Saturday, June 19
Road Side Bomb
1:22 AM | 
Posted by
Eduardo Retardo
So tonight Uncle Eddie was getting his freak on at the movies, and when I got home I saw this tripe:
You're probably thinking that it's such a nice thing for Tila to do! No wait, you're probably thinking that soldiers don't need torture like that. Maybe you're thinking that's worse than waterboarding. Or maybe, just maybe, you're remembering last year when she said the exact same thing:
Screen cap taken on 4/20/2010, do the mathFunny how she says she ALL OF A SUDDEN got the offer, when she SUPPOSEDLY had that offer last year! LOL Tila, what a fucking ridiculous thing to lie about. Did you think we wouldn't remember that? Did you think we wouldn't have a screen cap of you saying it last year? Tila, you are a dumb ass, and even though you insist you're always 10 steps ahead of us, YOU OBVIOUSLY ARE NOT.
I think it's good news that she's lying about it. Just like she's lying about performing at the UMA's next month. LOL, just you guys wait, Uncle Eddie will cover THAT story in the next couple days.
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Good catch Uncle E!
Tila will find it hard to strip down in Iraq. As I recall, they have really strict rules for womens dress and conduct.
I'm still waiting for the winner of the Piggy Perez Pedo video to be highlighted on her blog.
You think she posts every few minutes so folks will check to see if it's up yet, even though it's been almost a full day? BTW, check her Facebook for updates to the blog, that way you don't give the blog hits, and if you don't see the lies you want to cover, you don't give her unnecessary views.
*gosh*
: ) Hi fatty <3
Well, she already used pregnancy, miscarriage, a supposedly loved one's death, an earthquake, adoption, a war, suicide and so many other things that you don't throw around for shits and giggles just to promote herself without any sense of shame and decency. Doesn't surprise me.
Hey, she could take a page from Jessica Simpson's stinkbomb "Major Movie Star" and JOIN the army! This at least would make her useful. Oh, who am I kidding - Tila's NEVER going to be useful.
I thought she'd be filming Dr Drew's Celebrity Rehab?
I called the USO and asked them about Tila Tequila and if she would be on the upcoming USO tour to Iraq and while they said dates for the actual tour are kept confidential do to operational security in Iraq, and for the safety of celebrity's; they had no record of Tila being on the list.
Tila is obviously the US Government's new secret weapon to finally defeat the enemy in Iraq. We supply everyone except the enemy with super duper secret ear plugs then let her rip! Pow! Bam! Instant surrender due to bleeding ear drums and massive pain.
Lai Bing just went to Iraq.......
http://ling-bai.blogspot.com/
beware her posts go on forever
@mav1457 - not surprising that they wouldn't have a record of her. I mean, being the huge mogul celebrity that Tila is I'm sure her personal management team has gone directly through the White House via her ambassador friend to set up this appearance. USO? pfftht. Miss Tila don't need no stinkin' USO... she'll just hop on board her Private Jet with her Entourage to land in Baghdad and perform in front of 30,000 soldiers and marines.
BTW - on her twitter she was babbling about cursing everyone out on her SayNow (why you ask? Who knows - I didn't waste my time listening) and she's bragging about discovering some rap group in her Music Spotlight of the Week. Who are these poor saps? Do they even know that Tila is promoting them? Someone should let them know immediately so they can send e-mail cease and desist letters before their career drops into the black hole that is the Dreaded Tila Tequila Vortex.
Save our troops!!! Isn't it bad enough they are over in 1 million degree weather! I will personally write the uso and tell them not to send her as it will be detrimental to the welfare of our troops. Oh and if they dont know shes coming then i love to see how shes going to get in to iraq.
Maybe someone will mistake her for a weapon of mass destruction!!!! Not that anyone actually believes this is going to happen.
Yeah and what happened to CR 4 ? Still on hold TT bummer.
uncle eddie i have a question for you! there have been hints over the past few months that tila, may indeed be a prostitute or call girl and a couple of times, i recall something about "we'll get more into that later" or something along those lines. something about a big story about it coming up in the near future. i am dying for that story! lol do you know when that may be coming?
Oh oh...some drama is about to go down with a former boytoy of Tila's.
Casa_Wilson is on twitter and he's replying to her that he's got something on her and he's going to talk. hahahahah!! She responded to someone that she's talking to her lawyers.
She has that band's ad banner on her site. She may have put that up on her own volition, without their knowledge, as a way of appearing to have ads. I'm 100% certain they're not paying for that ad space.
