Thursday, May 20
EXCLUSIVE!!!! Tila's Maxim Party Dress STOLEN 2 months ago!!
12:52 PM | 
Posted by
Fatty McFatterson
On March 23, 2010 LA Weekly.com posted a picture of the model who wore Tila's stolen personally-made for her dress by Michael Costello. Notice how she's trying to make her get-away before her pic is snapped? The dress was stolen 2 months before Michael Costello personally made it for Tila.
Tila was so overcome with grief, she dropped to the red carpet astro-turf and vogued:
In other news: TILA BIG POW FAIL!!! Last night Tila was invited to the 11th Annual Maxim Hot 100 Party. Don't bother checking the deets at her piece o'crap blog, she does what you'd expect, name drops her 'friends' and posts pix of herself in her patented throw-yourself-down-on-the-ground-show-off-your-skankpanties-and-the-thrift-store-price-tag-on-your-shoes candid pose, instead of the 100 HOT people who deserve it. Well, as long as she's posting pix, I might as well help her out with these doozies.
LOOK TILA HAS A WEINER, AND IT'S NOT IN HER MOUTH!
Hot mess mogul blows a kiss. The World Health Organization asked that I include a disclaimer, that you should wear a face mask for health reasons when viewing this photo. The threat of airborne STDs is just as high for photos, as it is for real life encounters with Tila.
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Great scoop on the dress!
Great stuff guys! As usual.
I guess that's another to put in the Tila Whore Dictionary.
Altered to fit = Custom designed.
Did you have to post the one of her bending over as the one next to the comments, I'm trying to type this and I keep dry-heaving.
Why the fuck is she wearing white gloves?!?!?!?
This disturbs me greatly.
Ok. Seriously. I am starting to think every event Tila goes to she thinks is an opportunity to get some professional photos taken. The "Casey's dead, I'm in a tree photos"? Well hey, them photographers have fancy cameras, I'm gonna look all cute now and get some pics. Does she not notice what a fucking mess she looks like rolling around on the floor? Des she see any of the other B list actors there doing that? No? no. This chick is just beyond, BEYOND. Even Anna Nicole managed to keep herself upright on the carpets.
LMFAO!! We are amused!
What a total fucking idiot she is. Will someone please have mercy and either shoot her or have her committed.
Did you notice the caption under her pic on her facebook page? Unintentionally hilarious: I HAVE THE #1 CELEBTITY GOSSIP SITE IN THE WORLD!
Also she apparently turned a Russian Boxing "champ" into a "world champion"... see what POWer she has?
Really?! Who gets down doggystyle on a red carpet? Who the fuck does that?
@Alabama Worley (BEST name ever, btw)
Don't you know? The gloves are because Tila is classy, dahling!
Who keeps inviting this bitch to events?? Seriously?
So fucked up that she doesn't even realize her wonky nips are showing in every pic. Pathetic.
Awesome post Fatty!!! Probably one of the most interesting ones I've seen on Tila. <333
Shes the only person I know who always has to have her fake tits hanging out every time theres a camera around. Classy.
i wonder what the other guests/patrons/celebs thought of her....ha! shes so trashy..get help girl! seriously...
i have a question...when did tila make that interview with the boxer, Ruslan Provodnikov? The reason why I am curious is because, thanks to this blog, we realize she does follow it as well...im just wondering because someone had made a comment about her on another site about her, (a psuedo occult site which depicts MK Ultra and mk victims etc...which may be a reason why she thinks the illuminati are after her) they had checked her wiki and said that she is from houston. then, i come here and oops, i did click on her site!! but i watched her interview the boxer and then, she mentions she is from houston..
just curious thanks
wow.. wow... I have been watching this trainwreck from afar for the past 6 months.. and I had to join in the fun.... When will she "get it"... maybe never... Thank U Rotspot writers for everything u post.. It comes from her own tweets from twitter OR from Facebook OR from her own Journal.. but she doesn't realize "her own writing" is what is her downfall.
Could she wear any more makeup? Gross!!!
And ugh at her nipples being out in every photo! Who the hell does that?
This site has even funnier pictures of the same event. She looks like a stray dog that just got hit by a bus ... No offense to all stray dogs out there.
http://www.gossipcenter.com/tila-tequila/tila-tequila-desperate-attention-365396
Wow. Just wow...
