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postheadericon The Garry Sun Mystery

Admittedly I don’t know too much about this guy. I know he’s the guy she always claims is her “personal paparazzi” and he takes a lot of photos of her wonky nips. I also heard he has worked or continues to work at TMZ, I couldn’t find anything to confirm that though.


Anyway, he was on my radar back in April when Tila and Casa had their big blowup at the airport on her way to the Skankzilla Press Tour in New York. Tila started tweeting about how she got rid of the ‘bad’ friend, and was now going to date the ‘good’ friend or some such nonsense. She followed with several tweets that seemed to indicate she and Garry would hit the Motel 6 sheets that night and he was her new boo, and went as far as to taunt Casa by naming Garry as her new lover.


At the time I didn’t buy the Garry Sun/Tila relationship. I figured it was just more talk to piss off Casa. Casa was suppose to be a friend of Garry’s and as I remember some bad blood went down between the two of them over Tila. Like I said, I’m not as familiar with Garry, as I am with Bradshaw and that billboard-size head of his, but in the back of my head thought he was a normal non-drama guy, so didn’t pay him too much mind.


After Tila fired Garry over Arm-MeetGate, I started paying attention to his tweets. He seemed very hurt by the firing, and particularly devastated when Tila started accusing him of harassment, Arm-MeetGate and other vile things she pulled out of her syphilitc alien brain. I tweeted him several times to offer support and try to get some answers from him about Tila but he wasn’t having any of it. He tweets these kinda spiritual haiku/zen poetry responses, and I got to tell ya, I’m just not that deep. I don’t get half the shit he says, and trying to read between the lines is next to impossible. I did encourage him to stand his ground and go after her, but I never got a definitive answer out of him whether he was going to go forward or not..


Rather than go apeshit all over Tila’s ass for the accusations, he got all philosophical and once again, I got all confuzzled, (then again, I can get lost in the deep messages in a bowl of AlphaBets cereal, so go figure). Anyway, I’ve been on the fence with Garry. I hope he nails her skank-ass to the floor, but he now appears to have mellowed and sadly, I won’t see Tila next to me in jelis hater jail, shackled to one of our many pedos, snacking on Cup O’Noodles and braiding each other’s hair. I do hope he slams her ass with a lawsuit for defamation of character and slander. He holds all the cards, and I hope he uses that power for good (suing Tila) and not evil (turning into a pansy-ass cowardly chickenshit).


But, we seem to have a new development.


Remember back in June when Tila was talking about having a couple of hot chicks over for a pillow fight with whipped cream? I got to wondering about that post, and wondered if that was actually the day she was filming her porn/sex tape, whatever the hell you want to call it. So, I went dumpster diving (in contrast to cum-dumpster diving, which is legally banned in 48 states). My dumpster diving brought up some interesting posts that I had forgotten about, but which pointed me in a new direction for a blog post (shiny pennies on the ground do that to me, as well).


One was Tila posting on the Flog a plea to her moron army to help her decide on a birthday gift for her “best friend”. That was on June 22. I had forgotten this little nugget, but decided it warranted further research. Why? Because I’m finding Tila often has a kernel of truth in her tweets/blogs. In that particular blog, she mentioned how the lucky young stud would have the option of unwrapping her *gagas part of his celebration.


My first thought was Bradshaw. He may have a 9Head, and be a little gay, but hell, enough birthday hooch might turn any guy/gay into a raving Tila love machine. A quick Google search showed that he had a couple of birthday parties in February, because his birthday is around Valentine’s Day.


So, Bradshaw is out, that leaves me with Garry. Nothing on Google for Garry. Ugh. But wait, let’s check his Twitter. Oopsie, Twitter doesn’t make birthdays viewable….but Facebook does and SCORE! Guess when Garry’s birthday is (well, his birthday and what appears to be his multiple-STD day!). Yep, you guessed it, June 22.


I have to admit, I find it hard to believe that Garry would bang that  ratted-up hairspray-fuckbox (thank you uncle Eddie, for that perfect insult!). Garry certainly seems intelligent enough to bag a normal, high-functioning chick, but Tila? I mean, c’mon, that’s really scraping the bottom of the bottom of the barrel. I could see that nasty Casa hitting it, but Gary? I don’t know.


