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Thursday, May 6

postheadericon Tila's blog continues to be a big fat fail...

...and the world is SHOCKED.  Seriously, just SHOCKED.

So Tila blatantly stole something from The Superficial and posted it.  I know, shock and awe, right?  Except The Superficial seems to be pretty pissed about it.  Here's what they tweeted today:

Whore-hole?  Party with AIDS?  That shit is CLASSIC.  So here's the actual theft referred to in the third tweet:

This is the Superficial's pic.  Check out the file name.  Compare that to Tila's:

WOW.  Tila isn't even smart enough to change the file name!  Tila credits Splash News, but I don't think that's good enough.  Take it to the limit, Superficial!

By the way, the story Tila "broke" is that Heidi (Tila spells her name "Heidi Montage") wants bigger boobs.  Heidi actually began saying that in interviews right after her surgery months ago, and Perez posted about it on February 15, 2010.  You can read it here.   WAY TO BREAK THAT NEWS, TILA.  Fucking idiot.

And now for something really funny.  Tila actually got an exclusive!  She caught Michael Lohan uh...sitting in a front of a club...just sitting there!  WHOO!  You go Tila!

And it only SLIGHTLY reeks of desperation!  (By "slightly" I mean "immensely.")  I love how she's all "omg look Lindsay!  I sent paparazzi to take pictures of your dad!  He's sitting in a car!  He didn't want his picture taken!  Please be my friend now!  I told you girl, I got your back!  Please?"  Great, so your only "exclusive" is nothing but absolute conjecture?  Wow Tila, your gossip blog is obviously changing the world.  It's allowing people to be idiots.  Great.  Way to benefit society there, meth face.

See, Tila army?  This is what you've done because you couldn't get #tilacommitsuicide trending last year.  This is all your fault.

Here's two things I'd love it if Tila could just understand for 2 seconds.
#1: Paparazzi is an Italian word.   Here is the origin:

1965–70; < It, from the surname of such a photographer in Federico Fellini's La dolce vita (1959), after the name of a hotelkeeper in George Gissing's By the Ionian Sea (1901), read by Fellini in It trans. at the time of the movie's producton

Thus, Tila, the plural of Paparazzi is PAPARAZZI.  The singular of the word is PAPARAZZO.  One photographer is a PAPARAZZO.  Two or more are PAPARAZZI.  Not PAPARAZZIS.

#2: Your blog is seeing such high numbers because it's new.  Stop comparing yourself to TMZ and bragging that they've been around for years and you've only been around 2 days.  Besides that, people like Michael K (who you bragged about talking about your blog) think it's stupid.  I'm sorry you are too stupid to understand sarcasm, I really am.  Just wait, Tila.  Just wait and see where your numbers are once the shock of this idiot blog wears off.  We all predicted this would happen, you aren't showing anybody up.  Bad press might be press, but it's not gaining you any fans.  Sweetheart, you aren't going to like being famous when everybody hates you.  You can't handle it, you're a suicidal mess.

Ugh, I don't know why I even try.  At least I know she'll read it.  Uncle Eddie loves you, boys and girls!  Uncle Eddie does not love Tila because Tila is stupid.  Uncle Eddie doesn't love stupid.

Later bitches!


Rachel said...

I had a feeling she wasn't paying for those images. I buy celeb pics from photo agencies as part of my job and they are expensive unless you are buying in bulk. Tila wasn't gonna spend her meth money on photos when she could just rob 'em! I did see photo credits but that does not always indicate a person has bought the rights to use the image. Also the file names were a bit of a giveaway.

uarejinxed said...


Candace said...

Totally unrelated, BUT. If you look at her "candid" pictures from Vegas in her latest Dear Diary blog, you can see that the "mogul" (erm, troll) is staying in a STANDARD room. It doesn't even appear to be at the Luxor, according to the floorplans on their website. She's probably staying at some cheapass motel off the strip! HA!

Why would a real mogul do that?!

Sheriff Gauncent said...

