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Wednesday, August 18
And Tila's Musical Career Goes POP
1:42 PM |
Posted by
Eduardo Retardo
Remember when Tila went to New York and
Well, my dear Rotspotters, the times are a'changin'! Check out this article, and what they think of Miss Tila NOW:
"As A.V. Club pointed out, "When the Juggalos attack Tila Tequila, nobody wins except the Internet."This is my new favorite quote ever, because it's SO TRUE.
My my my, Popeater. You certainly seem to have changed your tune! And wtf!? Her record site is nothing but an ad for a free burrito!? OMFG IT IS, CHECK IT OUT! OH MY GOD how did we miss that before!? That's hilarious! Update! It has since been changed to a rather artistic goatse. Not kidding. The new image for Tila Tequila Records is a giant, gaping asshole. How you feel about that, Rob?
Tila, for the love of GOD, get the hint. Ok? If you get the hint I'll even start being nice to you. Pinky swear! Just shut the fuck up and go away. It's what everybody wants. Actually wait, I take that back. Do porn. Seriously. You'll be a fucking star (no pun intended, thanks). God knows I'll watch it. I really think that's your calling, Tila. You're FAR too over-sexualized for anything else. There's no shame in porn, Tila. I have a very close friend from high school who does it. She's also on the PTA and lives a fairly quiet home life with her husband and son. And you know what? She loves what she does. Who knows, Tila, maybe someday I'll see you at the AVNs and she can introduce us and we can be life long friends!
Don't count on it.
Thanks to @americastrong for showing me this article!
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For one, Popeater is just jumping yet another bandwagon now they truly realize that the rest of the world hates her. I think a lot of the smaller time places that sucked her ass to have any sort of publicity are doing the reverse for the very same publicity. If she suddenly became popular, they'd be back to sucking.
That said, the burrito thing is fucking hilarious.
So her record site is advertising something that is old and outdated, useless, cheap, and will probably give you the runs anyway. I'm not really seeing the disconnect.
OH she says shes bringing her New Zealand artist to America in august... Where is he?
Popeater still doesn't have a clear picture... "who's more used to performing in front of actual fans..."
When did that happen? At the NYC strip club? in Vegas? London? Were there any Tila Tequila fans at any of those places? Judging by the pictures and video, no one could care less that she was there squirming around on the floor lip synching.
She has no fans who A) don't have to break into their piggy banks or cash in cans to scrape together $15 in nickels and quarters to buy a ticket to one of her "performances" and B) are old enough to get into the venues she's booked to perform in even if they had the cash for a ticket.
and a four-month old Chipotle burrito is perfect for the new logo for her record label that was supposed to be unveiled a while back, don'cha think?
Crash and burn Tila... and take your rental Lambo with you.
I didn't even know PopEater did that interview, but I'm really not surprised. The ad on her 'site' is just... epic. And perfect for who she is.
That said, have you seen the 'new' staff member of TilaOMG? They go by the name 'ILOVEBIGBOOBS' and somehow manages to type EXACTLY like the dipshit herself. 'He' even tried to attack the 'jelis haterz' by saying Tila's a sweet perfect blah blah blah woman. It's really great stuff. Just a little bit ago, they posted a small... thing about Tila's boobs. This just further proves that the Crab Queen has no friends.
Just thought you'd enjoy the new level of fail. :D
i can haz burrito?
You know who else is a winner in all of this? The makers of Faygo. Today I saw, for the very first time, Faygo for sale in a store up here in Canada. I may just buy a bottle in tribute.
@Chey
I had a celebration Faygo the other day! It was grape, in honor of the can that hit Tila in her alien head. It was my first Faygo ever. Pretty delicious, too.
Those ladies sure were fucking dorks in that video. They were all giggly and nervous.
Holy shit, the BURRITO! That is the damndest thing. I have pain in my sides from laughing.
We should Organize a Faygo toast, and everyone should submit pics!! (give me a day or two to find some though lol!)
Tila, your time was up long before the coupon's. Stop. Just stop.
I just dont get the whole bedrest thing, or how anybody could even believe that crock of BS. Its not like she had to have any major surgery or is wearing a body cast, what the hell its a fucking scrape on the face! Did I miss the part where somebody threw a car at her?
Watching that video...none of those girls even like her. It almost felt like a weird SNL skit, anyone else feel that?
No faygo on my side of the country. :( I will definitely grab some while visiting my best friend later this year and have a late celebration. XD
Ya know what I think guys, people in mainstream media REALLY DON'T KNOW HOW DISGUSTING TILA IS NOW, like we do.
They knew about her Myspace days (I didn't know about that) and her reality show and possibly a couple of other things she did a few years back but they didn't know how she turned out to be today.
I guess that's why the interviewers in Australia, NYC and London couldn't understand why the "haters" were giving her so much negative feedback.
She has been undercover on the net for so long with her disgusting Hotspot, Ustream and Dating blog and people in mainstream media don't read that garbage so they didn't have an inkling this skank has turned into a real psycho when she started making these appearances.
They probably thought she was of the same mindset she had in her Myspace days.
LMAO at her record company's page......poor Rob. I feel for him but we tried to warn him.
LMAO@ Isis. Oh Noooeeessss, you can't haz burrito. How did we miss that giant fail of a website?
Umm...thats odd.....
I got a modified version of the old goat.se meme. Gaping anus and all. Is Tila really that loose?
what the fukkk was up with that Link, was it changed? ITS A giant Assshole! IS that what you call a burrito these days? I am confused
Vincent,
Based on the other comments here, I think it's pretty obvious that it was, at the time of this post, an ad for Chipotle. Since this post, Tila changed it to what you see now, which is goatse.
I have no idea if Tila herself changed it, or if someone else owns the site and changed it for her.
it's goatse now... lmao! artistic too, the trifecta (photog three elements, moving down). love it