Saturday, May 15
Amber Rose gets burned and the Rotspot gets banned
2:40 AM | 
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Eduardo Retardo
Hello darlings! Boy does Uncle Eddie have some stuff for you tonight!
First off, I was alerted in a comment that Tila no longer allows the words Rotspot, SpikedTequila, or TilaTruth in the comments to her blog. 2 of my homies, Daria and Jon Buchan (yes my internets lolyer) tried and BEHOLD! It is true! This was basically the best thing I've heard all night. Somebody could have said "Hey Uncle Eddie, here's a million dollars!" and this news still would have...okay wait that's a lie. But still. That's hot shit.
So a little earlier than that, Tila made a blog post about how she made out with Amber Rose, therefore ruining Amber Rose for the rest of the planet. Now Amber Rose is like a spoiled banana, and instead of staring at her magnificent ass I'm always going to see Tila's grubby little paws all over her.
Here's the post. I bet it's only a matter of time before it gets taken down.
Oh wait, that's not the post! That's ANOTHER post in which Tila calls Amber Rose fat and says she should star in Precious 2 or go on Celebrity Fit Club! Isn't funny how quickly Tila changes her tune when she's actually face to face with these people? Okay here's the real post. Fair warning: Tila says some downright unsavory things in this, which you should be used to, because she's a downright unsavory whore.
Okay so I included all of the pictures there so you can see that no pictures of them actually making out exist. And seriously, you expect me to believe Tila STOPPED when the paparazzi got there? Hahaha yeah fucking right. And I dunno about you guys, but to me Amber Rose looks like she's terribly uncomfortable. And let's not ignore Amber Rose's relationship to Rihanna. That just makes this creepy. Tila is obviously obsessed with Rihanna - even down to copying her haircut. I don't believe Tila's rendition of anything that went on this evening, I really don't. I guess we'll have to wait and see what happens.
Oh but you see how Tila says that once she makes a promise to the Tila Army, she never breaks that promise? LOL keep that in mind. Uncle Eddie has something up his sleeve.
*Thanks to @MissTilaOMG for the cap of Tila calling Amber Rose fat*
Update!! Tila added THIS disclaimer apparently right after this post came up:
Oh and I bet Amber Rose would have been super pissed had she not added this. I mean, how would YOU feel if Tila told people you made out? Ew.
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Yeah, Tila made a promise to her army that she was done smoking, you can see a cigarette in her hand in one. Another promise kept.
Tila has never failed to ham it up for the paps, so why should 'macking on Amber Rose be any different. Her post had to many 'outs' for me, like she was writing it knowing someone would call her out that there are no make out pix, and she wanted to cover her bases. What Tila doesn't realize is that her writing, like her voice and her body language has a 'tone'. Just as I can now immediately tell who is writing a particular blog post here, I can tell when Tila is lying. Her whole way of writing turns very different. So yeah, Tila, I'm calling you a LIAR!
She also forgot that since there are so many pix, her body language along with Amber Rose's is there on display. How many people do you make out with someone they're absolutely hot for, sitting 2 1/2 feet away from them? The before the make out and after the make out pix are from the same vantage point, the same body distance apart. Tila seems to not be very relaxed, kinda has that look like she is unsure of herself.
Also, she and this guy name Platinum-something or other are trying to pull off another little Tila scam by having us believe that he was her boo and now he's not because of these pix. I don't believe that either. It's all a patented Tila setup.
I do love how Tila gives AR advice on how to stay in the public eye. What she fails to tell the poor girl is that she herself has tried all these gambits and all they achieved was making Tila look like a big fat liar skank ho, destroying all semblence of credibility and making her the laughing stock of THE WORLD! She did mention that she thought, perhaps, AR was starting to take her advice BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA. No, she's not taking your advice stupid, she's moving to LA because she wants to, not because she wants to be a cheap motorized chia pet writhing on the floor like an epileptic patient.
Good to get that off my chest.
Nigh night all.
LOL LOL She has put a disclaimer on it now- Admits it was all bullshit!
DISCLAIMER: AMBER ROSE AND I ARE JUST HOMIES! I ALWAYS JOKE AROUND WITH HER LIKE THIS CUZ SHE’S A REALLY DOWN ASS CHICK, BUT OF COURSE WE DIDN’T MAKE OUT! JUST A CUTE KISS ON THE CHEEKS LIKE HOW FRIENDS DO…. LOL BUT DAYAM…..CAN A GIRL JUST DREAM FOR A MOMENT THAT AMBER AND I MADE OUT???? LOL….. FINE KANNANANEEEYYZZZY! YOU WIN… I LOSE…. *HUGS* LOL LOVE YOU BOTH! MUAH!
