- Oh hey, what's Rob doing?
- Watch for Flying Poop, Vegas!
- People Continue to NOT Take Tila Seriously.
- OH FOR FUCKS'S SAKE TILA, Give It A Rest!
- The Garry Sun Mystery
- Legal Beagle Eagle Fadeagle
- Tila's Myspace Friends
- Ooopsie! Heh. The Biff Kerfluffle is heating up!
- Jeepers peepers, where'd you get that Creeper? Par...
- Tila's Fail Blog Takes a Turn
- The Soup Dishes Tila
- Aww, sad face.
- Rotspot on the Radio!
- Tee Hee
- A pretty high quality video
- Who is Tila's new staff writer?
- Wet Dreams Really Do Come True
- Why Tila isn't a badass...
- I'm so excited to show you this!
- It's a red letter day for Tila!!!!
- And Tila's Musical Career Goes POP
- Official ICP Statement
- What's the World Coming To?
- OMG!! Poor, poor Tila!
- Aww, Poor Tila!
- Tila + IKP(bahaha)+Juggalos=NOT a happy family no ...
- Jimmy Kimmel & Tila's New Attorney (of which she s...
- Yes, There Were Firecrackers
- The Tom Green Perspective
- Tila Was Bleeding
- Our First Words from ICP and Method Man
- Dear Alan Gutman
- The Ensuing LOLZ
- Tila Becomes A Vampire by Doctor Request
- Guest Post: Sailor Vesta
- Just Want to Post This...
- Pictures and video just keep rolling out ...
- PR stunt for sure!
- 9Head is a fucking idiot!
- Watch Out for Them Bottles, Tila!
- Video of Tila at GOTJ - More vids
- Oh Goodness Kids - Tila Did the Work For Us - 2 UP...
- Bang! Pow! Boom!
- The Gathering: What We Know So Far, Plus What We'r...
- Bipolar Tila Only Exists In Fantasy Land
- It's almost time, Juggalos!
- What is she good for !?!?!
- Cracked out gutter-whore says what?
- Throwback Tacky Tila: Edition 2
- Did He Donate or Not?
- Dear Tila Army: Part 2
- Dear Tila Army. Part 1
- Pulled Over: A Love Story
- The Sex Tape Saga
- Tila is still stupid...
- OMG Media Frenzy!!!
- Garry's Guide to Friendship and Sex for Lambos
- Believe Me, Believe Me!
- Makin' the Hoes Rain on Jelis Haters
- ▼ August 2010 (60)
Tuesday, August 3
1:11 AM | Posted by Fatty McFatterson
First a big fat welcome to our new writers! YAY!!! Good stuff coming out, I really enjoyed your blogs!
Second, happy anniversary to the Rotspot!! Who knew Tila would still be lying and skanking around 6 months later? Oh, wait, we all did. Never mind.
Third, I just can't get over how stupid the Mogul is. If she's not making a story about her, then she's skewing it all out of proportion. Take the story hitting the airwaves of the French police breaking up an illegal demonstration by dragging pregnant women, mothers and their children. I've heard the same news stories regarding this incident as all of you. From what little I've seen of the youtube video, it's not quite up to Rodney King standards of beat downs, but certainly could have been handled more humanely. I've read that mothers were using their children as shields to gain sympathy for their cause. That, I don't know. See the video below.
The Hogul decides to take up the migrant women's battle cry, and of course, she can't get a story straight to save her life. Read Tila's outlandish take on it here, and then we'll recrap...
it’s a WHOLE OTHER THING TO KICK DOWN PREGNANT WOMEN TO THE POINT OF UN-CONCIOUSNESS!The news reporter said the woman "appeared unconscious". There was no mention, or actions depicted to suggest she was "kicked down". And it was one woman, not multiple women.
They even dragged little infants on the floor and underneath their mother’s on top of them!I know what she's trying to describe, but for fuck's sake, how long has English been your first language, skank? 'underneath their mother's on top of them'? Did you have a cock in your mouth when Bradshaw tried to take dictation for this story?