Look at one of the pictures in her latest dear diary post. There are prescriptions bottles and a clear glass next to the mirror with white power on it. I have the picture incase she deletes it.

Sheriff Gauncent said...

Also looks like there is a "tooter" next to the script bottles.

B_McBitcherson said...

I think the tooter is actually a make up pencil, but it looks like the prescription might be ambien, which would actually make a lot of sense - here are some of the side effects:

Abnormal thinking and behavioral changes

A variety of abnormal thinking and behavior changes have been reported to occur in association with the use of sedative/hypnotics. Some of these changes may be characterized by decreased inhibition (e.g., aggressiveness and extroversion that seemed out of character), similar to effects produced by alcohol and other CNS depressants. Visual and auditory hallucinations have been reported as well as behavioral changes such as bizarre behavior, agitation and depersonalization. In controlled trials, < 1% of adults with insomnia who received zolpidem reported hallucinations. In a clinical trial, 7.4% of pediatric patients with insomnia associated with attentiondeficit/hyperactivity disorder (ADHD), who received zolpidem reported hallucinations [see Use in Specific Populations].

In primarily depressed patients, worsening of depression, including suicidal thoughts and actions (including completed suicides), has been reported in association with the use of sedative/hypnotics.

It can rarely be determined with certainty whether a particular instance of the abnormal behaviors listed above is drug induced, spontaneous in origin, or a result of an underlying psychiatric or physical disorder. Nonetheless, the emergence of any new behavioral sign or symptom of concern requires careful and immediate evaluation.

Clementine said...

In her Vegas pics there seems to be the foil wrapper that contains an alcohol swab on the counter by the sink in one of them, the kind that you clean the skin you are about to stick a needle in. As well as a lovely dirty stained shirt on the floor, of what must be one of the dirtiest hotel bathrooms I have seen. I have never been to the Luxor but I regularly stay in 4 and 5 star hotel rooms and I've never stayed in one that looked this run down and cheap.

Those Vegas pics are like a cracky version of finding the hidden objects in a drawing..wheres the meth bag, wheres the scotch tape(why is there scotch tape in the bathroom?) she's obviously trashed in them.

I think we must be at around 5 on the countdown to her final fade out.

Tony said...

I just had to take a quick peek over there out of morbid curiosity and low and behold, she plagiarized almost a whole article on the Cinco de mayo, it's almost word for word. Dumb bitch is gonna get her ass sued many times over. I'm lovin it!

Jen said...

Not sure if anyone sent you this article.... The guy who wrote it posted it on her dumbass blog....I found it rather entertaining!

deluwiel said...

The mocking continues...

boytoy said...

when i was in vegas i stayesd at the Paris Hotel. It was and isa very nice hotel

Anonymous said...

i love your blog! -- especially that you find such gems from The Superficial - "whore hole" and "Party with AIDS" -- funny as hell - of course, even better are your posts about Miss OMG. More than just the haters - she needs something like your blog to call her out. She's worse than Joe Camel, with her insidious effect on making prositots out of kids who try to emulate her.

Some of your latest posts on her iTunes "reviews" for "I Effed The DJ" were great... I went to have a look and LOOK WHAT I FOUND--- have attached a screen shot I had made -- because i *swear* this must be Tila's own post --- way in on it for yourself for me, will ya?...thanks!! and keep it up - you're one of the most entertaining blogs and all while performing a much needed public service!!

Anonymous said...

oops! I meant "prostitots" and "weigh in" -- it's too early!

by the way IF YOU WISH, go ahead and post the screenshot I made... I mean, I love your analytical breakdowns of her posts and you always nail it when using her OWN words to show up what an ambien-baked assclown she really is. While the poster of the review I screenshot acts like they are a fan, it's not just the Uppercase post so distinctive of her, it's the language used that sounds JUST LIKE HER, I swear... all it's missing is "POW".

Anonymous said... bad, clearly NOT HER... i feel pretty stupid because I read over it so fast, but read it again, and it is clearly not her, but I think it's pretty clever, because whoever wrote it chose to use her style, and that makes it twice as funny.