Then, several days after the birthday post, she posts about insecure men who whine like pussies because they don’t think they’re good enough to be with her *gag*. Could she and Garry have had a falling out of their own? Though this seems unlikely, because it’s another several weeks before she kicks him to the curb with the Arm Meet accusations. But note, she also accused him of sexual harassment against her staff, and we all know her staff consists of her and Bradshaw (please DO NOT let a 3-way amongst these mis-fits be the next leaked sex tape!)


Let’s back this wreck up just a smidge, ‘cause I need to point out the holes in her Arm Meet story. We now have 5 scenarios that Tila has admitted to in regards to Arm MeetGate:

1. Jane did it in a murderous rage

2. It was all a performance piece a’la Gaga

3. Tila was suicidal and tried to take her own life with a tacky-ass broken hooker lamp

4. Garry Sun did it

5. Her friend’s saber tooth tiger cat did it. (Poor Fluffy gets the short end of the stick. He oughta join Garry in that defamation suit!)


Ok, let’s haul this wreck back on track…

 

Could Tila and Garry have kept their relationship secret for 3 months without Tila flapping her gums and riding him while eating pizza? I can’t see her shutting her mouth (or legs) about anything, but if this Biff thing is real (and the jury is still out on that) is it possible Tila has finally learned *gasp* discretion? Tila bullshits about all this fake shit, but perhaps if it’s something or someone really important to her, she shuts her pie-hole.


Is Garry so blinded by the herpes miasma floating 3 inches above her twat, that he drank the KoolAid? I mean, if so, we have to give the guy credit. He lasted several months, whereas a psycho crazed stalking Biff lasted less than 2 weeks. But, then again, Garry kept his mouth respectfully shut, while ol' Biff has reported that Tila got tested at the STD clinic and confirmed it was for her porn/sex tape, that they fucked on the 8th floor of his office complex, and that he's 'smashed' her on more than one occasion. If Garry and Tila really did have a relationship, and Garry was respectful and considerate enough to keep his mouth shut, it kinda makes me believe he's the nuttiest of the bunch!


I wish I knew either way, but I thought I’d post this in case any of y’all can make a determination. Just as I’m on the fence about Garry, I suppose you can say I’m on the fence about believing Tila and Garry had a relationship.


In closing, regarding the Biff stuff. I’ve been researching the heck out of that, and it appears to be a 50/50 split that the guy is a crazy stalker dood, and that he’s ‘Sky’. I wasn’t in on the Sky drama, so I can’t comment on that. I would suggest, that perhaps Biff is a male who was playing being a female (Sky), thinking it would get him closer to other females, because he wouldn’t be as threatening.  Or, there really is a Biff and there really is a Sky, and they are really dating (or were dating) and they share the same brand of crazy, and the same obsession with Tila.


Who woulda thunk that there are actually folks out there crazier than Tila?

33 comments:

Cupcake said...

Did you happen to see "biffs" tweet from a few months back asking Tila to post more about 'The Others' then says something about "Casa told me you were apart of 'the others' and I told him you were not"

I thought that was kinda weird. I really don't think this dude really KNOWS Tila, why would he have been talking to Casa? Oh yeah, after he said that like a month later her posted a tweet asking Tila who Casa Wilson was.
hmmm...

Tuesday said...

I'm thinking that Biff dude is real. Yes, there are dumb people out there just like that. I actually know one that lives out in CA. I'd love to hook him and Tila up, because they are both just dumb as a box of rocks but, he's WAY too nice for her. LOL! Dumb and HOT but, he's actually a nice guy. I wouldn't wish various, unidentified STD's on him.

Well, this explains why Garry worked for free. Doing the porn might have been too much for him to handle so, he decided to bow out. He's not going to say anything because, it's kind of an ego blow for a guy to get "cheated on" with a WOMAN and not a man. In this case, more than one. For men, it's all about the physical act, not emotion.

The thing that would be interesting to find out is when and how this Biff and her actually met in real life.

Poor Biff better get ready for a blog all about him and, how he beat her, got her pregnant, or stole her Lambo.

Eduardo Retardo said...