They killed MANY infant babies as well as these pregnant women!I searched all over for evidence that people were killed. I found none in the current news stories. Sensationalism much?
I”M SICK OF THE GOVERNMENT TRYING TO SCARE THE AMERICANS AND TRYING TO MAKE US MORE IGNORANT SO WE CANNOT STAND UP AGAINST THEM!You're giving the government too much credit. You're already as ignorant as you're ever going to get, and you did that on your own.
I suggest y'all take a pee break now, because Tila's own brand of crazy just entered the building!
DID YOU GUYS KNOW THAT IN THE AMMENDMENT, THE PEOPLE HAS THE RIGHTS TO OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT ANYTIME IF WE, THE PEOPLE, FEEL THAT THEY ARE NOT DOING A GOOD JOB????What "ammendment" has the people the right to overthrow the government? (notice the Tila way I worded that? Fucking genius of me, if I do say so myself!). There is NOTHING in the Constitution, which is considered the law of the the land, that says anything about giving the people the right to overthrow the government. You may be thinking of the Declaration of Independence which gives the "right to revolution" against oppressive governments, but that is hardly an ammendment and even less a legal recourse, and if you think you and your Tila Army are going to overthrow the government anytime soon, well Tila, I have a $30,000 penthouse in Trump Towers for you...oh wait, you already bought a $2 million one.
Oh, and Tila? Just one little itty bitty detail you forgot in your rant. This happened in France, not the US. Yep, France. You know, where you purchase those vats of eau de Hookertrampcocksucker parfum that you slather all over your cottage cheese-filled yeasty vag before your 'tours'.
It gets better folks...you thought I was making a funny about Tila and her Army protesting, well here it is, straight from the whore's mouth...
TILA ARMY, WE MUST MARCH AND PROTEST FOR HUMAN RIGHTS, BORN FREE, AND GET OUR FREEDOM BACK! FUCK POLICE BRUTALITY!!!!!BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA! I can just see Mittee now, leading his own platoon of Morons and Halfwits down the streets of France, wearing their glittery onesie uniforms, while Tila gyrates on the ground with her wonky tits hypnotizing all who are unfortunate enough to be in striking distance.
Did I mention no story on the Flog wouldn't be the same without Tila somehow turning it into a public relations opportunity for Tila? Well, here's my proof:
As a matter of fact, when I was just in London for my UK Promo Tour,Allow me to digress here for a sec, because I really want to know what the hell she was 'promoting' on this promotion tour. Is there some new STD that no one knows about and so Tila has to spread the word and the disease? I've heard a couple of her insipid interviews and she waffles between the UK Neighborhood Tour being a promo for her Flog and a promo for her 'music career' (heheheheheheheh, that always makes me giggle....a music career....).
Back to our regularly scheduled crap....
Tila ends with this graphic sentence:
HERE IS THE VIDEO OF THE POLICE STOMPING ON PREGNANT WOMEN AND DRAGGING INFANTS ON THE CONCRETE FLOOR UNTIL THEIR SKIN FALLS OFF AND THEY DIED! NOT WARNING: NOT FOR WEAK HEARTS:Where the hell did she hear that the babies were dragged on the ground until their skin fell off and they died? How the fuck do you conjure all that from 50 seconds of bad quality video?
I commend Tila for trying to tell a serious story, but she fails so badly in reporting facts, that the story is more a fairy tale and completely unbelievable by the time she gets done with it. Add her cockeyed government rant that has no place in the middle of the story (similarly, her cockeyed nipples have no place on the floor of the red carpet), and you have overall bad blogging and grand stupidity. Of course the Army are lapping it all up, as they tend to do. Not a fucking brain amongst the lot of them.
Take a minute and think of the ramifications of a perspective like Tila's. This is hardly the first time Tila's penchant for over-the-top embellishing a story has been proven. Sure, this is a horrible story, but it's not 'horrible' enough for Tila. She needs to rachet up the drama and horror to ensure a captive audience. I wonder if the Shawn Merriman story was even 1/10 the truth that Tila ascribed to it. In light of some very serious allegations against one of her former 'staff' members, I have to wonder if anyone in her circle is truly safe from her evil.