedicated their lives to terrorizing twitter, young boys, and youtube with lies, hatred, and pornography. They have pretended to go through whatever catastrophic event would attract the attention of the most human beings.

There is something to be said about this world that we live in: a world where anyone can claim fame, privacy is not valued, and people are generally behind computers when they use the internet to do things like write the very blog on which I am leaving this comment.

There is something to be said about people want soooooooo badly to be famous that they'll lie about anything from pregnancy to violent multiple personalities. They mention Tila Tequila's on a blog or twitter, kind of like sharing her diary with the world. They lack ambition and goals other than to get in the way of other people's ambitions and goals, almost like they are declaring WAR.

Don't worry, though, because a new, intimidating nickname will show them that I mean business. I will still have fans when my next lie is exposed, and they will just be normal people with bright futures and self-respect. And, who in the hell needs that when you're in the TILA ARMY?

Let me talk in a ridiculous Mom voice (seriously? what kind of mom talks like that?) and give you some nonsense that will never make any sense to anyone that can read. Evidently, I think that everyone that hates me must be fat, because I am the type of person that can't handle the thought of all of the pretty women in loving relationships with men that could have gorgeous babies whenever they decide they're ready. I can't handle the image of these happy women laughing at how lonely I am. So, I pretend that I am happier trying to be a celebrity than the people that haven't made fools of themselves all over the internet.

Life is too short to chase after attention by humiliating yourself. Life is too short to care about ex-reality show stars.

I'm still full of shit, bitches.

Lies, and only lies,
Bing Bong Bing Bing Bong"

Sammi said...

I guess Fatty is really me? Or WAIT NO I WANNA BE ROTTY PLEASSSSSSSSSE!! HAHAHAHAHA This bitch is crazy and Ive been watching and commenting and EVEN called in for HELP cuz I SAW THE BLOG AS SOON AS IT WENT UP AND TRULY WAS SCARED FOR HER! I THINK WE SHOULD START A PETITION TO HAVE THE LAPD CHARGE HER FOR THAT STUNT SHE PULLED , GOD FORBID ONE OF HER 4 FANS SLICED THEMSELVES UP TO BE LIKE TILA! THAT IS PROBABLY WHY HER ONLY FANS VANISHED!!!! THEY WERE ALL 302'd BY PEOPLE WHO LOVE THEM AND TILA ONLY HAS PEOPLE WHO HATE HER?!? GO FIGURE! LMFAO!!!!!!!!

Sammi said...

When you all are in jail after she takes you to court and proves all these things via her super awesome private eyes, we'll send you care packages complete with JelisH8r clothing, a lamp and some Red NyQuil so you can fake suicide attempts to get into the hospital ward with one of those neat beds that moves up and down.



OMFG THAT HAS GOT TO BE THE FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE READ IN A MINUTE!! HAHAHAHAHHA GOOD ONE!!

Sammi said...

Also I meant to say thank you so VERY much for the {ADBlock} suggestion! I use firefox only and CAN'T BELIEVE I never knew about it until now!!!!! :) Also thank you for bringing awareness and attention to ALL the LIES this TERRIBLE HUMAN has done! I don't even want to call her a human, jesus I REMEMBER when she first came into circuit and to see her now, pffffffft. I knew and tons others KNEW too she was a TRAIN WRECK then and STILL is now. It truly is sad that all these CHILDREN FOLLOW her this JUST PROVES MORE PARENTS REALLY NEED TO INSTALL NANNY ON THEIR COMPUTER AND MONITOR WTF YOUR KIDS ARE DOING AND WHO THEY TALK TO!! CRAZY! IT REALLY IS SO I PRAISE EACH ONE OF you for doing this. Pat yourselves on the back, seriously! NOW ALL OF HOLLYWOOD KNOWS what a JOKE she is and she truly is FINISHED all by her own words, too, POW now what TILA, dumb bitch!!
R.i.P. Casey Johnson ♥

and STAY strong Courtney Semel here KARMA HAS FINALLY CAUGHT UP WITH HER!! You can official SMILE and SIGH w/relief!!! :)

WTFG ROT SPOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (and the other 2 lol- but this is the BEST no doubt! )

Tess said...