I can't imagine the USO folks finding Tila to be suitable for their show circuit. They have to be very careful about who they present and how they're presented. A lot rides on the security and appropriateness of their choices. They can't have a loose cannon on stage. The rules for appearances of women in Iraq are very strict and very specific. No nudity or hint of nudity. Most appendages covered fully. No hint of sexual provocativeness . No cussing AT ALL. Basically, everything Tila is, is not acceptable.
Jenn,
It's tough. Trust me, we want to post that as much as you want to read it. Unfortunately we have to wait for confirmation from our source (basically somebody needs to say "okay, post what I gave you") and I also think the other girls are waiting for confirmation from legal but I could be wrong. I hope it'll happen sooner than later, and I wish I could give you a more exact date.
I dont think soldiers in IRAQ have hear about tila tequila before?
I'm canadian so for the goverment or whoever to approve that would be a disgrace to the USA but the USA is already a disgrace to themselves.
"They are talking to my team now"
what team tila everyone has left you, your manager, publisct, assistant, lawyers, friends have all left you, NOONE WANTS YOU!
@ deluwiel...I went to the Facebook account for this group Tila claims she found through her many, many submissions and some girl had already asked them did they sign up under her "record label". They replied with "We are our own record label."
http://www.facebook.com/454lifeentertainment#!/454lifeentertainment?v=wall
they advertise on her website. must be part of their "deal" with her that she promotes their music.
that's the best she can do for advertisers?
FAIL
As far as the band goes, anyone can lift your banner and place it on their site if you openly display a banner exchange. I'm sure their band does that and has the HTML code or whatever (it's not that hard to hard link something to an image) in their promotional stuff like Myspace etc.
I have it set up where people can take my banner(s) and place it on their site without even mention to me. I've also taken banners of other sites and place it on my own in the banner area as a way to sorta befriend people in cyber space. I can tell you the only sites that are paying me are the ones I specifically signed up to become affiliates with. No one is making a red cent off of my banners so I really doubt they paid advertising or anyone is paying/getting paid.
As far as her going to Iraq, I really wish people wouldn't crucify those that live there as being "bad". I won't state my opinion of the war here but as a person who is a close friend of someone that is from Iraq (has dual citizenship) and knows first hand how people are treated that are residents there, I don't feel privy to American's seeing anyone as an enemy. Sorry that really fucking bothered me and I know I can take something and really go with it but I couldn't just NOT say something. Unless you are in religious areas she wouldn't have to cover up but yes most other cultures women are "Ladies" she falls far from being that way in public.
I wouldn't be shocked if she was booked though. She was on Fox and tends to hang with a rather conservative thinking crowd, which is really really fucking odd if you ask me. I still cannot get that. I mean I know how Big Machine Media works, and I know that they book the gigs and you show up. However, I have to wonder why Fox..with her behavior? I mean really?
The hilarity in all of this is that I'm in LA this Monday for over 10 days on Sunset blvd (no not working it haha). And I'm going to run into this skag from what I hear. It shall be rather interesting.
Rotspot crew,
I need your help.
Tila's blog has been getting less and less hate comments lately. And the ones she has been getting aren't as bad as before. AND they don't get as many thumbs ups! C'mon, help get the jelis haters back to MissTilaOMG.com Do a hater roll call or something. We can't let the army double in size. (even though 20 people still wouldn't be much of an 'army' )
I guess I finally got blocked from her facebook I can no longer see her account on there. Something needs to be done about what shes doing in front of children on the internet. I love this site, it always tells the truth about that mental midget.
It's probably because less and less people care. Like - she even makes making fun of her less interesting. And to be quite honest, I'm pretty disgusted with the child thing yet again. She really tries anything to get any sort of attention and it seems like she's losing even the negative attention.
I think that part of the joy of hating has gone.
Which will sadly make her do something extreme.
It would be nice if it was just uniforms for the "army".
I wonder if you get a "quantity" discount on 20 belly-shirts?
@jelishateromg
I used to go there and just point out the lies, but I got my home IP banned, I think posting the links to the tweets where she said "I'm so drunk" before the Shawne Merriman incident were what did it.
It's pointless, what happens is Tila posts something with 0 evidence, and the dummies believe her. She's claiming CR4 is still going yet her tour is scheduled the same month. The army cares more about what she says then what she does.
If she doesn't perform for the troops in 1 year an army member will say "she performed for the troops" just remembering what she said she was going to do, not what she actually did.
I'm trying for less crazy in my life, so the IP ban is quite a good thing.