Nice sleuthing! I don't know that there was ever a relationship, but you're certainly correct about his tweets and the way he basically fizzled out. We knew he would, though. But anyway, from what I understand he's pretty much a freelance paparazzo, and I know TMZ periodically uses his stuff. They just did last week.

Oh, and there most certainly is a Sky. Tila Truth has a good post on her I think. I'm pretty sure Biff is Sky. She pulled similar shit a few months ago with a fake account called TilaInsider. She's mostly known for stealing a child beauty queen's pics and 'shopping the girl into her own, claiming it was her daughter. Also for 'shopping her head onto model bodies. Poorly. You know Sky is around by the "MAN THE HARPOON!" calls heard 'round Twitter.

Pixilix said...

There seems to be a bit more evidance pointing to fact that biff is sky rather then being Gary. Garya tweets are far too fucked to be biff the writing style would be to hard to shake but "biffs" tweets are in the same writing style as skys hmmm I wonder ...

gillianthemad1013 said...

Ugh, Garry Sun's birthday is the same as me.

I've always been under the impression that the Garry/Tila relationship and fall-out was just another Carlton Jordan-type publicity stunt, although maybe he pissed her off at some point and then became a "dangerous stalker", like everybody who Tila dislikes. Maybe he wasn't too happy for Tila taking credit for his Illuminatti drivel or something like that. But I agree with Fatty entirely about his "philosophical" tweets: they sound really obnoxious, like a smug prick trying to look deep and coming off like an insufferable douche.

As for Skyylar, I know she predates the Rotspot but you girls have gone INNNNN stuff Tila did before February, so you should really put your detective hats and inform the masses about someone who comes in a close second on the shameless lying delusional skank list! She's back in action, Trinity's mom (Trinity is the little girl Skyylar tried to pass off as her daughter) says she's opening numerous blog and social network accounts under her name. It will be hilarious!

tui said...

As for skyy, (gawd I hate that spelling) she WAS actually fairly close to the skank at one point, contact-wise. I remember seeing Casey Johnson's last tweets and lo and behold one of them was TO SKYY.

Skyy is just as nutty as the alien-one, it makes complete sense to me that "she", or whatever you call it, has now mutated into biff....

tui said...

oh fuck i forgot to say, thanks for the laffs fatty, genius post as always, i will be nominating you for scotland yard soon =)

Barbara said...

Even Mulder would be getting a headache at this stage. You get major props for sticking with this one, Fatty.

I'm off to get a piece of posterboard, a Sharpie, some thumbtacks, string, a map and a thermos of Faygo.

I'll check back in when I have something.

Anna said...

I don't know if I buy into Garry either. I was following his tweets for a while but they seem so philosophical and esoteric that it's obvious he put a lot of thought and effort into them make them seem that way. I am seriously wondering if he is taking us for a ride.

J said...

This is all off-topic, but I've never written down an email address to email one of the girls about this and I'm a lazy twat and don't want to go looking for it.

ICP called in a local radio show earlier last week and was speaking about the Tila incident. They're idiots with clown make-up, but they also know they're just that and that's a fucking gold star in my book. They were also not completely slanderous, but stood their ground.
Bubba (the morning show host) asked Violent J why they booked her for the GOtJ. Violent J answered plain and simple that he knew what she looked like and he was essentially just hoping to tap that ass. Both he and the other clown dude has no idea of her reputation. And, well, the rest of what was said is basically all in black and white over the last couple of pages on TRS.

Another something that is quite amusing is that if you go to her http://www.tilatequilarecords.com site, scroll down foreverrrrr and it ends in goatsie. (18+) Quite fitting for Tila.

Just thought I'd throw that out there.

-J

criss said...

An FYI - Tila makes everyone sign a confidentiality (non-disclosure) agreement - probably even the men she "dates", like Casa.

That is why they all remain mum after the "relationship", be it professional or personal, ends with her.

Sandra said...

If Garry doesn't say anything to clear his name doesn't that just make him guilty of what he is being accused of??? Tila is known to lie, but wouldn't you want to clear your name especially when it's something as serious as Sexual Harassment and physically injuring someone. I don't understand why it wouldn't bother him that people think these things of him. Why would another person let her get away with so much, what is it about her that she can accuse people of so many terrible things and they just let it drop? Does she have something over these people to make sure they don't talk? She is a master manipulator, it wouldn't surprise me if she accumulates things about these people and threatens them that she will spill stuff. I just wish Garry stand for himself, why let someone walk all over you? Don't be a doormat Garry, CLEAR YOUR NAME.

