- Happy One Month Anniversary WhoreMeat!
- Wow. Just wow.
- Cuntzilla Misses the Point Of Memorial Day
- Innate Ugly=Tila Nguyen
- Fatty: One-eleventy-billion, Tila: big fat ZERO!!!...
- Fail Blog Sinks - Whole New Low
- They're juss JELIS!!
- Tila Continues Giving Advice...Sort Of
- New Stuporgirl!
- Fashion Tip 101
- Could Tila have taken us for a ride?
- A is for ...
- Meet Caroline...
- I put a spell on yoooouu...
- EXCLUSIVE!!! It's Perez's Party, Tila Will Lie If ...
- Tila's Fancy New Reality Show
- Tila's blog is super up to date on gossip!
- Dear Diary, Tila takes a hostage!!
- While we're on dresses ....
- EXCLUSIVE!!!! Tila's Maxim Party Dress STOLEN 2 mo...
- OMG a million views!
- About suing bloggers....
- Yay for Wednesday!
- Perez Hilton Buyout Negotiations?!
- Tila's too stupid to attempt a "Play on Words"
- The Dummies Guide to Speaking Slutinese
- Dear Fatty's Diary
- Exclusive! Which Z-List Celebrity is a Terrible Bl...
- Dating advice or The Makings of a Cheap Porn?
- Oh oh!!! For reals!!! I'm scared!! Hold me Uncle E...
- Oh, it's a very happy Sunday morning in my neighbo...
- Alright Listen Up....
- No Stuporgirl this Wednesday!?!?
- Amber Rose gets burned and the Rotspot gets banned...
- More from Tila's Conga Room Performance
- Lady CaCa
- Kimora Lee Simmons and Tila
- What we know of the Conga Room so far
- Hey Everybody! It's Tila's Anniversary!
- Tila can't be THIS delusional? Can she? She puts t...
- Midget Idjit Tour is a raging success!!!
- Uh oh, somebody's a liar!
- Tila on KTLA
- Here is some random stuff
- Tila's World-Renown Midget Idjit Tour!!!
- Tila's amazing EP! 3 whole songs!
- The World Weeps as Tila Continues to Assault our E...
- Tila loves the Rotspot!
- Finally, something not about the fail blog!
- More people angry at Tila for her fail blog
- Copy and Paste do not a gossip blog make
- Picture Gallery
- Whoo! Crack Rants!
- A is for ...
- Tila doesn't do drugs? I beg to differ!
- "I don't do drugs" ----Pfft Tila, you're a retard
- Tila's blog continues to be a big fat fail...
- More fun with Tila's blog!
- Story Time, Folks!
- New Stuporgirl!
- Media Talent Group: Stephen Dorff
- Let's talk about this "charity" ONE LAST TIME!!!!
- Oh yeah, Perez should be REALLY scared.
- Okay, you wanna talk about sucking dick at 16?
- More Lindsay Lohan stuff
- We loves TheHollywoodGossip.com
- A geography lesson
- ▼ May 2010 (69)
Saturday, May 8
7:01 PM | Posted by Eduardo Retardo
Oh thank God, Uncle Eddie didn't have to go to her OMG OF ALL BULLSHIT fail blog to give you guys this update.
So have you ever seen Reality Bites? Remember that scene where Winona Ryder is interviewing for that job, and the guy asks her to define irony and she can't?
Irony: Tila Tequila instructing people on how to find love. Next up, Tila will teach us all how to exploit people, ruin them, and them dump them (or better yet, leave them alone to die without their medication).
So then earlier today, my 9headed boo Mr. Bradshaw opened up his formspring to answer some questions. I'm sure wading through all the questions about his chola brows and "light" bedazzler usage was exhausting, but one of them caught my attention:
Tila Tequila records, aye? That's funny, because a few weeks ago Princess Dumbass made a post over on the hotspot blowing sunshine and lollipops up her new cashcow's ass.
You might notice that right there, top paragraph, it says:
So I know I haven't talked much about my newest artist I signed to my Record Label (its no longer called Tila Tequila Records, There's a new badass name and symbol I came up for it, well, my friend did, that I am getting trademarked and copyrighted as I a typing this, but you shall all know soon what my record label will be called)
She posted this soon after people started warning Rob about her and her "non-existent record label." Hmm, I wonder why Bradshaw wouldn't know that? Don't you think his precious gem Tila would clue him into a big change like that?
Oh but no, Tila, you sure are 10 steps ahead of us. Is that why we correct the shit on your blog? Because you're so far ahead of us? Yeah, that makes perfect sense. Is that why you sent us that Cease and Desist order via email? How's that workin' out for ya, anyway?
Hey girl, it's not our fault that you can't keep your lies straight.