Having a Jelis Hater role call is hilarious. God I hope no one really does that.
Anyway I don't think anyone gives two flying shits about her success or fail, we only enjoy the fail or is it flailing(?) because it gives us all a serious break from our lives. Most of us are parents, career driven women who work really fucking hard and each day. Even those with no children are either finishing the school year or just working their asses off. Tila is a joke. She's a walking parody of strippers in forever 21 clothing. She's Jerry Springer in heels complete with re-runs.
I do notice the people that do go there and "hate" on her are really attached and attracted to conspiracy theories and such. I believe that's half the reason she does those things, because other delusional shut ins want to battle it out. I mean it's really a sight to be seen. She wants people to battle her "smarts" and to constantly wait with baited breath her spin on things that some people research or whatever.
Why hasn't she been shown with her dog? Obviously because the second she does it's one less thing for a person to ask her about. She needs as many things as possible to garner attention good or bad.
She is doing something to block peoples comments on her blog and on facebook as well. I've never commented nor liked her page but I can't see it anymore unless my repeatedly reporting it for porn of her wonk nipples finally worked and she got deleted.
She is getting crazier and crazier as of late I'm surprised more people aren't saying anything to her..
@jelishateromg?
Yep, you sure do need help.
No need for a roll call here.
To be a USO act, you are not invited unless you are a major caliber act. After that, most anyone can apply as a USO entertainer, and they determine if you are a celebrity entertainer (based on merit, reputation, profile, etc) or a regular (like a juggler or dance troupe). Where you go for a USO show is determined later, but it can be anywhere in the world where a military base is.
I would read Tila's post as 'someone got an application to do a USO show and we're going to submit it'
I think people are getting bored with her same stupid antics over and over again and she's slowly phasing herself out with this asinine crap.
What happen to her facebook profile? When you go to facebook.com/tila is comes up with a login page.
Totally unrelated: Has the Hotspot finally been taken off of Buzznet?
And if she actually ends up going to Iraq I am sure some brave soldier will use an M-15 on her and do the world a favor. Man that sounds really mean, but I don't care.
@ ~ * Tracy Lynn * ~ : Yeah, I can't view her facebook account, either. Keeps redirecting me to the homepage. Just recently, Tila posted a nudie picture of her disgusting ass on her saynow avatar and someone posted they reported her. Like YouTube, facebook probably suspended her account til further notice.
I agree, kristi. The thought of her head being reduced to an exposion of red spray makes me smile.
Alabama Worley if you're referring to my comments about the USO's desire to control the way women present themselves, this is what I understand from having military folks in the family. I was not trying to say that there was anything wrong or bad about Iraq citizens. I know the USO tries hard not to offend the citizens or military of the countries they're in and even for our own country, Tila's getup is pretty damn raunchy and inappropriate.
The USO wants to bring in entertainment to the troops, but doesn't want to put anyone in harm's way, so they will tell her what words are banned, and what topics she can't discuss. They may also put limits on her fashion choices.
If I offended, please accept my apologies, as that was not my intention.
Maybe it's time to go stealth mode. If people are being banned for bad comments, leaving a positive one (while simultaneously leaking the Truth)would be a kickass way to kick her ass. Any interest in seeing how far that could go? I've seen enough Dateline (and Law & Order, CSI, John Douglas books, etc) to know that a true sting operation requires deceit). I feel too much arguing between us and not enough proactive stupidity outing. I really believe that she will push the envelope to the edges for attention and I fear that she is dragging lonely kids along for the ride. It's time to break out the Sweet Tea (or Sweat Tea as the troll would say) and break her out.
Guys,
Want to read something that will make you LYAO? I don't know if this blog is real or not but either way it gave me my laugh for the night.
http://amicablewrath.blogspot.com/?zx=2bebb588b8f9d4c2
@Alabama Worley, as Fatty said I really don't think anyone was trying to say there was anything bad about the woman of Iraq being modestly dressed, I think they were just pointing out there is a different culture there than here in North America.
I don't know about Iraq personally but my boyfriend is from Iran and I know if I went there I would be expected to dress appropriately in long sleeve shirts and pants/skirts. As a foreign woman I would not be required to cover my hair but I probably would do so out of respect for the culture and the country. I imagine that the US army would try to convey that same respect in Iraq or whatever country they are in and not show/do things that are so contrary to the religion of the region.