I wouldn't touch that thing with a ten-foot pole. I swear, it's like she doesn't even shower/bathe before going to these red carpet events. God, do you like smelling like stale beef curtains all the time? Do you think your "musk" is very alluring? GROSS. Her stylist looks like he went through the left over stuff from Marshall's and made a pit-stop at Michael's to put that horrid ensemble together.
Great find on the dress Fatty. Mr. Bradshaw made a knock off of the dress for Tila, stuck that horrific bow on the back, added that awful necklace, black shoes and to top it all off... white cotton gloves. SMH
If you go to his website themrbradshaw.com he says he styled Tila.
Tila did give credit to Michael Costello, but she worded her post to make people think Michael made the dress personally FOR HER.
And speaking of knockoffs, I'm sure those boots Tila wore on the red carpet with that hooker black outfit at the Conga Room were Christian Louboutin Uk replica boots.
Nothing wrong with that but I'm sure Tila would say her boots were original and she paid full price for them.
Check out their site:
http://www.christianlouboutinshoesuk.org/christian-louboutin-boots-p-201.html
Tila's boots:
http://www.ok.co.uk/gallery/4330/Tila-Tequila/4/
Someone with an ounce of sense who is in her camp needs to tell Tila rolling around on the gound like a dog in heat when having her picture taken is not a good look and to PLEASE wash her hair.
Okay so the gloves mean...classy. I just cannot for the life of me figure out why she is constantly on the fucking ground.
My god I can't even imagine what other people were thinking! I mean they have to wait for her to roll around, pose, roll around, spread, pose...blow a kiss. A fucking kiss. Girl.Stop.
Personally the dress is fucking ugly for real life at least. Run way or print = good. Real life um no.
I still say she wears gloves to cover up something (injection site anyone?) because sometimes it's one glove, other times it's both and sometimes it's neither. It's obviously not a fashion statement that she's trying to coin.
I like reading these blogs and seeing words i made up being used though lol. I hope to that Slutienese gets picked up by urban dictionary and she's cited as reference along with her tampon photo. Someone PLEASE do this.
I would be I have pills to eat and dicks to suck.
Shouldn't she have been helping Lilo get outta Cannes? With all the open letters to her and multimillions she's has on lock, a true friend would have been there in a heartbeat. Speaking of millions, isn't her time to get her milkshake endorsement back. Or is she too hogul to do lil things like that.
The tramp rolled around on the red carpet again!?
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I think she wears the gloves because she cant afford to get her nails did.
Why does she have Mickey Mouse gloves & a tail? I'm sorry, I thought I had a pretty good concept of what looks good & what doesn't ... BUT. If this is fashion, I'm going to pull out my mickey mouse costume from when I was a kid & parade around telling everyone "it's from the runway". The plastic mask might be a little tight but would DAMN well look better than the herpe/cheap hooker look she was going fot last night. How about everyone put a few bucks in to hire someone to kidnap her & bring her to a solitary island?
Why on earth does she always insist on getting on the floor?? Scrounging around for loose change?? what an embarrassment. At least Lindsay falls on her ass- Tila just preemptively squats and rolls.
i keep waiting for her to skooch her ass across the grass....ya know, like any other stray bitch does.
Man, what can I say that hasn't already been said?
She is just making such a complete ass out of herself and taking forehead man with her, not that he isn't enjoying the ride into assholeville. She grosses me out ,so much, from her slimy hair,her wonky boobs,her smacking lips, and everything else that is Tila.
YUK just YUK.
"Welcome to crab Hollow" is killin' me!
I hope it's on the cover of next weeks StuporGirl.
Wow what a crusty biatch. I can't belive I liked this woman, I actually bought her book. Well at least it comes in use for propping the heat lamp for my gecko. No wonder he never ventures to that side of the tank.
Oh, God. What a dirty, greasy bint she is. She looks like she emerged from a vat of Crisco and jizz before hitting the cosmetic aisle at Walgreen's for a quick freshener.
Those pictures make me want to take a scalding hot shower with a Brillo pad and a bottle of Comet.
