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postheadericon Watch Out for Them Bottles, Tila!


I wasn't going to post this, but frankly I think it's too funny to ignore.  Here's a video of Tila, after she alerted the paparazzi as to what time her flight was arriving.  Check out these fake tears.  Don't you feel just TERRIBLE for her?  God knows I do!

Oh wait.  I don't.  My bad, guys.

Enjoy!

video

Damn, even THEY are asking if this is a PR stunt.  This is your legacy, Tila.  Enjoy it!

26 comments:

Fatty McFatterson said...

The bodyguard of which she has, claims in the video that he was there at the venue protecting her and then he took her off the stage. He was one of the guys in the front deflecting bottles and garbage. She was behind the security guys. Why isn't he all fucked up and crying? His injuries should be way worse than anything they could have done to her.

Jackie said...

Let's hope to god she don't try to get into acting...I can fake cry better than that!

Booo fucking hoo, if she didn't want to be hurt, she shouldn't have went...we all know she reads the Rotspot and if I'm not mistaken, didn't ya'll do a post about what was planned for her???

BTW <3 you girls and all you do to out this bitch!

goldenhum said...

Well she got ALL the press she wanted and now she has all eyes on her AND her exaggerated stunt. The proof is in the video. It's already made it's way across the internet and most people that felt sorry for her are getting pissed that they fell for it. Only this time she didn't just piss off a few of her followers, she pissed off a whole hell of a lot of people. Way to go there Tila! The one video that TMZ has up has a closeup of her glasses and you can even see she doesn't have a bandage on! Going to the hospital with that extra story was the icing on the cake for her. It's what's going to screw her ultimately because she absolutely wasn't that injured when she got off that plane. She definitely re-injured herself if she had to have stitches.

Mogularmy said...

Forget Tila! Did you notice Carlton Jordan's dis about Mr. Bradshaw?

His described Tila's Bradshaw created sunglasses "faux designer shades". Poor Bradshaw.

Eduardo Retardo said...

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Sandy said...

What I noticed is that her bodyguard isn't really even guarding her and she's not even using her huge Gucci bag to cover her face. Any other celebrity not wanting to be on camera would use that bag to block, then the bodyguard to shove everyone back.

But not our Tila. She calls the paps to meet her and squeaks out some fake tears. Noise of crying, but no actual tears down her face.

Madame Toast said...

she's a walking joke and has not a clue, its just too fucking easy.

Anna said...

Are we sure that the press isn't taking her seriously? I've seen a couple of articles that sound like they are swallowing her story, hook, line and sinker.

Sheriff Gauncent said...

I swear to god I'm going to orgasm right now!

Mogularmy said...

#justicefor9head indeed!

Carlton Jordan blogged Tila made $5000 to appear at the concert & get shit thrown at her. Sounds like a good deal to make money compared to her usual method of running away from strip clubs with a garbage bag of $1 bills.

Hope said...

I leave for Vegas this weekend and I come home to a gift from God! You guys fucking RAWK!!!! Bitch was warned they were gonna fuck her up...I dont like ICP music, but Imma buy around of anything for everyone at that gathering! WTG on reporting this story!!!

shaniqua said...

lol @ $5000 for letting Juggalos boo you and throw trash at you. Maybe it's wise to hang on to that porn money when the Japanese business men aren't calling, instead of blowing it on renting a Lambo.

Courtney said...

I was just wondering why the bodyguards and all that was standing infront of her, or even Tom Green for that matter didn't get injuried while on stage?
I also know personal that this stage she was on and the whole gathering takes place in a BIG open field.. yes there are trees around and a few gravel roads but in order to carry it to the stage someone would really wanna do some damage.. it's not like they just bent down and picked up a rock. This same grounds is where a motorcycle rally goes on call Hogrock and Hogrocktobertfest.
I am not a fan of eith ICP or Tila but I think there is more to the story.. I think it was funny that on tomgreen.com on his video that Gallagher said til this shit happened and Tom cut it off there..

Madame Toast said...

@Anna, I believe at first they were and some still are, but the more the video is circulating, the more eyewitness accounts and lack of police comments being brought forward its taking a turn.
A 5 year old could see she is full of crap.

imoutofit said...