Fatty McFatterson said...

I'd love for Garry to go public and clear his name and sue that midget idjit!!!OMG. So much fun, lol.

I think he probably doesn't think anyone would believe her accusations, and so they don't concern him on that level. HIs tweets soon after her accusations appeared to focus on betrayal of a friendship/love relationship, so if they did indeed have a more intimate relationship, he might be trying to be the bigger person and move on.

He, more than she, seems to really be all about peace and love. Yeah, it might be a whole lot of hooey, but he strikes me as someone much more grounded and forgiving, you know, like a real person, and not a poser mogul. Which makes me wonder, how could he ever get with the midget idjit, because he'd see she's so wrong on so many levels. Stranger things have happened though.

Fatty McFatterson said...

Hahahhahahha. Just checked his facebook he removed his birthday!!!! I guess Garry reads Rotspot too!!! YAY!! Team Rotspot for the WIN!!! Yet no Tweets/Facebook postings :(

deluwiel said...

I agree with Fatty. Garry isn't going to go through the hassle and expense of pursuing legal action for anything Tila says because he knows that nobody who amounts to anything in that town even knows who she is, let alone follows her tweets or her bizarre commentary on her flog. And if someone did get wind of it, all they'd need to hear is that it came from Tila Tequila. 'nuff said.

Isis said...

it's not skankzilla press tour it's the midget idjit tour! how dare you forget Fatty!

hanah said...

Bradshaw is tweeting if he should give his clothes do donation or if he should have a garage sale.. He's turning more and more into Tila! lol

josephgein said...

Hmmmmmm. I really don't know what to think about this Biff character, whereas MrsGein totally believes it. I tweeted him something a few days ago asking what Tila charges for service with a happy ending and if she gives out illuminati discounts. He simply tweeted back: "LMAO". You can see it on my timeline. He's MIA as I type this. I wonder what that means. I've also conversed with Garry a few times, but he's asked that I refrain from mentioning Tila in the messages as he's been threatened with lolsuits. What else would I want to talk to him about? Hiphop? Getting stoned all day? LOL. He's pretty annoying in his own way. Anyone know how old he is? Also, if Biff is real and his Twitter photo is legit, it seems to me that he could do a lot better than some washed-up, ex-reality show, Ambein-addict. Wow. This cast of characters around the hogul is just amazing. And I've recently been introduced to the swarm of flies that is Kat Stacks. LOLz forever!

jayden said...

There's no point to suing someone if they have no financial resources to pay damages. Tila has nothing and never will have anything of value. She's essentially judgment proof.

Madame Toast said...

I agree with Jayden, there is no point in suing Tila, its not like she has anything to sue for. Unless you want the remaining months on her Lambo rental or the same gucci purse she's been carrying around for a year. OH! and her apartmansion, I mean wow, who would NOT want to live there?!

It seems like Tila is starting to fade again, faster this time even after all the craziness of the GOTJ nonsense. She has times where she doesn't tweet for hours, when she used to tweet nonstop for days on end. I have to wonder what is next for her? every stunt she has pulled lately only gets her a blip on the radar and each stunt gets crazier and crazier...I'm still convinced a "suicide" situation is coming, and its going to be tied to either the GOTJ or the porn crap as far as the reason/blame.

Garry would do best to just cut all ties with Tila and never mention her or let her in his life again, he seems like a decent person with something going for him, why ruin that. Just use Tila as an example.

Sheriff Gauncent said...

Garry Sun mystery?

I'm ready for the other mysteries like...

When is the comic book coming out?

When is the movie she is filming with Martin Scorsese coming out?

When's the big trip to Africa?

LeilaTheGoodRat said...

I just wanted to let the newer people know that Skyy is indeed real, and has been seen on cam many times on Tila's Hotspot. She used to strip for her "fans" all the time. She told Tila who all the "haters" in chat were and one night Tila banned like 80% of the members. She accidentally banned Carleana and she had a nervous breakdown for 5 days until Tila let her back on the site. When skyy was AbsolutelyAbbi she was openly tweeting about receiving love letters and roses from Tila. I had a bunch of blogs on her but they got suspended, if anyone from this site wants to know anything about Skyy you can ask me or TilaTruth or anyone who was around last year. Skyy has had over a dozen fake twitters and facebooks, she is always in the middle of some scandal and she lies as much as Tila.