Oh dear, I just had a thought as to why she's rolling around like a dog in heat like that and it's truly pathetic. My theory is that the little alien was just a wee bit jelis because she wasn't on the hot 100 list this year. She's been on it a couple times and just can't face the reality that she is the only one who still thinks she's hot. So she crashes the party and gives them the photo shoot that in her mind, they were missing out on. Bitch is so cracked out she probably thought she looked sexy and alluring down there doing the crabwalk. Dlisted had some other pics up that are just, well....I don't think there are words for what they are.
McBitcherson...I think you are right on the money.
She looks so greasy and dirty, I bet she actually smells.
Mr.Bradshaw is the stylist version of her, famous, talented and fabulous in his own mind. Im guessing the two of them doctor shop for Ambien and sit around talking about how awesome they are.
OMG Im so tired of seein her plop down on the ground on red carpets.. im embarassed for her.. Tila, Im sure one of your 70 year old sugar daddies told you you look better on your back, and granted you most likely spend most of your time there, but its RED CARPET time... Please atleast TRY to impress... what a waist of all the "custom" dresses you brag about...
This morning while getting ready for work, I had the news on (FOX LA) don't hate me for that, the morning stuff isn't bad, anyway they covered this event and they showed clips of quite a few BEAUTIFUL woman and GUESS WHAT? This bitch wasn't one of them!! Surprised? I didn't think so.
Another thing, WTF is wrong with her face? OK OK we all know all the many things wrong with it, but I don't think she does. She used to be cute.
Love the new looks here! Love Fatty's posts.
This shit cracked me up "The Gnome said... i keep waiting for her to skooch her ass across the grass....ya know, like any other stray bitch does." ROFL!
I spit Bacardi and Diet all over my keyboard (again!!!) "Note to self: Do not have a drink in your mouth while reading TRS" :)
Last photo - her favorite sex position most likely. Who the hell poses like that? Act like a lady.
The gloves might be covering the dig and scratch marks she makes trying to get the bugs out when she's on one of her all night rants.. is you know what i mean.
Personally made? That dress is flashing in his own website. If it's personally made, then it shouldn't be in his website because he can't mass produce it.
What a classy broad. *applause* Her face is so greasy. My dog has better hair than her. The dress is ugly as sin on her. This bitch is delusional and has a serious mental disorder. Mogul my ass.
Thank you rotspot for the laughs.
Wasn't tila going on about being a cutter to her teenage fans a while back? Or am I just imaging that?
for the love of god. Get up off the frikkin' ground. What the hell is the matter with her? Could someone just go over and give her a swift kick while she's gyrating around on the atroturf? Please? I don't understand sweeping what's left of her hair over to one side. It looks hideous. Can't wait for the Rotspot review of her highly anticipated video on how to apply makeup(girls, get your trowels ready). And I'm dying to know who the hunky celeb is who she allegedly exchanged numbers with at the Maxim party. I won't go to her site to read her post, but she's been tweeting incessantly about it.
Hey Tila, spin this: "It's fitting that bitch looks like a used tampon that fell out of the Kraken's snatch. It was a heavy flow week."
http://www.dlisted.com/node/37343
I think she wore gloves so she could try and steal stuff and not get her grubby little fingerprints everyone. It's kind of easy to spot her prints as they're partially burnt off from holding the crack pipe.
She also made the claim that there were "many positive reviews" of her $1 gossip site (or was it #1 gossip site?) yet she posted no links. The army doesn't need proof, mama bird pretends to feed them and they just say yum, not "this shit tastes like air"
I think the gloves may be covering up her finger's..Most people who do crack, meth have nasty ass finger's from burns from the pipes. You don't really think she has mega $$$ for the good shit!...Also, she's been wearing lots of makeup, coverup underneath if you look at the pics her complexion is terrible. You can see the bumps, acne. Most crackheads are DIRTY because they only have time for the drug and NOT TO BATHE!!!
Tila is just scummy!! I keep hoping that the chandelairs she uses for necklace's will hang her filthy ass one day!
BTW your blog should go mainstream LOL...Tooo funny!!! Sadly, the shit is all true about her. You all know how to spin her crazy ass antics Hahahahaha I gotta find the Gnome on twitter..I loveeeee the Gnome and Fatty!!!!!
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why the fcuk is that hooker always on the floor!?
it seems like thats all she is good at..she looks more an more like a tranny every time new pictures show up
HA HA....She looks like her grand's azz....ha ha....
Very interesting blog:)