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Tuesday, May 11

postheadericon Uh oh, somebody's a liar!


Okay so Princess Dumbass is tweeting, and apparently she thinks all of us are as stupid as her.  See, Tila, unlike you I can both READ and DO MATH.


LOL okay we all know that's a lie, but let's just look at the sitemeter she SO CLEVERLY hid in her html because OMG WE ARE ALL STUPID AND CAN'T FIGURE THIS OUT TILA YOU ARE SO SMART.


Don't believe me?  See for yourself.  I especially like that the average visit length is 43 FUCKING SECONDS.  Gee, why don't I see a number anywhere near 800,000 on here?

Oh Tila, your bullshit is just ADORABLE.  You do realize that Perez probably has you blocked so he doesn't see the @'s you constantly send him on twitter, right?  And you DO realize that, regardless of what your idiot fans tell you, he hasn't spoken of you in MONTHS, since that Chris Brown tweet, right?

No, you're too busy looking like a fool.  An obsessed, unwashed fool.

LOL.  Cuntscab.

16 comments:

Tiffanie said...

If you go to sitemeters home page perez hilton is listed at the very top of "Top Visted Sites". It amazes me how stupid she thinks people are, her army should feel insulted.

Tiffanie said...

Top Visited Sites (sorry typo) lol

Anna said...

HAHAHA! For real! lol

Terri said...

HAHAHAHA! Cuntscab!

<3 Uncle Eddie. I mean the whole post is full of lulz, but I love cuntscab!

Joann said...

See how this no talent nitwit skank continues to lie to build herself up.

Trust me, her lies will catch up with her. You can't keep lying like she does to the mainstream public and think you'll never get caught.

The more she lies the harder she'll fall and her time is near.

jenn said...

LOL cuntscab. I think I have a new favorite word. Also, i'm pretty sure perez said at one point he had blocked her on twitter. i'm not 100% positive of this but i think i remember reading it, so i'm sure he doesn't even get her replies.

Eduardo Retardo said...

Tila does NOT understand twitter. I went through her old tweets and so many times she talked about blocking the "haters" or whatever so they "couldn't see her tweets." Sorry, doesn't work that way! She's blocked me but OBVIOUSLY I can still see her tweets!

She probably realizes Perez can't see what she's saying, that's why she talks so much shit.

Steven Clarke said...

Half of her hits were in the first day. Check out the daily decline after that

http://www.sitemeter.com/?a=stats&s=s34tiletequilaOMG&r=5

heather said...

Is there a way to see which, if any sites are linking to her? She claims she is "#1 Gossip blog", so I'm sure she must have all the top blogs linking to her..right?...*looks around*..right??

rockitqueen13 said...

As I read through these fabulous posts, I was wondering why the hell this handful of sad Army "members" continues to support Tila and it suddenly hit me who they remind me of: that chick who married the Night Stalker Richard Ramirez. You wonder: who would marry a guy who killed 13 people and now sits on death row? Because your self-esteem is so low that you look to this famous, powerful (relatively speaking, of course) person for validation that you're important. Doesn't matter what they're famous for. When they pay attention to you, it feels good and you get a certain notoriety attached to yourself.

This "performance" is pitiful. Talented people play in crappy bars every night for fun, some PBR and maybe $30 in cover charge money. This chick is on TV singing the worst kind of karaoke in a drug-induced stupor.

Also, I love how when she says when Casey died, she (Tila) got a lot of headlines. Because of course it's all about her. I really dislike the word cunt, but she's the absolute definition of it.

Sheriff Gauncent said...

What is a bith?

i_am_that_girl said...

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Bith

Ray said...

I think she has confused herself by what that guy in the KLTV show said.. He mentioned 800,000 followers or something, and she has thought that sounds good, so just ran with it, she is such a freck.

Ray said...

Just so you know ,a freck is worse then a Freak :) haha

Mark said...

Your honor, as precedent I would like to cite the case of Liar Liar V. Pants on Fire, and draw the court's attention to the defendants trousers...

Lisa said...

you got that bang on rockitqueen13 about her 'army' (how she can say army when there is about 10 of em, I don't know) she pays them a lil bit of attention and somehow that blinds them to the ugly truths about her, but then again, most of them are kids anyway!
As soon as she tweeted that other blogs were copying her yesterday they all believed her and started tweeting it too (the usual 'POW piggy perez is goin down!!!1! all the blogs have to copy Miss Tila coz shes the best!!) in the hope she'd RT them. Yet they ignore the comments on her blog of all the articles she's copied and pasted..
they are as dumb as her.

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