UPDATE: OH YEA, MORE EXCLUSIVE NEWS, DESPITE RUMORS ABOUT AMBER AND KANYE, AMBER TOLD ME THAT SHE AND YEEZY IS STILL GOING REALLY STRONG AND THEY ARE STILL TOGETHER AND MORE IN LOVE THAN EVER! SO THERE YOU GO! MORE EXCLUSIVES, ONLY AT www.MissTilaOMG.com so set my damn gossip site as your homepage already! U know u want to!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! POW! KAPOW! KABOOM! lol
I agree Fatty, I have come to recognise when she lies about things too, she goes into far too much detail about things and writes out explanations to pre-empt anyone calling her out, which are classic signs of being untruthful.
For example, that post with all the 'raw' and 'candid' 'un-posed' photos of her and making up stupid little stories for each (clearly posed for) photo... it's like she gets an idea in her head and then spends aaagggees writing all this stuff to try and convince herself as well as her 'army'. she overcompensates because she knows she is making it up.
You only have to look at the awkward photo of them air kissing to see they NEVER made out.
I hope Kanye will fuck this bitch up.
"So one day last Summer at P. Diddy’s Annual White Party, I went there and I saw my dream girl… Miss Amber Rose! Ohhhhhhhhhhh Snap son!!!!! I’m about to goooooooo innnnnnnnnnnnnn, in a good way, of course! LOL I was thinking to myself “I’m about to do some cock-blockin on Kanananazzeyezzyyy and steal my Wifey Amber from him!” LMAO!"
This is the party she met and fucked Shawne Merriman. Just ask his ex Gloria Velez. He was begging her to have a family with him and the next thing she knows he's fucking Tila and Tila's telling him she's going to get him a clothing line at Walmart.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GURjYW7Mq8
lol what a reeee-tard.....*prays for her* lmao im pretty sure amber rose wouldn't make out with her not with the visibly horrendous herpes outbreak dat was all over her face that night...mmmmm tasty... think i just threw up a lil in my mouth
We'll all be anxiously awaiting the pictures from the Maxim 100 red carpet...
I'm with Fatty - this all sounds way too calculated to cover all contingencies. From AR's body language it does look like Tila scurried over and invaded the booth. She's posing for the pictures like Tila is a slightly deranged fan ("just take the fucking picture so I can get the hell away from this person")and in the rest of the photos she is, as Fatty points out, carefully keeping that gap between them, actually leaning her body backward in some of them to withdraw even more. Poor, poor Amber...
The post sounds like a 15-year-old wrote it. Grow up, Tila. Just... grow up.
Didn't the midget mogul just profess her heartache over the loss of her wifey, Casey on KTLA a few days ago? LMAO, please the "paparazzi" that was stalking her was Gary Sun. Give it up Thien, your shitty attempt on extending your fifteen minutes of fame is a pile of steaming fail. Please, get your wall-eyed tits off teh interwebs...no one wants to see that shit.
Yup, it was a lie. She's put a 'disclaimer' up now.
There's now a disclaimer stating that none of that (the making out) really happened.
HAHAHAHA...that fucking failure banned your shit! I went over to her website (I know, I'm not supposed to!) and posted a comment, mocking her for banning r0tsp0t (spelled it just like that, with zeros for "o"s...)and it went up. Her blog posts are too fucking long and erradic to follow...that's the great thing about other gossip blogs...they actually cater to the lame people (me included) who read them and have an attention span of a puppy. I don't want to read 10,000 word posts, and I certainly might consider reading her blog regularly if she didn't appear on every other post. Who fucking cares about her shitty life? I don't. Tell me something useful, like whether or not Jake Gyllenhaal is out of the closet. Anyway, long live the r0t sp0t!
well of course i assume you have all seen the update on her blog where she retracted the story. priceless
What is Amber Rose's relationship with Rihanna?
I think the biggest fail of this post is how the photo credit is to Sun of Hollywood, which I believe is Garry Sun's page... isn't he like her personal photographer, the dude who took pictures at her event earlier that night?? How is he a paparazzi?
Tila has now put this on that blog entry!
DISCLAIMER: AMBER ROSE AND I ARE JUST HOMIES! I ALWAYS JOKE AROUND WITH HER LIKE THIS CUZ SHE’S A REALLY DOWN ASS CHICK, BUT OF COURSE WE DIDN’T MAKE OUT! JUST A CUTE KISS ON THE CHEEKS LIKE HOW FRIENDS DO…. LOL BUT DAYAM…..CAN A GIRL JUST DREAM FOR A MOMENT THAT AMBER AND I MADE OUT???? LOL….. FINE KANNANANEEEYYZZZY! YOU WIN… I LOSE…. *HUGS* LOL LOVE YOU BOTH! MUAH!
