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Random Tila sigh-ting:
September 4th, Tila will be hosting the grand opening of Larry Flynt's Hustler Club in Las Vegas.  At least, this is what I'm finding online.  I thought there already was a Hustler Club in Vegas? 

In any case, make sure you watch for all sorts of flying objects!  Better yet, go see Ton Loc and Young MC, who are also performing in Vegas that night.

So she wants to be known as "Miss Tila" because it's classier...but, I mean, who EXACTLY in the strip club circuit is she trying to impress?  Does she think this will up sales of her porno?  And isn't this sort of like shooting fish in a barrel?  She's going to brag about all of the people who showed up for her, but let me tell you something.  Dear old Uncle Eddie here LOVES strippers.  Loves them.  And I especially love going to see them in Vegas.  Those Spearmint Rhino & Glitter Gulch girls have a special place in my heart.  And in Vegas you get a lot of patrons, ESPECIALLY when one is opening. 

Those girls better bleach the hell out of anything she slides her snail trail along, or they'll all end up looking like a blue waffle sooner or later.

If you don't know what a blue waffle is, don't google it.  If you do google it, don't blame me.

25 comments:

Jim said...

FYI, The Hustler Club has been under construction since I moved here 2 1/2 years ago. It is, indeed, the Grand Opening this weekend. Tila is not billed as Miss Tila, but as Tila Tequila.

As for a lot of patrons because it's a Grand Opening, I'm not sure. With 15% unemployment here the clubs are hurting. Been to a couple of clubs last month and they were dead even on a Sat.

I really want to check out Tila's act Sat just to report on it, but I'm afraid I might vomit. Maybe if they let me throw rocks at her.....prob. not.

Sheriff Gauncent said...

Living in San Diego and having family that lives in Vegas, I've been meaning to get out there all summer to visit. I might just go for this event to bring you guys a first hand account!

Just a 4 1/2 hour drive up interstate 15.

I will keep y'all posted.

Anna said...

Anyone who goes should see if they can get the DJ to play an ICP song during her set. That would be classic!

zuh said...

i could be mistaken, but i thought i read that tila had said she would be attending the emmys? whatever became of that?

Really Tila? said...

Ugh! Thanks Uncle Eddie! I didn't know what the hell a blue waffle was, (Being a true classy woman!) and neither did my Husband who has been in the Military and knows all the terms or so I thought. I took it to Mr. Google and Lo and Behold, as soon as I typed it, up pops a picture of Tila. Kidding! I wish I hadn't but at least now I know.

Larry Flynt must really be scraping the bottom of the barrel if he's using HER to open his Club. If it weren't for the porn movie coming out she wouldn't be there, let's face it. She thinks that this is proof that she's still relevant and yet this is just further eveidence to all of us of how quickly she is slipping into the throes of the Porn Industry. There's no clawing her way back from these events EVER. Her next big event will be Porn Conventions where she can walk the Red Carpets, roll around and writhe on the ground for a good show. That's all she's EVER been good for, she just never realized it until recently. We've been telling her that for a long time haven't we?

@ Jim, Oh please, you gotta go and take one for the team! I'd appreciate it more then you know!

Glibby Longstocking said...

Although I was warned....

Yep, there went my dinner.

Joann said...

Sheriff and Jim by all means go. I want to hear first hand from someone who was there what type of show she puts on. Think I already know...lol.

I'm sure along with her hosting she will probably be doing something along the same lines of what she did at the strip club in NJ...working the pole, grinding and taking her top off. Please Lord don't let her sing.

I also hope Tila don't get it in her head to walk off with these girls tips...she might get more than she bargained for this time around.

That's where she probably been for the last two days...rehearsing for her hosting/strip show or servicing her clientele, or on a drug binge out in Vegas.

I wonder why she's not shouting this venue from the rooftop to her army like she did her Australian, London and NYC tour, er, bar hopping.

Jim said...

