- Oh hey, what's Rob doing?
- Watch for Flying Poop, Vegas!
- People Continue to NOT Take Tila Seriously.
- OH FOR FUCKS'S SAKE TILA, Give It A Rest!
- The Garry Sun Mystery
- Legal Beagle Eagle Fadeagle
- Tila's Myspace Friends
- Ooopsie! Heh. The Biff Kerfluffle is heating up!
- Jeepers peepers, where'd you get that Creeper? Par...
- Tila's Fail Blog Takes a Turn
- The Soup Dishes Tila
- Aww, sad face.
- Rotspot on the Radio!
- Tee Hee
- A pretty high quality video
- Who is Tila's new staff writer?
- Wet Dreams Really Do Come True
- Why Tila isn't a badass...
- I'm so excited to show you this!
- It's a red letter day for Tila!!!!
- And Tila's Musical Career Goes POP
- Official ICP Statement
- What's the World Coming To?
- OMG!! Poor, poor Tila!
- Aww, Poor Tila!
- Tila + IKP(bahaha)+Juggalos=NOT a happy family no ...
- Jimmy Kimmel & Tila's New Attorney (of which she s...
- Yes, There Were Firecrackers
- The Tom Green Perspective
- Tila Was Bleeding
- Our First Words from ICP and Method Man
- Dear Alan Gutman
- The Ensuing LOLZ
- Tila Becomes A Vampire by Doctor Request
- Guest Post: Sailor Vesta
- Just Want to Post This...
- Pictures and video just keep rolling out ...
- PR stunt for sure!
- 9Head is a fucking idiot!
- Watch Out for Them Bottles, Tila!
- Video of Tila at GOTJ - More vids
- Oh Goodness Kids - Tila Did the Work For Us - 2 UP...
- Bang! Pow! Boom!
- The Gathering: What We Know So Far, Plus What We'r...
- Bipolar Tila Only Exists In Fantasy Land
- It's almost time, Juggalos!
- What is she good for !?!?!
- Cracked out gutter-whore says what?
- Throwback Tacky Tila: Edition 2
- Did He Donate or Not?
- Dear Tila Army: Part 2
- Dear Tila Army. Part 1
- Pulled Over: A Love Story
- The Sex Tape Saga
- Tila is still stupid...
- OMG Media Frenzy!!!
- Garry's Guide to Friendship and Sex for Lambos
- Believe Me, Believe Me!
- Makin' the Hoes Rain on Jelis Haters
- ▼ August 2010 (60)
Saturday, August 14
3:43 AM | Posted by Eduardo Retardo
So Tila just finished her "set" at the 11th Annual Gathering of the Juggalos. I personally stayed awake because I wanted to be around when reviews first started rolling in. So let me give you a little bit of info first.
Tila went on stage sometime around 2:45 am. Here's the schedule for the Gathering. I've circled Tila's show for you, in case you might miss it.
Anyway, we've been hearing for weeks that the Juggalos had brilliant plans for her. See, Tila, you actually have a rather large number of "haters," even though you don't want to admit it. Oh, but wait, I'm sure they all come from the same IP address on your fail blog, don't they? LOL! So the Tila Army, the white knights that they are, all try to warn their fair Queen (*cough cough*) that turmoil and terror surely await her! What does Tila do? Same thing she always does, she ignores it.
Tonight she posts these two tweets:
That first one pisses me off especially, and I don't even like ICP. It just seems so flagrantly insulting to me that she doesn't even know the band who hosts this festival. For fuck's sake. Anyway, the second one was just fucking funny. YOU'RE going to spray the crowd, Tila? You might as well just get up on stage and scream "Who wants cake!?"
Wait, hold up a second. Maybe you're unfamiliar with the people referred to as "Juggalos." Let's take a moment and look at some pictures, shall we?
Not kidding. Okay, back to it.
All grew quiet on Twitter as we awaited news. Had the Juggalos fulfilled their promises of pelting her with piss and shit? Had they been entranced by her wonky-ass nipples? Did she have a new baby daddy with a painted face?
Then oh God. Oh god oh god oh god.
Could it be?
And we get a little update from Brock
And more from random festival patrons:
We here at the Rotspot will be sure to keep you updated! Hopefully we'll have a video or some photos to go with this story in a few days! Stay tuned!
As more tweets come in (while I'm still awake) I'll just add them here, to the bottom.
She's another act, right? So that's pretty much confirmation then. Hey Tila? Suck my dick. Juggalos? Way to fucking go. I owe you motherfuckers some Faygo.
Okay, so TMZ is reporting on the incident last night. Complete with photos that make my heart grow three sizes, just like The Grinch!
Remember when Tila rubbed in our faces that anybody she ever met on the street was absolutely PEACHES AND PIE to her, because she was omg so fucking sweet and you just couldn't help but fall in love with her? Hi, welcome to the Truth.
Aaaaand cue the pity party.
Oh, and here's a picture of the stage, post-Tila: