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Friday, June 4

postheadericon Speaking of dethroning...


...look who's up lookin' like a cockstar with his crown and on his throne might I add! He definitely looks healthier than meth mouth and isn't on his way to rolling around and throwing temper tantrums on TV for attention rehab as we speak. I'm really starting to like Perez, he seems to have grown up a lot through the last few years. Either way, thanks to our awesome readers we were tipped off to a Perez TV chat session today. One part of it made me chuckle a little bit!



video

Source:  Perez TV

And I must admit, I'm really diggin' his crown (OK, I KNOW it's a fuckin' hat BUT it's pink and sparkly and I AM allowed to like shit like that!)



28 comments:

Joann said...

Funny...of course we all know who he's talking about. Isn't his hat similar to the one Aretha Franklin wore to the Obama's inauguration?

Speaking of things that make you want to chuckle, check out fellow CR4 cast mate Bonnie Pointer.

CR4 might be even crazier with the Z-list crowd.

http://www.dlisted.com/node/37529#comments

Mogularmy said...

Perez annoys me too. His only redeemable qualities are:

a) his gossip blog, despite my hate, continues to be one of the most successful out there & he has been able to branch out into other areas as a result

b) he hates Tila & won't give her the time of day and it drives her nuts.

It would make my day if he (or his sis) ends up blogging about Celebrity Rehab and focuses only on the other participants to piss off Mogultard. *prays to the Temple of 9Head*

B_McBitcherson said...

I <3 perez just because he hates her soooo much he doesn't mention her and we all know that kills her inside a little bit each day.

Sheriff Gauncent said...

@ B_McBitcherson

And well all enjoy her dying inside a little more each day. Well, she is dead inside.

How about we see her die on the outside a little more?

Eduardo Retardo said...

Goddammit, this bitch just made me love him.

Emily said...

I'm not the biggest fan of Perez. While I admit he writes an awesome gossip blog, (unlike certain midget hoguls who shall remain nameless), he seems like an actual hater. Like he really gets his jollies from bringing others down a peg. Never been a trait I admired in a person. But I do love him for ignoring her bitch ass. She tries sooooooo hard to get him to fight with her and he just pretends she doesn't exist. Makes me giggle.

SpitFire said...

How much do you wanna bet that Tila (or her hired help 9head and her sister) were the ones to submit that question hoping he'd actually say her name outloud... I know Tila better than she knows her own ass.

babayxdyme18 said...

lol @ spitfire !

I wonder why is it that when CR4 was being cancelled, she blogged about how she didn't want to go because of how she loved her fans and wanted to have time to work on her website, but now that CR4 got these "almost famous" people and the show is not being cancelled anymore she is talking about how she prayed to god god for answers and is doing it because she wants to be a better person and get help. It's like she was embarrassed by the article that TMZ wrote about her lol ... is that why she went off on them for stealing her " exclusive" news? lol what a pathetic cunt !

Hope said...

Fucking GOLD!!! I lnow Perez sometimes can come off as immature and talk shit about people, BUT ya gotta admit sometimes he will give us little gems like these. He has also made friends with several celebs he talked shit about. Kathy Griffin being one of them, appeared on Tyra whom I know he's said a few snaps about, but she still let him come and talk to her. I don't like everything he puts out there but as leasat he doesn't put his name on EVERY SINGLE post to turn it all about him. The lastest cool thing is that he is making a cameo in the new Venga Boys video with PETE fcuking BURNS of Dead or Alive (You spin me round fame) PETE BURNS, I would KILL to be in a cameo with him..Whos video has 9head been in??

Thanks for making my day with this little snippet Rotty :)

Joann said...

I was thinking the same thing SpitFire.

I also believe the reason she slammed TMZ about stealing her "exclusive"(like she can talk) was for them to mention her accusations about them on their web site since Perez won't give her the time of day.

boytoy said...

perez was offered 20 million dollars to sell hie website and he turned it down. Some other gossip bloggers together were offering him this money.