Just to clarify, I'm looking at the full page ad in Las Vegas weekly and Tila is NOT hosting the grand opening. The actual "Grand Opening Celebration Party" is Sept 10th. Tia is only being billed as a "performer" on Sep 4th. I don't know what's advertised elsewhere. Since I have no real plans, I may as well check out the train wreck. Report to follow Sunday. Oh, my wife is friends with a few Vegas dancers and I can assure you if Tila tries to walk off with their tips she's going to get her ass kicked for real this time.

Really Tila? said...

Oh By the Way, September 4th is my Birthday....Oh please, Oh Please let Tila get a beat down for my Birthday! It's all I really want other then an OD or Jail sentence. Can someone please give that skanky, good for nothing Bitch a good punch for me? XOXO

angela said...

Tila IS a big poop!!!

Isis said...

I like Suicide Girl strippers, which shouldn't come as a shock from me.

: )

Sandra said...

I can't stop laughing, I googled "blue waffle" that is the funniest thing ever, I'm so disturbed but I think it is so funny too. Ahahaha Tila has a blue waffle, that is so funny!!!!!

Mary said...

Totally off topic but....

OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE someone else HAS to have seen the crap she's writing on her flog right now! It reads like someone (Tila) may have watched Kung Fu Panda one too many times...

jayden said...

So she thinks headlining at a strip club is furthering her mogul career?

angela said...

Now, the fuckwit thinks that she is a spiritual warrior named Li_Tun or Ti_Lun. The drugs must be pretty good today.

FUYU said...

Ohhhh man, I had to look... naaasty.... is that "blue" part of the waffle thing real though? It looks like the colors were added to it on photoshop or something. ;_;

deluwiel said...

oh god. Twitter has been quiet because Tila's been sitting in her garbage-bag darkened bedroom using up the rest of her Rx pain meds and composing an epic tale... part 1 appears on her flog. *eye roll*

BKiddo said...

How funny! The first thing I thought of was, someone please fly out the strippers from the Bronx to meet her in Vegas so they can get the money she ripped off from them back.
Then I'm over here almost getting pissed, because there are sooo many, many more classier strippers out there that would swing circles around the skank.
So, I've come to the conclusion that when it comes to tila stipping for anything, she just a freak show rip-off artist. She has no real respect from anyone, in any industry.
Taking Uncle Eddie and Glibby's advice and leaving the Blue waffle thing alone.
I'm pulling for Really Tila's B-day wish to come true.

Misty said...

I too googled "blue waffle". Information that I probably never needed to know.

I hope the Juggalos of Nevada decide to take a road trip and fling shit at her while the real Vegas strippers stomp on her head.

Yeah right said...

I've read a couple of comments about the Bronx strippers she stole from but I can't find any links to a story ? What's the deal with that ?

Eduardo Retardo said...

@Yeah right
Here's our post about it:
http://tilasrotspot.blogspot.com/2010/04/dear-bugsy.html

Bedazzle THIS said...

Dear Ed, my wife.

Why do you do this to us. First the Human Centipede, now the Blue Waffle.

Youre a regular corupter. Coruppterr. Coruptator?

Love,

Your Husband, The Delicious.

Tuesday said...

Oh, no! I had to look up blue waffle too. LMAO!

Looks just like what may be marinating between the twats legs.

She's a warrior now. The woman needs to be institutionalized.

kellymae said...

@Sheriff Gauncet - Please, please, please take one for the team and go check it out sheriff. I would be more than willing to donate gas money if you go. Hell I'd even kick in for some beaver bucks... Sorry, just put rum and pepsi through my nose typing that. Nice to see you back regular again by the way Sheriff. I always look forward to your comments.

I'm gonna send an email to mr flynt and suggest he have someone test the poles for std's before he lets the regular girls go back to work.

As an aside, I am still banished from thundercunts site. Doesn't matter what I post, it says comment deleted by administrator. I even said I think Tila is awesome and got the same thing. OBVIOUSLY someone has no sense of humour. My feelings are truly hurt.

Love ya bitches.

Kelly

Dee said...

I googled it

*cries*

*gag*

*sob*

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