- Oh hey, what's Rob doing?
- Watch for Flying Poop, Vegas!
- People Continue to NOT Take Tila Seriously.
- OH FOR FUCKS'S SAKE TILA, Give It A Rest!
- The Garry Sun Mystery
- Legal Beagle Eagle Fadeagle
- Tila's Myspace Friends
- Ooopsie! Heh. The Biff Kerfluffle is heating up!
- Jeepers peepers, where'd you get that Creeper? Par...
- Tila's Fail Blog Takes a Turn
- The Soup Dishes Tila
- Aww, sad face.
- Rotspot on the Radio!
- Tee Hee
- A pretty high quality video
- Who is Tila's new staff writer?
- Wet Dreams Really Do Come True
- Why Tila isn't a badass...
- I'm so excited to show you this!
- It's a red letter day for Tila!!!!
- And Tila's Musical Career Goes POP
- Official ICP Statement
- What's the World Coming To?
- OMG!! Poor, poor Tila!
- Aww, Poor Tila!
- Tila + IKP(bahaha)+Juggalos=NOT a happy family no ...
- Jimmy Kimmel & Tila's New Attorney (of which she s...
- Yes, There Were Firecrackers
- The Tom Green Perspective
- Tila Was Bleeding
- Our First Words from ICP and Method Man
- Dear Alan Gutman
- The Ensuing LOLZ
- Tila Becomes A Vampire by Doctor Request
- Guest Post: Sailor Vesta
- Just Want to Post This...
- Pictures and video just keep rolling out ...
- PR stunt for sure!
- 9Head is a fucking idiot!
- Watch Out for Them Bottles, Tila!
- Video of Tila at GOTJ - More vids
- Oh Goodness Kids - Tila Did the Work For Us - 2 UP...
- Bang! Pow! Boom!
- The Gathering: What We Know So Far, Plus What We'r...
- Bipolar Tila Only Exists In Fantasy Land
- It's almost time, Juggalos!
- What is she good for !?!?!
- Cracked out gutter-whore says what?
- Throwback Tacky Tila: Edition 2
- Did He Donate or Not?
- Dear Tila Army: Part 2
- Dear Tila Army. Part 1
- Pulled Over: A Love Story
- The Sex Tape Saga
- Tila is still stupid...
- OMG Media Frenzy!!!
- Garry's Guide to Friendship and Sex for Lambos
- Believe Me, Believe Me!
- Makin' the Hoes Rain on Jelis Haters
- ▼ August 2010 (60)
Tuesday, August 24
11:54 AM | Posted by Fatty McFatterson
Who could anticipate the shitstorm brewing on my Twitter timeline this morning? Wow. Seems everyone's talking about Biff, lol. There's a lot of controversy about just who this dude is. Folks are wondering if it's really a guy, a girl, a chick named Sky who was in the center of some other Tila controversy before I came on the scene, or just a really stupid, creepy teepee stalker dood who happens to be very naive about Tila.
I've been sitting on the Biff story for a few days prior to last night's post (heh, yeah, I know everyone knows his name, but I like the sound of 'Biff'. It's just so suitable!) because I needed to confirm if he was the real McCoy or not. It appears, from my sources, that he is. I'm going to operate on the assumption that he is a real guy and he's really dating (or was dating) Tila.
Luckily, we have someone who has been tweeting with him since he first began dating Tila, so we have these lovely screencaps of the big blowout between him and Tila last night:
You don't know if her tears are real and she wants to get married to Stalky in the space of 2 weeks? Where have we seen this scenario played out before? Oh yeah every single person she has 'dated' in the last year!
How do you not know that she was taken away on a 5150 back in June? This is odd to me because it's obvious he tweeted her that day (see last night's post) in reponse to her stupid Jane tweet, and he asked how she was. In addition, if he lived next door as he claims, every fucking neighbor would have been talking about it! I think he moved there after the 5150, around the 24th of June, when he starts tweeting Tila that he lives near her.
What the hell kind of cat does that 'friend' have? A saber tooth tiger?
So, he's saying Tila has a key he didn't know she had?
The following screencaps are prior to last night. I don't have timestamps on these, but they're in the last week or so, as I understand:
You never saw this side of her? Even Mittiee has seen this side of her, though he does deny it's anything to worry about and we all make 'mistakes'. Dude is either flat-out lying, or Tila has really found the stupidest person to ever walk this earth.
Lovely. I'm sure she wants it out there that she was at the STD clinic being tested for the porno she's denying being a part of.
Sex tape? OOOOOooooooOOOOOh. Can you say "Spencer Pratt". Hey Tila, I hope you have a handle on this one. That Lambo lease payment is coming up next month and sounds like LoverBoy may cash in on your payday.