Ugly washed up famewhores say what.

She can't even squeeze a decent amount of crocodile tears out of her tear ducts. It's sad that whatever IRL friends she has, they weren't there to support her during her harrowing experience at the GOTJ.

Joann said...

Fake ass crocodile crying skank ass coward bitch. I didn't feel sorry for her slime bucket skank ass before this video and definitely don't feel sorry for her know.

She didn't get a beat down only a few scratches and a couple of minor cuts from the flying debris.

The bodyguards got the brunt of it, her coward ass was hiding behind them talking smack yet she wants people to think she's a bad bitch....yea right.

Hope you reading this skank.

Ben said...

of course the tears couldn't come out. Every young interview with her she claims she wanted to be an actress, the reason she didn't succeed? She can't act.

K.R. Omen said...

On the TMZ vid, you can hear the paps trying to hold back their laughter. What the hell was she waiting for at the airport? And her bodyguard needs a new line of work. If I was paid to watch out for the welfare of my client, nobody would have gotten within 15 feet of her. And when did bodyguards talk? Come on, son. GTFOH with that bool sheet.

Isis said...

I guess she's back in with Carlton.

And duh Tila couldn't hang with the Juggalo's lol Doesn't surprise me at all.

Alabama Worley said...

Dude if you need to use your phone and shit is rough

BATHROOM. Lock yourself in the fucking bathroom. All papz are almost all women so if they enter the bathroom then they are trepassing.

& if someone said "is this a pr stunt" I would beat THEIR ASS.

Oh I need coffee.

Good morning.

PR STUNT. Bitch got hit and acted hard and now she wants to cry.

Go eat a dick.

Vicky said...

I still wish they hadn't thrown things at her. By throwing stuff she gets to play victim. Booing & heckling would have been enough without giving fodder for her to sell to TMZ-or even better yet, everyone should have just left the stage area. Like someone else said- she's always wanted to be an 'actress'. And I do think she's good at acting to some degree. It's just that she acts in her real life and not in a professional studio- in that context it's called lying.
As for her bodyguards and Tom Green not having injuries, I know if someone threw a plastic water bottle at my tiny face it would bust it open, but the same bottle thrown at a big dude probably wouldn't do as much damage. Once again- everyone should have just left the stage area all together leaving her to "perform" for whatever passed out bodies were left.

Jules said...

I don't know why people are assuming that she's in with Carlton Jordan. If you go to his website, he made a comment that he hasn't been cool with Tila for a long time. And he thinks it's pretty much bullshit.

gillianthemad1013 said...

Oh, look at the poor thing ENJOYING all the attention. This was the best thing that happened to her all year. Still not sorry for her.

boytoy said...

i hear one of the Pap's say
"your such a sweetheart why would anyone do this to you"

khandersuk said...

@Isis - I was on Carlton's site earlier today and they are not back on. This is what he wrote . . .

"Tila Tequila arrives back to Los Angeles in tears after being viciously and brutally attacked [according to her]. BTW, no arrest were made in the vicious, brutal, murderous, vengeful, and premeditated attack against her!

The dramatic entrance into LAX seems to be everything Tila ever dreamed of!! Designer shades by SB Accessories & Eyewear, thousands upon thousands of paparazzi awaiting her arrival, big Black bodyguards covering her body and grabbing all over her, avoiding all questions and crying under the pressure, being wisped away into her awaiting limousine, and more paps chasing her down the street all the way to her gated Malibu home. Ha!

But for real, I’m so used to Tila lying and manipulating everything, I wasn’t sure if this scene was real or fake. I do know she waited until she got to LA to go to the hospital….hmmmm [side eye] and we knew exactly when she would arrive.

***No wheel chairs were available for this shoot."

Finding him rather funny!

debby.murphy said...

Yeah, I should apologise to Retardo, I got all high and mighty but I see that again, its all just manipulation on her part. I can't believe after everything, I'm still capable of falling for her bullshit! Rest assured, I will not let it happen again!! Damn this bitch!

I agree with Vicky, I wish rather then giving her exactly what she wanted, they had all just boycotted her show. That's a story I'd Love to read - 'Tequila snubbed by everyone'. How embarrassing would that have been for her. Oh well, mob mentality never has clarity.

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