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- ▼ May 2010 (69)
Sunday, May 16
5:19 AM | Posted by Fatty McFatterson
Tila's gone on a rampage over at her piece of shit blog!!! It starts off with her posting a half naked pic, and using the fact her computer is broken as an excuse for not having more current sexy pix (there are none, hahahahaha), and then devolves into her flipping out over a couple of haters and having her PI gather IPs from Google over the last couple of days.
Ok, before I begin with the screen caps, let me edumacate our little pointy headed friend. Tila, dear, if you want IP info from Google you'll have to get a subpoena. That's court order, hon. That means your little PI can't just call Mr. Google and say, I want IPs. Ok, let me quit laughing for a sec. Secondly, you would not get this info from Mr. Google, you would get this information from the ISP (Internet Service Provider, dear) of the people you're going after. So, say you're going after your gal Fatty here. First you would have to identify me by IP. You can't. I've never posted on your piece of crap site. So then you have to go to the RotSpot and request it. They won't give it to you. They don't have to. So, you complain to blogger.com. They look into the allegations and likely would not release my IP without a subpoena. Ok, let's say you manage to get blogger.com to release my IP. Now you have to go to my internet service provider and subpoena my personal information. This takes much more than a couple of days, sweetie. It could be months before you can get that info because both blogger.com and my ISP will have to wade through a significant amount of data to pull that info up.
And those subpoenas? Well hon, they're really not that easy to get. A judge just doesn't say 'oh Tila Picasso-tits, someone posted screen caps of what you said and added commentary to indicate that your screen caps conflict with the truth you claim in them, oh my, let's give them the gas chamber!' No, dear, the judge wants proof that a probable crime was committed. Judges don't care about your little feelers getting all hurt. If you're that sensy, you really shouldn't be playing with the big kids on the internet.
Here are the caps:
What we see in the above post is typical Tila trying to cover her tracks. She has no current content or photos and so a broken computer is the excuse. Of course, every mogul I know, knows to use a backup system, and they have a lot of redundancy built in so they don't have their pants around their ankles and their asses in the air if something happens to their computer (ironically, it was this exact scenario Tila was performing when she broke her computer!)
In the above screen cap, Tila goes off on a
Amazingly successful? Have you read this piece of garbage? Have you looked at your numbers? I fart out more hits than you have in any particular day. How's 'dethrowning' Perez going? Nice to see you feel you've finally risen to the level of desperation and mental illness of Lindsay Lohan.
Tila, hon, can you please show me that POW interview you had with the Russian boxer dude. You promised several times that you'd post it. Never happened. You promised it the day of the actual interview and then the next day and another time (might have been the same day). Oh, and I don't talk shit about the people YOU talk shit about. No, see I don't have a celebrity gossip blog, dear. I just have this hellhole called the RotSpot, where we've never bashed celebrities, we've never stalked celebrities and we've never reported on celebrities. All we do is write about you. Well, to be honest, you do most of the writing, we just screen cap it and wonder why you lie from one screencap to the next.
Oh, and let me touch on this 'jealousy', or as your Army of Morons and Halfwits tend to spell it 'jelisy', I have a beautiful family, including my own smart, witty, compassionate, gorgeous children. We live in a small house (larger than your apartmansion as it turns out, and more expensive!) and enjoy the love and respect and support of family, friends and our community. We are far from financially rich, but we get by. Now let's compare that to your life. You are estranged from most of your family. You are alone and desperate in a town that values surface beauty and no talent. You are aging quickly, and are no longer the cute darling of the reality show world. You are unable to keep a meaningful relationship, and within the last year, you have lost one 'wifey' and at least three fetuses (imaginary or otherwise). You have engaged in heated fights with lovers and haters. You are the laughingstock of Hollywood (just use your friend Mr. Google to try to find a positive review of anything you've been involved in in the last several years). You have no talent. You used to be a pretty girl, but your own self-hatred sullied what looks you had. The only attention you are able to get, is through taking off your clothes. People with talent NEVER have to take off their clothes to get recognized. Ever. So Tila, please tell me what part of your life I am jealous of? Am I jealous that my parents stand by me and trust me and are proud of me? Am I jealous that even though you may be prettier, that you have no one in your life who can stand being with you for more than 4 days in an intimate relationship? Am I jealous that despite my own two miscarriages (the second was last month, I didn't feel the need to tweet about it, or travel halfway across the globe, sorry), I have two wonderful kids who have made me proud in more ways than I can count? Am I jealous that you have no credibility and no one in any media believes you? Am I jealous that I can hang up my "Fatty" nic and take just about any opportunity that comes my way and not only be supported, but be successful? Can you do that Tila? Can you hang up your Tila Tequila or Miss Tequila or whatever you call yourself, and walk out in public and say the same? I'll let you draw your own conclusions about whether I'm jealous or not (because your brain matter is lighter than air, it tends to collect in the conical portion of your head, so I'll answer this for you: I'm not jealous).
You know what I am Tila? I'm disgusted by a 28-year old woman who attempts to seduce and sexualize young kids. I'm disgusted by a grown woman who lies to these kids and parades her most flamboyant and disastrous mistakes as if they were normal. I'm disgusted by a grown woman who is so consumed with jealousy for real celebrities that she creates a blog to air that hate, for no other reason than to hate. And mostly, Tila, I am sad for you. You think the pretty face and big knockers are your ticket to happiness. They're not, and as many who have walked those Hollywood streets can tell you, they never were.
PS: Your blog will probably fail within months if you continue as you're doing. There is no sustainability in hate and thievery. You'll tuck the site away, like it never happened, and then claim the haters caused so many problems they broke it. You'll likely find yourself in that same court you believe you'll see me. Whatever the excuse, I imagine we won't see you past this summer. Your secret to success, as posted on your blog to Amber Rose, about staying relevant, by kissing girls, creating drama, etc, is no way to live your life. If you have no talent, then all the tricks and gimmicks you create will do nothing but extend your miserable 15 minutes. Go for it gutterslut. Just know I'll be here watching and waiting.