- Oh hey, what's Rob doing?
- Watch for Flying Poop, Vegas!
- People Continue to NOT Take Tila Seriously.
- OH FOR FUCKS'S SAKE TILA, Give It A Rest!
- The Garry Sun Mystery
- Legal Beagle Eagle Fadeagle
- Tila's Myspace Friends
- Ooopsie! Heh. The Biff Kerfluffle is heating up!
- Jeepers peepers, where'd you get that Creeper? Par...
- Tila's Fail Blog Takes a Turn
- The Soup Dishes Tila
- Aww, sad face.
- Rotspot on the Radio!
- Tee Hee
- A pretty high quality video
- Who is Tila's new staff writer?
- Wet Dreams Really Do Come True
- Why Tila isn't a badass...
- I'm so excited to show you this!
- It's a red letter day for Tila!!!!
- And Tila's Musical Career Goes POP
- Official ICP Statement
- What's the World Coming To?
- OMG!! Poor, poor Tila!
- Aww, Poor Tila!
- Tila + IKP(bahaha)+Juggalos=NOT a happy family no ...
- Jimmy Kimmel & Tila's New Attorney (of which she s...
- Yes, There Were Firecrackers
- The Tom Green Perspective
- Tila Was Bleeding
- Our First Words from ICP and Method Man
- Dear Alan Gutman
- The Ensuing LOLZ
- Tila Becomes A Vampire by Doctor Request
- Guest Post: Sailor Vesta
- Just Want to Post This...
- Pictures and video just keep rolling out ...
- PR stunt for sure!
- 9Head is a fucking idiot!
- Watch Out for Them Bottles, Tila!
- Video of Tila at GOTJ - More vids
- Oh Goodness Kids - Tila Did the Work For Us - 2 UP...
- Bang! Pow! Boom!
- The Gathering: What We Know So Far, Plus What We'r...
- Bipolar Tila Only Exists In Fantasy Land
- It's almost time, Juggalos!
- What is she good for !?!?!
- Cracked out gutter-whore says what?
- Throwback Tacky Tila: Edition 2
- Did He Donate or Not?
- Dear Tila Army: Part 2
- Dear Tila Army. Part 1
- Pulled Over: A Love Story
- The Sex Tape Saga
- Tila is still stupid...
- OMG Media Frenzy!!!
- Garry's Guide to Friendship and Sex for Lambos
- Believe Me, Believe Me!
- Makin' the Hoes Rain on Jelis Haters
- ▼ August 2010 (60)
Wednesday, August 18
3:08 PM | Posted by Fatty McFatterson
Well today is the start of Tila's big payout!!! WHOOOO HOOOOOO!!! Yep, the dreadful events of the past weekend will soon be paying big dividends. Oh not from her lolsuit, but from her fans! See, Tila is on Twitter begging for "letters and other stuff" from fans. Cue the Amazon wishlist making a re-appearance. You know, there's something just so classy about a "celeb" exploiting a situation for their own personal gain, that just warms the cockles of my blackened little heart. I know, I know, you're thinking "Fatty, the poor woman has been through so much. Already in bedrest for 5 days, and from the looks of her Twitter she'll continue to be in bedrest for the foreseeable future, or as long as the gifts come in, whichever comes first". OK, FUCK IT, I CAN'T FUCKING HOLD BACK, IT'S NOT "in bedrest" you fucking stupid twatmuffin, it's "in bed" or "on bedrest". Get your fucking terms straight, omg, I feel this urge to throw blue poo, I just don't know what fucking comes over me. Sorry for that outburst...
I guess I have to be more sensititive to this poor, "fiestly" little mogul. Look, she is still on opiates, for 5 days now, to counter the debilitating pain of faux stitches. I mean c'mon the most those bitsy band aids could cover would be one stitch, and we all know those superficial cuts didn't require anything more than a swab with antibiotic cream.
Ok, I know, I'm just a meanie genie. Here, in the interest of helping Tila, I'm providing all haters, fans and Juggalos the address where you can send gifts of money or other items in Tila's name. This violence against women and moguls must stop NOW, and we should all give generously in Tila's name:
Peace over Violence
1015 Wilshire Boulevard, Suite 200
Los Angeles, CA 90017
According to their website:
* A donation of $25 provides 2 hours of crisis counseling on the hotline.
* A donation of $50 provides a hospital or court accompaniment for a rape survivor.
* A donation of $75 provides a scholarship for a woman to take a self-defense class.
* A donation of $100 provides clothing and counseling for a survivor who is taken to a hospital for a medical examination following an assault.
* A donation of $800 pays for the training of a volunteer counselor advocate
If you're in the Netherlands, please donate here:
Dutch Center for General Issues in Healthcare
& Prevention of Sexual Violence Vinkenburgstrasse 2A
Phone: 31 30 230 40 06
Fax: 31 30 234 38 18 E-mail: email@example.com
If you're on Twitter, please send the following tweet:
if you feel what happened to Tila is wrong, please donate here in her name to stop violence against women www.peaceoverviolence.org/donate
or conversely, if you feel this way, send this one:
if you feel what happened to Tila is RIGHT, please donate here in her name to stop violence against women www.peaceoverviolence.org/donate
Thank you. I'm sure Tila will be proud that her name is used in the name of good.
Disclaimer: The views expressed are those of Fatty. The organizations referenced are real charities to help women who have suffered at the hands of others. If you wish to give to another organization that helps women, please do so. Women's shelters all over the country are in need of financial donations and clothing, for both women and children. My point is to divert funds going to Tila, when she's using "violence against women" as her mantra. A real celeb would ask that donations be made in their name (or someone you love or respect), not that donations be made to them directly. I requested donations in Tila's name only because it would be ironic, but if you don't think that's appropriate, then donate any way you wish. Just don't break open your piggy banks and give to Tila. Thank you.