Tuesday, August 10
Cracked out gutter-whore says what?
11:30 AM | 
Posted by
Fatty McFatterson
Gather 'round kiddies, got a little something for you this morning. It's not much, just a sweet little morsel of whore-goblin goodness...
Tila posted at 8:00 am (or was it 7:00 am? she claimed both times) that she couldn't sleep, that she was "wired" and so she'd make a sweet little sleepy-time video for you and you could all SLEEP WITH HER!!! Hell Tila, we all knew we could sleep with you, but the STDs and rampant herpes and our own lack of moral turpitude kept us away.
And here's the Flog post:
Remember, Tila's site demographic, according to her is as young as 15 years old. So why would you invite your young readers to go to bed with you, wearing a teensy little half shirt with your wonky nipples struggling to break free?
Here's the re-crap between the vid and the post:
Tila can't sleep. She claims it's because she had too much candy. In the vid she pulls out a bag of Rolos, 3/4 of the way full and claims she ate too many. A quarter of a fucking bag of Rolos gets you so fucking amp'd you can't sleep for 24 hours???? Holy shit, I'd need a quarter of a vat to have any effect on me!
In the opening moments of the video she's featured in her disgusting bathroom. She apologizes for her raspy voice and says it's from not getting any sleep. Later in the vid she apologizes for her raspy voice and says it's because she hasn't had any cigarettes? Are you fucking high? Oh, wait, yeah she is. A raspy voice because you don't have cigarettes? Heh. Maybe you should have taken your next-door stalker neighbor up on his offer to get you some the other day.
But wait, moments later...while laying amongst her crusty sheets we spy this...
Hey stalker dood, she smokes Marlboro Lights. You might want to have your friend, of which you have, leave a shitload next time he's over.
Tila then weaves this fantastical story about why she can't sleep, blaming it on chocolates and Jolly Ranchers and referring to a fridge in her room and another one upstairs. Huh. Yeah. Out of the fucking blue, she starts talking about all these fridges of which she has. Guess what Tila. We know where you live. You live in a cheap apartment. It's not even a condo. Of course there will be a fridge upstairs, it belongs to your upstairs neighbor you fucking psycho.
She then apologizes for her camera, that it's not a 'regular camera' it's a special camera that is made only for professional video. Does she think her Army is that stupid they can't recognize a Canon Point and Shoot. I have one. It's not a big deal. My kids have them. Canon doesn't make this 'special' camera that's for professional video in a point and shoot. C'mon Tila, I know you want to project that you have all this pricey expensive exclusive swag, but you're going to lie about a point and shoot? It's not even a Rebel, for gosh sake! Oh, while I'm on the subject of your expensive swag, we haven't heard you mention the "Lambo" since you got back from Santa Barbara. Can it be that you returned it to the dealership on your way home? That was a short lease.
But the most telling thing about the video is the lack of Onyx, even though, as you see in her Flog post, she says if you want to cuddle with her you have to cuddle with Onyx. I have owned many many dogs in my lifetime. When I go to bed, and there's a dog around, either they immediately jump on the bed and give me happy kisses, or if they're already there, I have to push them aside because they're hogging the whole bed, and then I get the happy kisses. For someone "snuggling with Onyx" we don't see her on the bed. Normal people who have a dog on their bed would pan the camera to the dog if its asleep and say something like "say hi to Onyx, oh poor sleepy puppy" or some such chatter.
In closing, who goes to bed in a half shirt, tight jeans, false eyelashes and full makeup? Yeah, a whore. That's what I thought.
Well that's it kiddies. Not a big deal, but just more methed out Tila for your reading pleasure.
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24 comments:
She looks to' the fuck up in that video. She must not have showered in days. Seriously, there is no way she is doing rehab. What a joke!!
Her nipple keeps staring at me. LIES LIES and more LIES. She is obviously high as a kite. Maybe she could get Rolo to advertise on her flog? After all, kids do love candy!
SMH AND LMAO...skank can't sleep and throat is raspy because she's been up all night HIGH off her speed cocktail.
"Out of the fucking blue, she starts talking about all these fridges of which she has."....cause the skank is HIGH.