Glibby Longstocking said...

oh jeezus.

Fuck Garry Sun with his crackpot philosophical/rap tweets. I WAS following him on twitter but I got tired of looking at that garbage that only makes sense to him. Dude is lame, for real. I was once on his side but he talks big game just like Tila...therefore that makes him full of shite.

starfish said...

hi heard some interesting things that really did happen during that arm-meet incident, but i dont want to say anything because i want to keep it confidential. all i would like to say is...

there is more than "meets" the eye..

yes gary and tila were lovers. he will not talk about her because he respects her out of that, they were close at one point.

that jane incident was her blood sacrifice....she sold her soul to the devil...

but the truth is, do they want her? tila, please, get out of the public eye. get a good respectable job and find the true Lord.

you done wrong by selling your soul!! you can still get redemption. thats all!!!

SammiDe said...

Could Tila and Garry have kept their relationship secret for 3 months?


I can answer this but wont post to much here in public but the answer to this is YES!!

SammiDe said...

Yes and Starfish you best not TELL because those types of things NEED to be secret or I will never tell you ANYTHING AGAIN!

starfish said...

damnet how can i remove my comments? modifier, can you please remove my previous comment? thank you

starfish said...

hmm...im not sure how to delete a comment, but we all know tila is crazy enough to sell her soul. she probably did make some kind of satanic alter is all im saying. its what all the cool kids are doing now. heck, rihanna sould her soul, JAY-Z the freemason, lady googoo gaga..katy purry

anyways, please delete my prev. comment thanks a bunch!

SammiDe said...

I could give a shit about Tila arm meet her wanting to sell her soul everyone knows that but WHEN PEOPLE TALK TO YOU IN CONFIDENCE about something another said in confidence to them,you dont go fuckin POST HINTING ON IT or even ANYTHING ABOUT IT! You clearly didnt, BUT YOU HINTED TO IT most of all then brought up what YOU NOW THINK of the Gary issue, wtf!!! When people say things to you THAT ANOTHER SAYS in confidence to you, YOU DONT GO IN your ANON name and start POSTING about it even hinting about it, that is just wacked. & shows me I cant trust you with ANYTHING no matter how petty this "hinting issue" is!

starfish said...

does anyone know how to delete my comments? i log in using my aim account so i dont have a delete option.

starfish said...

also, i can keep secrets. the only thing i am trying to expose is illuminati stuff, things that most people shun and don't want to hear nothing about. i can be told something AND NOT go writing about it. trust me, i have before...

there is ALOT that goes on that most people DO NOT know about! ok? but yes i am a trustworthy person.

SammiDe said...

WHATEVER DUDE THAT'S MY POINT EXACTLY!! NO ONE CARES ABOUT THE ILLUMINATI SHIT! I already told you & I dont care about the arm meet stuff you wrote its the other shit that was said in confidence TO ME that I discussed PARTIALLY with you, I didnt even give you FULL on details because I AM A GOOD FRIEND and WOULD NEVER JUST DIVULGED EVERYTHING SOMEONE TOLD ME IN CONFIDENCE, EVER!! but still for you to take just a lil piece of info and then run with it makes it APPEAR that I TOLD YOU EVERYTHING that was said to me in private and still it puts me on blast making it LOOK LIKE NOW I CANT BE TRUSTED BY SO AND SO because my FRIEND LORI that I MIGHT OPEN UP TO from time to time, the one person online WHO I THOUGHT I COULD TRUST WITH ANYTHING would just so blatantly POST about it! ugh, whatever I'm over it. Ya live and you learn.

SammiDe said...

*LMFAO* LORI DONT SWEAT it anymore, lordy, I JUST TOLD YOU DONT TELL ANYTHING ELSE EVER AGAIN I TELL YOU! OR HINTTT! JEEZUS woman, your still my friend! ♥Im not an asshole like that, if you have valid real info you send it to them in email anyway not here. DUhhh.

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