I love that Tila STRICTLY dedicates this blog to her Army yet spends more time talking about herself and the "lowlives" and "haters" and their "crimes".

Ya got to love that the one loyal soldier Tila give a shout out to ..www.totallytila.com aka (@TT_Fan_Site) ..just flipped her shit on Twitter and went off on some of Tila's young Army fans. Looks like your WAR on haters backfired Tila and some of your young ARMY kids got wrongly blasted by your own loyal soldier.

smh Everything Tila does turns to shit..

RockitQueen said...

What is her obsession with winning and losing? We win, h8rs lose! I'm going to win! We will be on top and WIN! Win what? The Grand Poobah of Life prize? There's no race or contest here, assjacker.

Try to imagine someone like Angelina Jolie or Scarlett Johannssen behaving like Whoremeat does.

When I'm starting to feel down about being a cubicle jockey, I just think of the Gremlin alone in her trashed bedroom, surrounded by empty Red Bull cans and NyQuil bottles, Cheerios crumbs dangling from her lips as she types away furiously on Twitter "Do you want to see my post? Huh? Huh??? Do you?? Tell me you want to see it! I'm not going to show you unless you validate me!" Like that little dog in the Looney Tunes cartoons that jumps around hounding the bulldog Spike...until Spike slaps him. Then I feel oh so glad to be sitting in my little cubicle and my nice little non-Hollywood life.

Joann said...

I skimmed through this psycho babbling of hers, it's too boring reading the same bullshit over and over and over.

She ain't suing nobody. She has no information on anybody, she has no lawyer or case that she has been building over a year and that psychiatrist probably said SHE was mentally ill.

Tila, once again, you are NOT a celebrity and if anyone was stupid enough to stalk you they would have to follow you around OUTSIDE or climb trees in front of or around your house to take pictures of you as you come and go.

Tila puts ALL of her business on the INTERNET and makes it easy for people to talk about what idiotic thing she's doing or did...this is the only way for her to get attention...then she wants to act like she hates people "all up in her business all the time", so she starts up a controversy over that for more attention.

If she doesn't want people to talk about her then she needs to keep her shit OFF the Internet. Simple as that.

Evidently, Tila can't get enough of this blog because she definitely keeps coming back here to see what we have to say about her.

Fuck off you sociopath, pathological lying, bobble headed, game playing skank.

Once again, the only reason she's doing this is for revenge because she was make to look like a bigger fool than she already is.

Cathy said...

Who is this sex offender who she keeps talking about?? I keep reading about it and each time I am like is she talking about herself? Does she think you guys live in her building??

kellymae said...

Oh Rotty, I do love you so. My husband, of which I have says that you have exactly the same amount of dripping sarcasm that I dole out on a daily basis. He said something about seperated at birth and OMG there are two of you. Then I put a half can of pepsi through my nose laughing. Shit burns just for future reference.

I wish this diseased cooch would just die already!!

LEEV said...

Doesn't this little rant basically equate to the attempted incitement of domestic terrorism?

After all, she's encouraging people to "arm" themselves for "war."

Now, I'm not a fan of big bad organizations like Homeland Security, personally, but I'm sure they're had to investigate bigger loons. Wonder if the LAPD is watching her drivel?

Those That Do said...

that is funny she thinks we are all the same person funny considering I use a fake not even valid email address on her site. I'm tilahomidget some shit like that yes... we are all one person we are the borg....

chey said...

@RockitQueen - assjacker is going straight into my daily vernacular so thanks for that!
Now on to the post - AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I so needed the laugh tonight as I am sick and feel like crap. I'm so glad that Tila's psychiatrists, to which she has (never will not be funny) can diagnose us all over the internets. Must be because they're so powerful. Or powerfule as Tila has said. And why is she so on this sex offender kick lately. Is she so dumb (yes) to not realize that pretty much all of us live close to registered sex offenders, they are everywhere. If she really wants to find some, all she has to do is check her hotspot site, I have no doubt it is crawling with them.
Now fess up, which one of you bitches is missing the teeth?