I really hope tila doesnt do CR.

Lea said...

Look at that, Tila's super blog is not even recognized by EW. :D

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f78/Stefunny77/Picture1-3.png

This comes from ONTD (http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/47556890.html), check it out!

Lea said...

And another gem, also from ONTD:
http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/47561496.html

Tila will just die young this summer of all life choices... well, there is hope.

Sheriff Gauncent said...

Drama is happening right now. Hopefully she's backing out and is ready to spin it another direction because she just hooked up with her connect so we can watch her die.

Clementine said...

Ohh apparently something sad happened to her...

Of course she is being cryptic because she wants the blog hits.

My guesses are:

She is going to tell us Onyx is dead(duh.)

She was secretly pregnant and lost the baby.

Or any of her many lies recycled...

Seagal said...

Never been a fan of perez as when he was writing on his blog ne was downright nasty about some celebs, BUT, I think he has mellowed out a bit and I love how he won't even say TTs name. I also LOVE that he said when he really hates someone he doesn't talk about them. This must be just making TT furious. LMAO

Clementine said...

Ahh looks like she got a case of the sads because CR is being pushed back...

wont give her the hits on her site so I dont know the deets but I bet shes saying how bad she needs rehab and doesnt have the $$ to go to one or is too busy or some bs.

Alabama Worley said...

I loathe Perez. I find it worse that his sister who does write is such a vicious woman hater. I'm not sure if she thinks that being in character (A gay man) means you have to be rude to every woman minus the few that pay him some attention or what but yuck.

On a sidenote I've met him and any man who uses racial and homophobic slurs (beyond what I know about him) deserves to be beaten up. I sincerely loathe him on a level TRS loathes Tila.

I wish Dlisted would get the attention that Perez gets because it's far funnier and better written. However I have a feeling Michael doesn't want the attention, which speaks volumes. I'm a dlisted girl all the way.

Alabama Worley said...

Wait while I'm here, I read in comments on her site (smack me later) that the psycho chick "Skylar" has Onyx. Apparently there are photos on her facebook account. Now we all know she LOVES to do weird shit with photoshop or paint..but anyway to find out if this is true?

This CR4 is going to be the most hilarious thing ever because LOOK at what they have on there. Dear christ almighty. I mean ... really? All I can say is that the amount of crackhead antics will be intense. This really is the Bobby and Whitney show only with several other people and a DR. Crack heads galore.

Where's 9head? His ass needs to be in there for bedazzling. It'll be interesting to see if and who is her friend when she returns. Maybe she'll come out and find Jesus (lol) and then stop defeathering pigeons for outfits. We can only hope not.

tsnoopy76 said...

So, according to Hogul's site, CR4 has been suspended until July due to one of the girls deciding to back out! Wonder which girl that would be??? Things that make you go "HMM".

tsnoopy76 said...

So Miss Hogul's site says that CR4 has been suspended until July because some girl decided to back out at the last minute. Wonder who that could be??? Things that you go "HMM".

Alabama Worley said...

Shit I can't stop. Sorry for so many. I read her diary. I CALLED IT! I knew what she was on.

Hello Oxy's, Ambien, Valium and Adderall. I hate to be patting myself on the back but it was far too obvious and I knew it wasn't meth.

About her 30K is true and it's 20K to go into the "coma" and come out without the withdrawals and without the suboxone (an opiate substitute) and that my friends is for 4 fucking days. Insurance WILL NOT cover that. She's poor and if anything this is admitting it. I really think they had her detoxing and then with it pushed back they had to exit her from the rehab since VH1 wouldn't be footing the bill. She's back to using and crawling out of her skin. It sucks but you do it to yourself, and I say this as a former addict.

tsnoopy76 said...

And of course, she's "Hottie of the week" again.

Seagal said...

I finally broke down and read her "Dear Diary". What a bunch a shit! I am convinced the only reason she is doing this show is to get her face on TV. I'll bet 2 shots for every time she acts up to get "face time" on the show.

