Monday, May 3
Okay, you wanna talk about sucking dick at 16?
10:55 PM | 
Posted by
Eduardo Retardo
Okay little miss meth mouth. You're supposedly updating your blog which is AT THIS VERY MOMENT 56 minutes late. Well, for the latest launch date anyway. There's been so many...
Anyway, here's what Tila JUST tweeted:
Cute. That news would be 13 years old. How awesome and fresh! And way to delay your blog even more so you can update with this FRESH AND NEW information!
But Tila, you really wanna talk shit on someone for doing something as a teenager?
LOL Coach Carter? Really? So it's not okay for Paris to perform oral sex at 16 (shit, I wish somebody would have told Uncle Eddie that...), but it's okay for you to flirt with your teacher and offer him a lap dance?
NICE.
Oh and Tila?
LOL you're not that famous!
Anyway, here's what Tila JUST tweeted:
Cute. That news would be 13 years old. How awesome and fresh! And way to delay your blog even more so you can update with this FRESH AND NEW information!
But Tila, you really wanna talk shit on someone for doing something as a teenager?
LOL Coach Carter? Really? So it's not okay for Paris to perform oral sex at 16 (shit, I wish somebody would have told Uncle Eddie that...), but it's okay for you to flirt with your teacher and offer him a lap dance?
NICE.
Oh and Tila?
LOL you're not that famous!
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9 comments:
Eddie, there is a rumor going around that you or someone else who helps run this blog sold the domain name misstilaomg.com back to tila.
i'm sure that's not true but i am wondering what did happen with that domain name. i thought you guys did have that name directing back here?
i also love how tila gives us a little shout out on her new gossip blog. lol nice! good to know she is paying attention to what we say. now only if she could comprehend it...
Coach Carter is the name of the coach from Mean Girls who was caught with those asian girls. I think it's just another of Tila's lies.
She refers to her mosquito bites as "big ol titties". LOL! What-the-fuck-evz. Is that all she has on her "blog"? A dumb post about Paris eating a bowl of dick? And then trying to play one-upmanship by coyly alluding to her own whoresh ways one year before PH? Damn! I didn't see this one coming. Slap me with a glittery hot dog!
She's going to run into some problems showing penis on her site, so she did a Perez MS Paint on the tip, but I'm sure Mittiee will start questioning himself looking at that shaft all day long.
Rumors are that, RUMORS. Anyone that has any questions can email or DM me for inquiries. If you don't have the luxury of DM'ing or Emailing me it probably means I don't feel like talking to you.
Jenn, as you may have noticed (which I'm assuming you did, since you came back to this post expecting an answer, not one of our more recent posts) you'll see that you were not the first person to "make us aware of what was being said." The fact of the matter is, we couldn't give less of a shit about what is being said about us at the Hotspot. But since you weren't the first by a long shot to ask us that question, maybe you can understand our frustration/annoyance that THIS has been brought to our attention so many times.
If you see a question has been posted AT LEAST three other times, odds are we're aware of it and either going to answer it, or ignoring it for a reason.
haha! wasnt coach carter the pervert in mean girls??? silly tila! gross...