UPDATE: OH YEA, MORE EXCLUSIVE NEWS, DESPITE RUMORS ABOUT AMBER AND KANYE, AMBER TOLD ME THAT SHE AND YEEZY IS STILL GOING REALLY STRONG AND THEY ARE STILL TOGETHER AND MORE IN LOVE THAN EVER! SO THERE YOU GO! MORE EXCLUSIVES, ONLY AT www.MissTilaOMG.com so set my damn gossip site as your homepage already! U know u want to!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! POW! KAPOW! KABOOM! lol
me again :)
as there was no stuporgirl, I thought I'd get creative myself and show you what really happened with tila and amber!
(p.s i'm shawt_and_sweet on twitter)
http://i993.photobucket.com/albums/af54/lisa_jane_x/ALBUM%202/whatreallyhappened.jpg
As we know, Tila has a tendency toward the impulsive, mostly in her wild, all over the place ideas that she flings on to the internet with reckless abandon. She references her post about Amber Rose, which is from OMG, and wonders if AR read that and decided to move to LA. If my calculations are correct, and I do believe they are, Tila's website has been up for precisely twelve days now. I've no idea when she blogged that, but I don't remember seeing it in my first few days of visiting OMG. In her mind, with her crazy, twisted logic, she seems to really think that 1) Amber read it, 2) she read it AND reflected upon Tila's wise words about staying relevant and 3) was so inspired that she suddenly decided to up and move to LA. All in twelve days. Whatever.
She um already put up two disclaimers that it wasn't true she was just joking. What a lame, scared bitch. Her lawyers probably told her to or in a moment of lucidity, she realized she may have gone too far for once.
she's calling her wifey now?..... disgusting.
Well if her and AR were friendly before, they won't be now. Clearly someone called TT out and she had to admit they didn't make out, because if there's one celeb who won't let you fuck with him at all, it's Kanye West. He's far too rich, powerful, and outspoken to let some little gutter trash make up lies about him or his female, so damn right she put up a disclaimer, running scared. lulz.
I knew damn well the skank wasn't making out with Amber Rose. I read when Tila went upstairs after her "performance" to the kitchen to eat(I don't know if that's the name of the room or if it was an actual kitchen) she saw Amber. I bet she ran up to her as fast as her little legs would carry her and, as always, Tila took that scenerio and ran with it which is why we have the make out story and calling Amber wifey was way over the line.
I'm also pretty sure "someone" got back to Tila and told her to retract that story which is why she put up a disclaimer otherwise Tila would have kept this story running for days.
Amber Rose has never been her homie and never will be. All Tila wanted to do was use Amber for publicity to keep herself revelant. That's how that skank works.
Banning the Resistance from her page is a futile attempt on her part. More and more people are on to her lies and will continue to come here for the real deal on Tila.
Basically the site Tila seems to be going after is the one that directly mocks her site, not Rotspot, Spiked, or Truth. That's the only one she has someone of a claim against and the one most likely to back down because they could be operating in that legal gray area. Of course her Army eats it all up, which will make it all the nicer when she says that the sites are taken down and you guys are still up.
Also, if you have a cap of her saying she's quitting smoking for her army that'd make a good post considering at her performance she was smoking. (not in the looking good sense either)
Awwe, Fuck! :( That stupid gutter troll from hell A.K.A 'Miss Tila' blocked me from leaving comments on her shitty "Gossip Blog". Boooooooo! >:[
Yes Ben I believe you are correct. Thank you for not mentioning the name of that blog in your comment. I will delete any mention of it. It's crudely done, it's not clever, and frankly (I can't believe I'm about to say this) I hope Tila does succeed in having it taken down.
http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2010/05/inside-the-lyricists-studio-with-tila-tequila#comment-922166
Brilliant interview with Tila
Yeah it's just the typical Tila over-lie. She's going after the one site but telling the idiot army she'll shut everyone down.
I can't wait for this wedding, what kind of people would want a performance of "I Fucked The DJ" at a wedding? Odds are they don't know and that's going to be an epic fail.
Ben...I was thinking the same thing. Who would want to hear that crap at their wedding and I know children and older people will be there. IMO, Tila is lying as she always does.
Without pictures of her being somewhere we really can't take her at her word. Especially since she was struggling to find a ticket then "misses" her flight but catches another one right away.
I just hope if there is an actual wedding, I hope we can find a guest list, I have some questions I'd like to ask.
@Eduardo Retardo I like that you said that, it shows that you are not simply fuck Tila. You have a purpose and a point. Kudos.