"She then apologizes for her camera, that it's not a 'regular camera' it's a special camera that is made only for professional video."...skank is delusional, lying and HIGH.
The Lambo is back at the dealership.
Onyx doesn't live with her. Tila borrows her when she wants to take a picture with Onyx to prove she still has her.
"who goes to bed in a half shirt, tight jeans, false eyelashes and full makeup?"...a skank with time on her hands and nothing else to do but make a ridiculous video of herself HIGH OFF HER ASS to show her nitwit army of unstable adults, impressionable underage horny boys and delusional young girls.
Oh. My. GAWD...she is high as...well, high as only Tila can be.
Her hair y'all...HER HAIR!!! It's like seriously in a fucking knot.
Jeebus Christ on a cracker Tila, get help. That 'innocent' pic of her at 18 she posted should be enough for anyone to see how far down the hill she's rolled over the past 9/10 years.
Thanks for posting guys...I luvs you, I really do.
Someone really needs to get a picture of the Lambo if it's already back at the dealership.
This woman...just too hilarious for coherent words.
She really looks like she's in her mid 40s trying to look like she's still 25. It's hilarious and sad at the same time. She'd probably look her age if she stopped doing all the drugs and smoking so much.
What's up with her weave? Ew.
The hair...At about 40 seconds. WTF??
She's totally losing it today. She did some fucked up "Rumors" flog and then the Radar Online piece came out with two lesbian porn stars confirming they did a pro porn movie with the little cuntwart.
She did this either right before or right after the RO story was posted, I think. She went from all nutty manic to "oooh, I'm so sleepy," so I can't post, in about ten minutes.
She'll be dragging "Jane" out to terrorize her little boys and girls some more. Since she can't dodge the truth anymore, it'll have to be that an alternate personality made her do it.
I think she wears those green contacts when she is spun the fuck out.
I think when they aren't in, she acts, a LITTLE more normal. but when they are in shes posting up random videos, and just more of an ass.
Anyone agree?
Shes hiding her pupils with those contacts. something I would have done (and have done) in my drug days.
is it just me.. or is this guy insinuating he spent the evening with tila - hiding in her room? they stayed up till the same times, he lives next to her, a "girl" brought her dog round (onyx?) and he tweets her CONSTANTLY. https://twitter.com/bamfscott
That close up on her face when she walks is atrocious. You can see every sore.
Something else I've been thinking on...
Right after my kid was born and I was healing a split pelvic bone, I was given morphine. Later I switched down to Norco. When I first take both and have a smoke or talk even for more than a minute, my voice got raspy from the relaxing of the vocal chords with the pain meds. Mind you, these meds were not just plain old vicodin. (Norco is same family, but about 3 times stronger.) I don't know about illegal stuff, I only ever toked some weed, but she claims part of her addictions is prescription.
Oh yeah, the video is ridiculous!
She's always got to look at herself in pre-postitioned mirrors.
Her little get up and all that make-up mixed in with candy talk is nauseating.
Happy to hear the ugly car is back at the dealership, but you wanna make a bet that she's taken pic.s or filmed herself in different outfits to make it look like she's still got the car? I wouldn't put it past her. LOL
Seola that makes sense about the Norco, 'cause the same thing happens when I take them for back pain. Usually I just use one every couple weeks, but sometimes I have to take them back to back and I notice after I take the second one, even if it's 6 or 7 hours after the first dose, that my voice is really raspy. I didn't know it was because of the relaxed vocal chords though, but it makes sense.
I've said it before and I'll say it again. What the HELL is going on with her hair?!?!? OMG. At least drag a brush through that nappy mess before you put a camera on yourself. Ick, ick, ick *shivers* I feel like something crawled out of the rats nest on the back of her head right through my computer.
getitoffgetitoffgetitoff!!!!