Sammi said...

Who is this sex offender who she keeps talking about?? I keep reading about it and each time I am like is she talking about herself? Does she think you guys live in her building??

OMFG CATHY, ROFLMFAO FOR REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Rotty (TRS) said...

@Cathy:

I thought the SAME thing! LOL

Pixilix said...

Hahaha Chey " Now fess up, which one of you bitches is missing the teeth? " That made my day i wanted to ask the same question, i even made a paint picture of what i imaged the person shes talking about looks like :)

Hahah even my internet explorer hates her when i went to her site the once it crashed my internet exolorer i took that as a sign that that sight is just pure bullshit.

jayden said...

Since we all live at the same IP address, could I get you guys to take out the trash once in a while, don't use up all the hot water in the morning, occasionally pick up some groceries and stop drinking the last beer in the fridge? It's way too crowded in here to be short on manners!

cici said...

Why does this tired bitch insist on suing everyone? Even her blogs talk about lawsuits. What happened to the lawsuit she had against the Rotspot months ago? What happened to her threatening to shut down this site? Bitch needs to sit somewhere and plan her next suicide hoax for attention. Keep it up girls, I love you all !

PS: HI TILA !!

cici said...

IS she mad at radaronline because they mentioned THE ROTSPOT and not her AMAZING OMG POW! BLOG? lol

Joann said...

Guys...this nitwit tweeted she stole an exclusive from TMZ about the Mary Jane girls/Rick James and put it up on her blog first.

I'm pretty sure the tramp is lying just to see what people will do...like send an email to TMZ or something.

I know the skank is dumb but to admit on Twitter she actually stole something from another blog site would mean Tila has reached a level that makes dumb look smart.

RockitQueen said...

@chey You're most welcome! ;-)

I forgot to mention that ridiculous pseudo-gangsta photo she included in her post. I think she's attempting to look hardcore, but she really just looks like Bad Bart trying to rob a train. "Stick 'em up, hobags!"

Hope said...

Now Now ya'll you guys are now being slapped with a FEDERAL OFFENSE. Funniest shit she's said all day. Club Fed ya'll!!! YaY!

livvey said...

She is so dumb she doesn't realize that her constant "war against other people makes her blog seem very unprofessional and turns it into an even bigger joke than it already is.

I didn't know being a no-talent hack gave someone super duper arresting powers. POW!!! INDEED!!

goldenhum said...

i'm none of you and i contacted the police as well. does that make me a stalker too? i was actually concerned with her welfare, because she is crazy and needs help. but um, i have all my teeth. i drive an x5 and live in a major metropolitan city. i have a pool and 3500 sq ft home. i'm a photographer who used to own an indy record label. i guess i didn't know my neighbors were sex offenders or that i was committing a federal offense (love how court = jail time and lawsuit = jail and EVERYTHING = jail to miss tila fucking tequila). she thinks we're all totally stupid, poor, fat (well, i do have some junk in the trunk), um, what was the word - homos??? hrm. i'm not worried for the rot spot gang, and i'm not worried for me. tila should be worried for herself because she's running out of excuses. she has every gossip blog and reputable news outlet calling her a waste of valuable resources and a bona fide liar. she's already lost the public argument. any judge will laugh at this and see it as another waste (along with her previous false allegations). she may wind up with a big fat bill from the county if she pushes it.(paying for the officers salaries that day, etc...) she may wanna quit now.

fata.morgana_101 said...

Well, I reckon I must be the elusive, toothless hater (bows head in shame). Nobody learnt me to brush my teeth until I was in third grade twice. I don't have fb or twitter, so I don't know how I was found out. That little shitbag ho must be plenty smart, just like she's always a sayin' she is.

