- Oh hey, what's Rob doing?
- Watch for Flying Poop, Vegas!
- People Continue to NOT Take Tila Seriously.
- OH FOR FUCKS'S SAKE TILA, Give It A Rest!
- The Garry Sun Mystery
- Legal Beagle Eagle Fadeagle
- Tila's Myspace Friends
- Ooopsie! Heh. The Biff Kerfluffle is heating up!
- Jeepers peepers, where'd you get that Creeper? Par...
- Tila's Fail Blog Takes a Turn
- The Soup Dishes Tila
- Aww, sad face.
- Rotspot on the Radio!
- Tee Hee
- A pretty high quality video
- Who is Tila's new staff writer?
- Wet Dreams Really Do Come True
- Why Tila isn't a badass...
- I'm so excited to show you this!
- It's a red letter day for Tila!!!!
- And Tila's Musical Career Goes POP
- Official ICP Statement
- What's the World Coming To?
- OMG!! Poor, poor Tila!
- Aww, Poor Tila!
- Tila + IKP(bahaha)+Juggalos=NOT a happy family no ...
- Jimmy Kimmel & Tila's New Attorney (of which she s...
- Yes, There Were Firecrackers
- The Tom Green Perspective
- Tila Was Bleeding
- Our First Words from ICP and Method Man
- Dear Alan Gutman
- The Ensuing LOLZ
- Tila Becomes A Vampire by Doctor Request
- Guest Post: Sailor Vesta
- Just Want to Post This...
- Pictures and video just keep rolling out ...
- PR stunt for sure!
- 9Head is a fucking idiot!
- Watch Out for Them Bottles, Tila!
- Video of Tila at GOTJ - More vids
- Oh Goodness Kids - Tila Did the Work For Us - 2 UP...
- Bang! Pow! Boom!
- The Gathering: What We Know So Far, Plus What We'r...
- Bipolar Tila Only Exists In Fantasy Land
- It's almost time, Juggalos!
- What is she good for !?!?!
- Cracked out gutter-whore says what?
- Throwback Tacky Tila: Edition 2
- Did He Donate or Not?
- Dear Tila Army: Part 2
- Dear Tila Army. Part 1
- Pulled Over: A Love Story
- The Sex Tape Saga
- Tila is still stupid...
- OMG Media Frenzy!!!
- Garry's Guide to Friendship and Sex for Lambos
- Believe Me, Believe Me!
- Makin' the Hoes Rain on Jelis Haters
- ▼ August 2010 (60)
Thursday, August 19
6:11 AM | Posted by Fatty McFatterson
A couple of days ago, while Tila was "in bedrest" a new staff blogger was introduced: Miss BigTits. Miss BigTits came out of nowhere, and seems to not only be blogging, but taking care of Tila during her very challenging recovery from two scratches 6 days ago. But who is she? Well let's take a peek at her first blog and find out, shall we?
According to this blog, she and Tila have been besties for many years. Could she be the Norway or Sweden bestie Tila was supposed to go on the Girl's-Only Weekend with. Oh wait, she took Bradshaw to that. And then last month she claimed she had no friends, that eliminates all the rest of the people. Hmmmm. Who could it be? The writing sounds familiar. If I close my eyes and it's read aloud, it sounds very very Tila. That's silly though, because Tila is asleep while Big Tits cares for her around the clock.
I underlined some quick lolz: the "First of all" used twice (hehehehe I love that shit!), the 2000 people against the 4'11", 95 vulnerable big-titted girl, the proclaimation that Tila is "way too classy" to perform at the Juggalo Gathering....even though she did, so that must make her way unclassy.
You know what stuck out in my mind? The boxed paragraph:
You know I remember another time when I was with her in NYC for her press tour there and she was booked to perform in The Bronx, and her team and people who were “SCARED” of the Bronx told her that she shouldn’t perform in such a “DANGEROUS” place! But guess what? She fucking did it anyway! She’s got more guts and balls than half of you twerps here talking shit about her! You’re all just a bunch of internet gangstas when really, Tila would kick all ya’ll asses in a fucking minute in real life!I remember this press tour, and I remember her talking about how she's so badass and how her team was so afraid for her life, but she showed them and the Bronx folks gave her mad love. Yeah, Tila's story, was almost verbatim, but this of course, isn't Tila. This is Big Tits, who was with Tila at that time. Hmmmmm. Something doesn't quite fit. As I recall there were three other people on that press tour with Tila. This was the press tour where Tila had the knock-down, drag-out fight with Casa on the airplane. Think, think, think.
Oh, now I remember! There was Bradshaw. Garry Sun. Tila. and Leo Madrid. Ok. We know Big Tits is not Tila, because Tila said it's not her, it's her bestie. No other females besides Tila went, which means, BigTits must be a male. It's not Bradshaw because Bradshaw only cares about fashion and if we can't trust him to dress Tila in something appropriate, how can we trust him to string a sentence together? Also, Bradshaw is such a diva he wants full bylines with his name in lights, so its not him. Leo Madrid is out because he and Tila are no longer speaking, so he wouldn't write for her. Well, that leaves Garry Sun. Oh wait, Garry Sun viciously attacked Tila's defenseless arm-meet, sexually harrassed her and was mean and inappropriate to the rest of Tila's staff (personalities). And unlike Big Tits (and Tila) he could string a few words together in a cohesive thought. That's it. Four people on the trip, and all accounted for.
This is a mystery, wrapped in a kerfluffle, stuffed in a slut!