I cannot keep quiet about this one! I'll confess to being an undercover secret stalker of you Rotspotty gals. I come to this blog at least once a day to get my giggles and then move on. But as a proud mother of a son serving onboard a submarine in the US Navy and another in the US Army, boots on the ground in Afghanistan (yes thats right folks, two sons! sacrificing thier lives for Tilas right to say any stupid shit she feels like making up that day!) this one just pisses me off to end. Not because of her meth induced fantasy of performing for the troops, but because she, as usual made it all about her.
When REAL folks head over to warzones to entertain our military, they do it quietly and humbly, knowing how much it means to the men and women who are so far from home. It is NOT ABOUT THEM GETTIN PROPS!!! It is about giving some of the most hard working people on the planet a little time to think about nothing but having a good time before they put back on thier gear and head back into hell. Period.
I could make a bunch of snarky jokes about her chopper being shot down, or her getting a defective flac jacket, but that shit happens all too often and it is not funny. I dont even wish it on the cruelest woman on the planet.
I felt bad when she started her shit about the miscarraiges. I've never suffered thru one, but I can imagaine the pain. I felt bad for those that loved Casey when she made a mockery of her life and death. I feel bad for those she ridiculed who have been to the depths of suicide and the families of those who succeeded and just couldnt any other way out of the pain.
My military rant doesnt compare to the pain she has caused many, but it has hit too close to home for me this time. She shouldn't be fucking around saying stupid shit about the military. SHe should be on her knees (I know, I get the irony) every night thanking them for her apartment and her stupid blog and her dog and her drugs and everything she has. Rant over. HooRah!!!
thank you uncle eddie! i understand. i don't want anybody to get in any kind of trouble. legal, or otherwise. i will patiently wait and see.
With her being outed by the cops for a suicide hoax she's became boring. She is afraid to go too far with her stunts for attention. Yet it is time for her to pull something new because interest in her is waning. She was having far less comments on facebook from fans and haters alike and now that account seems to have mysteriously disappeared. She has to do something else desperate now to bring people to her lame copy and pasted blog. Exclusives my ass! Her interaction with children is what sickens me, she preys on them like a vulture. Things are crumbling for her, shes hitting bottom, living in filth. Karma is a bitch and its coming for her!
As the wife of an Active duty Marine, I have spent time, money, blood sweat & tears supporting my Man and the servicemen surrounding him while deployed to Iraq. It sickens me to think that theyd be shoveled this bag of smashed up assholes by the USO! Please feel free to send a complaint or "non rec" (non recommended)to the USO. These men and women are vulnerable and accepting of any little peice of "home" that comes to them out there. Lets cover our bases and make sure she doesnt get her nasty paws on them!http://www.uso.org/contacttheuso/
@joseph oh man yes. Like this http://i46.tinypic.com/24cxqfk.jpg gif. Mmm...makes me smile too, if not turn a little bit green.
I hope my comment about it not being directed towards Fatty was published. I haven't bothered to read up.
Honey I have nothing but the utmost respect for you, and I hate calling you "fatty" too.
I love reading the comments on this page almost as much as reading tila's comments. Did you see the Criss Angel video from her fan about piggy perez? I feel bad for that girl. She embarrassed Criss Angel, and when he parents see that youtube video & kids at school she is going to be "put on blast." I hope her popularity and claim to fame in life isn't being on Tila's blog. Anyway, I wish I could still comment on her posts, but my NAME can't even be typed.. unless it is typed by tilafanfaraway. I can't understand why people still like her. People need to read more of the posts on your blog, and if the tilaarmy refuses to visit a "tila hate site" that's what I am for. That's why I am posting thiss tuff. So it reaches people that you guys might not be able to. xoxo *hugs*
OUR POOR TROOPS! MAY GOD (if you believe,lol) Watch over them!! Or better yet MAY THE ILLUMINATI/OTHERS look over them!! According to Tila they own everything including GOD, LMFAO!
*Also is it just me or is this bitch finally losing steam? I believe she has caught on that all her bs stunts only proves to us what we already know, THAT SHE IS IN NO WAY A CELEBRITY IN ANY WAY or everyday kin folks with no teeth and our government cheese and beer wouldnt have been able to have the bitch 5150'd/302'd into the nut hut. HAHAHHHAHAHAA Tila your days are over now go to fuck to bed! LOL!
I was mocking Tila with the roll call thing ;)
When people were leaving her army, she did a "Army Roll Call" .
I thought since this blog goes parallel with Tila's, it'd be funny if someone mocked that.
I can just see the USO falling over themselves to set up a show with lyrics like "I fucked the DJ" and "Stripper Friends"