I have never heard anyone talk about their addictions the way she does. It's just weird. She says things like "I will still be taking my Opiate addictions" and "I’m sad because until we start filming again in JULY, I will continue to take my painkiller addictions". WTF? It may just be me but that just sounds weird to me. Is she trying to convince people that she's an addict? Instead of saying something like "I'm still popping my pills" she says that weird shit. And she goes on and on about CR4 not being cancelled and the only reason it has been postponed is becasue one gal quit. Could she be talking about herself or as usual just lying? Who knows. I'll just be glad when we never hear about her again as I am sure in her warped mind she thinks this will be her big chance to make it big. Ain't going to happen. I have not seen a single person come out of CR with a HUGE career.

Alabama Worley said...

I agree. As an addict you DONT say the shit and if you were to you'd say "I can't do the withdrawals on my own so I'm going to have to try and taper off but I'm determined to get clean". You don't say the shit she's said.

She's such a fucking idiot. opium and opiates are TWO different things! I kept reading it and going "uhhh what?!". She's on shit, for sure. She's on pills galore which has been testified for years. The thing is she's a dumb ass. She's beyond a fucking dumb ass. Here's the deal, if this was about her getting clean we all know that she can go into any ER and claim she's going to kill herself. Once she's there they will piss test her (yes they will no argument there) and she will test dirty. They will send her into a psych ward and even without insurance they will keep her and get her on a system (although most likely on methadone if she's on opiates and she has no health insurance) and she will be functioning till she gets to her CR4.

IF YOU WANT HELP YOU GET IT! I've not had insurance since 1998 and have managed just fine. There are ways to bypass the waiting lists and thousands. She wants to go to promises (as if it's the ONLY rehab in LA) to get help because we all know "celebs" go there. Bitch just wants air time.

Fuck her. Fuck her and her fucking bullshit ass addictions. I would't be shocked if she's sitting at home trying to score heroin and learn to shoot up, make a ustream video and "nod out" to prove her point. I mean where's this PR for her abuse spiraling out of control due to the delay in production?

Come on Tila you fake fucking skag..show us your addiction? Because from where I'm standing I've yet to see you nod off on camera, in public or anything else. You can yammer on for hours. Anyone who's ever had an opiate addiction knows that shit is impossible. You chase your high and nod out. So here's what youre doing .Opiates for fun NOT OPIUM YOU DUMB ASS, Adderall to keep you awake, Ambien to sleep and eating a shit ton of benzos (you know valium and xanax and ativan) to keep you from freaking out. You slur and do weird shit because you're on ambien binges at night doing the "trip" prior to sleeping, making videos and tweets.

You are slurring and stumbling in broad daylight because of your vicodin and valium. I'm not going to go into how I know this but bitch stop it. Just stop.

I had no respect anyway but really I lost ALL respect for Dr. Drew for putting her on there. This is gross and disgusting to anyone who's in dire need of help.

If Celeb Rehab went away she would be off to London and happy and doing whatever else.

Oh and what happened to Rob or Raz?

Ugh. Just ugh

Fatty McFatterson said...

I've never been a Perez fan, preferring my gossip from TMZ, but I have to say, I give the man mad props. He is passionate about his craft and he did what he had to to make a name for himself in a decidedly difficult genre.

The Idjit Midget Mogul's jealousy is really just the icing on the cake.

I must say, after this little vid, I am a HUGE Perez fan. The bitch knows how to BRING IT and GO INNNNNN on a mogul!!!

OMGtotallii said...

perez is a woman hating america basher.... he hates everyone but kisses their asses to try to get famous from them. he is no better than tila! he rips on people for "stealing" someone else's style, then makes this stupid video of him in an aretha franklin hat! Ugh he is a disgusting human being.

OMGtotallii said...

and he really does try to make all of his posts all about him! he's always begging to be on idol, begging to do cameos on shows, telling readers how they should feel the same way he does about a situation. he is a grade a douche nozzle.

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