Me, I'm just kicking back here in my shack in the Appalachian foothills, gumming peanuts, sucking on a corncob pipe and watching a tub of sour mash work off. Won't be long till it's ready for the still. Whenever you lasses at rotspot get sent up the river, I'll be sending you'uns a nice jug o' my homemade "cough remedy" *winkwink* Pure corn, it is. Clearer than the freshest spring water, and hotter'n the hottest fires of hell that's waitin' on that bobbleheaded, wonky-titted, addlebrained, clabbercun... well, ya'll know who:)

deluwiel said...

BWUAHAHAHAHAHA

okay...

this part just put me over the edge: "...they sent me the compiles they got of you. Indeed they did..."

BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

*sigh* it just keeps getting better and better, doesn't it?

Miss Reina said...

Well sue me sideways!!! I must be stalking all of you guys because I come here numerous times a day ... between the gremlin, writers & comments, I laugh til I cough. The first thing that came to my mind was how many F'N Ambien has this rotTwat snorted to write THIS?? She needs SERIOUS help, not a faux "celeb" rehab. All that did was make Tila think she's actually still any type of celeb, Fuck forget her roomies are Jason Wahler and Shauna Sand. Oh wait ... they put it on hold right?? Not enough desperate losers trying to hang on a little longer to make a little more cash quickly. Any bets she is TT Fan site? And she wrote like, Totally Tila .... like totally.

Isis said...

Slutinese entry:

"You lying little shit pickle."

(Translation: "You're done.")

Isis said...

@Jayden:

Oh Em Gee I am the BIGGEST slob :( I DO do my best to keep the "common areas" clean (kitchen, living room, toilet er I mean bathroom), but my room? Tornado Alley.

IcelandicReader said...

clemetine

i was wondering since Tila decided to open official fan club of herself. don´t you think she will crown herself as her own biggest fan? looks like she is more fan of herself than her own fans?? so since she is 3 person..doesn´t that tell us that she only has maybe 3 fans? + the personalities she has

oh my

people don´t get me wrong. i am far from being a hater. i am just rolling eyes over how one person can be so stupid and so self centered and also so desperate and so damn selfish..wow..i can´t even believe my eyes...and it looks like i need to get stronger glasses after all the messes i´ve been reading here lol...it definitely hurted my eyes.

Isis said...

There was an "Elite Guerrilla Posse", where you had to write a small essay as to why you should be a member.

And Thien's been my bitch ever since, bless her heart!

scarlette said...

Wow you must waste your whole life writting about how much you hate Tila... and putting up pics and so on. and you say her fans have no life? how much time do you spend on this worthless/useless site a day??

grow up and get a life dude.

Eduardo Retardo said...

Scarlette,

Is it painful, being such a flagrant idiot? First off, there are 4 writers here. This means we can all accomplish our real life things - each of us has jobs, significant others, responsibilities - and this still gets done. Secondly, each post takes a maximum of 20 minutes. I'm sorry that you can't take 20 minutes out of your day for entertainment, but we can.

The funniest part is that all of this has been explained numerous times. You couldn't even take 2 seconds to look to see that all 4 writers are listed. I honestly can't fathom what it's like being as fucking stupid as you. Of course, I only tried for a second, because the thought scares me. Way to post this in a post pretty far down so nobody would see it except the person moderating comments. Unfortunately for you, that probably isn't going to work.

Terri said...

Scarlette - It's fun! and it takes very little time, she does all the work for the lulz!

Take the stick out of your ass!

Rotty (TRS) said...

Scarlette,

I'm assuming your sister or brother took over giving your daddy handjobs and it's now YOUR turn to use the internet. I have no reason to defend myself or any other writer here as we have explained NUMEROUS times what Uncle Eddie explained to you above. We do this for entertainment and by the comments we get (btw we get WAY more comments than Tila's shitty flog) it seems that we're doing just that - entertaining folks. If you're not entertained then click the red x and be on your little way.

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