I was thinking the same things..Why does she say she's out of cigs when I swear I can see a cig in the pack on the bed? She says she ate too much candy? She 's been rambling bout being on her bipolar high for a day or two. And I am not making light of those that really do suffer from bipolar desease,I know from first hand experience(my sister in law) what a devestating illness it can be when not treated correctly. Then the dog thing, I have a dog and I can't get on my bed without him jumping up too, he's just a little guy, yorkie poo, and he has a step that helps him as my bed is really high but thet's besides the point, he has to lick me to death when I first get into bed. So, where the hell is Onyx? Never ever see her in any of TT's vids. And then all the makeup and fully or in Tilaland, fully clothed and gets into bed. This vid was just another one of her sick and twisted, get my little tween army fans all hot and bothered game. I saw nothing sexy about it but then I do find her repulsive but her fans think she is the almighty. GAG
God, her hair! it looks like its in knots and hasn't been brushed or washed in days.... ewwwww
right around the 1:00 point there are closeups to her hair. looks like she hasn't brushed it in over a century. seriously, it would take a professional WEEKS to get those rats out.
I meant to put this up the other night and forgot.
Check this out guys:
@TilaOMG Im your go to #tilaarmysolider. I'll kill if you say or even die. hit me up for any mission. my #saynow is live 24/7 in my profile 3:20 AM Aug 9th via web in reply to TilaOMG
This is so utterly sad. It's obvious this young man is delusional and mentally sick.
Tila is mentally sick so it would make sense her army would be mentally sick too. SMH.
Sorry to post again but here is another tweet from this same young man.
"# @TilaOMG hit me up if u ever need me for anything #TilaArmySolider4Life! I do any mission for you I don't really care about this life no way 11:34 PM Aug 8th via web".
This dude actually thinks he's REALLY a soldier and telling Tila he would do any "mission" for her as he don't care about life. WOW.
so Tila apparently loves the Rotspot almost as much as she believes the Rotspot loves Tila!
I think the fact she is constantly addressing the haters and bringing up the Rotspot and other blogs just proves she can't live without the negativity in her life.
Even when I try to put myself in the head of an army member I can't figure out why they are okay with that? ALL celebrities have haters, there are blogs everywhere doing the same thing but the difference? a real celebrity is too busy to care, address or worry about the negativity, they have their fans and they know better.
Its to the point its just fun to mess with Tila, everytime there is a new blog here that hits close to Tila's little black heart she has a meltdown, I think eventually she'll just break and I can only hope its as entertaining as all the mini melt downs of past.
She is embracing her "craziness" its really too bad she doesn't see how much of an ass she has become.
Keep it up Rotspot!
Madame Toast I respectfully disagree on your point about other celebs having blogs doing the same thing (as Rotspot). Other celebs have hater blogs,but no other celeb, that I know of, has blogs devoted to outting their lies. Tila is the lone fucknut in that equation. She lies because she's not really a celeb. She lies because she's a talentless hack with rubber tits and a lot of time on her hands. Also, she's crazy as a fucking loon.
The other thing about real celebs and their haters and that their haters often hate them for inconsequential things...not because they go out of their way to destroy the people around them.
Go to a Lindsay hater site and they talk about her addictions, how skinny she is, how ugly, you know, the usual. A Tila 'hater' site is different, they talk about how Tila is scamming innocent fans out of charitable contributions, how she's accusing various men of being the deadbeat father to her pretend fetus, how another beat and strangled her, and others abused and used her, how she strips online for her underage audience and encourages the same behavior, how she has put together her little cult, that she'll claim is all nice and dandy and just so fun (like her blog) but is really a way to emotionally control a large segment of her psychologically stunted fans.
Yep, Tila forces us to hate at levels previously unseen.
Obviously she is still a skinny little hogul, bug has Tila put on a bit of weight? Some photos of her in the last few years make her look as though she weighs about 15 pounds but she seems to have filled out a little?
PS: That close up pic of her is terrible, she looks bad.
Rachel, yes, she's getting fat. You can't continue to depend on good genes and eat the same shitty way you always have as you approach your 30s. Tila lives on junk food. Stills from her videos are the most telling since she isn't able to suck it in and talk at the same time where she sucks in her growing girth in photos and also has the help of lots of photoshop.
This bitch LMAOO, When she walked to her bed, notice how close the camera is to her face?, she doesn't want people to see her "mansion"