I don't know how many of you read the comments on Tilas FaceBook, Twitter, and Flog, but invariably some new age nimrod will pipe up in response to comments demanding Tila tell the truth, that the commenters are 'jelis', 'haterz', or the bestest JELIS HATERZ! When pressed, these folks will state that the jelis haterz are jelis of Tila's fame, fortune and good looks. 

It's not even 3:30 am but it is Wednesday, so here's your weekly edition of Stuporgirl! Let's visit our hero in one of her super important business meetings, shall we?



Enjoy! I have a good, though short post cookin' up for tomorrow later today, so stay tuned!

Hey guys. I moderate the comments, and I also see on twitter where y'all BITCHES are complaining that there aren't a lot of entries over here anymore. That's for a few reasons, let me explain:

#1: We're short 2 writers right now. The Gnome (mah wifey) is in jail for something called "absurd sex crimes" and she's currently awaiting trial. What can you do? You can post lots of jailhouse recipes for moonshine in the comments, or you can show up at the courthouse and try to stop the 12 midgets and 3 donkeys from testifying. I'll be doing the second. FREE OUR GNOME! FREE OUR GNOME!

#2: Rotty, the HBIC, is super busy decorating her bedroom. Here's a pic of it. You should all feel pretty lucky to see a pic of Hotty Rotty in her element.


So basically your dirty Uncle Eddie and your favorite Fatty Fat Fat are running the ship while our two companions sort their shit out.

#3: Tila is fucking retarded and boring. She wasn't doing anything that really caught our attention. She posted in her comments on her fail blog the other day that she's pregnant again.


How fucking dumb is that? Seriously, if she WAS pregnant (and nobody believes she is), she'd be posting that shit all over her fail blog, not just in the comments. And yeah, the other day she made a comment about posting proof of her mischairages (I didn't see it personally, but I've heard about it), and let Uncle Eddie tell you something. If you're really waiting on her to post proof, you're gonna be waiting a damn long time. You know she won't. She'll drop it for a while until she's pressed again, and then she'll get all ghetto-fabulous (you know she types with her head shaking all "oh no you di-int!") and say "I ain't gots to prove nothing to you HATERS!" Same shit, different day.

Anyway, faithful readers, tomorrow we'll have the new Stupor Girl for you, and maybe we'll be posting pretty soon about her hideous new hair or whatever the fuck she's up to now. I, for one, am kind of happy she got her FB back. Now I don't have to go to her stupid goddamn blog to know what her posts are about.

For all of you voicing your concern, I can happily announce that the Yeti has been vanquished and has retreated back to it's cave of solitude...for now.

Oh and one last thing. We've been getting a lot of inquiries on doing guest writing here. We've decided, if you're interested, you should write them up and send them to: fukutila@hotmail.com. We'll pick the best ones and post them. K thanks.

UNCLE EDDIE OUT!

Tila claims here that she's addicted to prescription painkillers. Ok. That's noble of her to admit she has an addiction, and even more noble to seek help. Of course, this being Tila, she never does anything because it's noble, but that's besides the point. Continue on with the blog:

I was reading the comments to my last post, and I saw Fatty say this:

I never posted those tweets in my blog the day I reported on your stunt, because the kids were just that, young teenagers, and I didn't want to exploit their real-feeling grief of the moment, and I didn't want to bring more embarrassment to them when they realized you were just fucking around.

Well Fatty, you're a nicer man than I, because I'm about to show you how they're all reacting to Tila's blog post in my previous post in which she said basically that a lot of her real fans knew it was a joke.

Well Tila, I have 5 of your biggest fans right here.

If you're around twitter at all, you know that Mittiee is like, Tila's biggest fan ever. He is. He's an obnoxious, arrogant little turd, but he's like 15 (excuse me, Mittiee hit me up on twitter to have me make the URGENT CORRECTION that he's 16. Yes, this is what he had a problem with - that I got his age wrong. Oh god, so sorry. There's such a huge difference!) so we can forgive him for that. He also doesn't have the mental ability to argue with the "haters" as he calls them, so eventually he just stops trying and makes himself look more stupid. In any case, here's how he reacted to reading that shit tonight:



Feel good about yourself, Tila?

How about BeyondBettyJean? She and I used to chat back in the Hotspot days. She's a big Tila fan for sure. She was Tila's Army Member of the Week once, and I think she won that incredibly stupid "Make a video to show how much you follow my every idiotic word hate Piggy Perez!" contest. Let's see how she took this news:




Nice! How about now, Tila? You feelin' good? Let's continue. So these next three kids aren't anybody special. What I mean by that is that they don't stand out enough for me to know who they are, except that they argue with the "haters" a lot on twitter. But I know they're totally up Tila's ass, as is evidenced by these next tweets, and I see how they reacted to the blog she put up tonight:





Okay this next one I need to preface a little bit. This kid...oh my Christ. I don't even know that this is a kid - I don't know that any of them except Mittiee are kids. But this one needs to learn the definition of a mistake PRONTO.


Ugh, I wonder what their parents think? Okay listen, this wasn't a mistake. A mistake isn't something you do over and over again. A mistake is something you learn from and, in this caliber, you never do again. It's not fucking hard to not pull a suicide hoax, kids. Unless you're a grubby little attention whore.

What we need to remember - and more importantly, what TILA NEEDS TO REMEMBER, is that she has a following of CHILDREN and YOUNG ADULTS. Look how worried these people were! And she feels good doing this to them? Is she implying that they aren't "REAL" fans because they didn't know it was a joke? Because they worried about her she questions their allegiance? Some role model you got there, kids. Seriously. Grow the fuck up. You're the reason she's doing this. You're the ones who kiss her ass no matter what she does. You're the ones who show her ZERO consequences for these actions, thus telling her it's okay to jerk you around. I'm sorry, but this is what you get.

You know, I have some Tila Army on my twitter. They're decent kids. Yes, these ones are kids. And you know what they tell me? That they don't like it when Tila calls herself their "Mother," or their "God/Religion" because they already have one. They aren't in the Tila Army the same way these people above are. They don't live and breathe for that vile woman. They think for themselves. So I salute you, you free thinkers of the Tila Army. They're just looking for acceptance, and for friendship, and I can't fault them for that. But some of these other ones...whew. I just don't even know.

Parents, take an active role in your kids lives. The end.

But not in the way you might think.

So I'm sitting here, watching TV with my twitter open, and suddenly everybody is like "OMFG Uncle Eddie! Did you see?" So Christ, I had to go look, and here's what I see. It's a big ol' slap in the face to fucking everybody.



Wow. So she full-on says it's fucking movie make-up. I just...I don't even fucking know what to say about this. We know it's not, Tila. How do we know? You've had the scratches in other pictures you fucking retard! Do you just not shower? Is that it? You just didn't wash the fucking movie make-up off? NOBODY IS BUYING THAT, RETARD. NOBODY. I fucking hate you so much, Tila. No joke. I seriously fucking hate you, and if I ever saw you in person I would pierce your fucking temple with your ugly ass stilettos.

Here, check out these two posts we have up: Here and Here. These are DAYS after that incident - that one of her shooting the video in her bathroom was over a week later. SEE HOW THE FUCKING SCARS ARE STILL THERE?



And, you fucking mental midget, explain why you went on psychological hold afterward?

Come on Tila. You're a fucking idiot and only your army of 6 is going to buy this. Nobody thinks it's movie make-up, nobody thinks what you did is ART. You're a complete and utter failure and I honestly fucking hope you commit suicide. I really do. I will do a fucking dance and throw money from a hot air balloon. And any of you who don't like me saying that can choke on my fucking dick because I don't care AT ALL what you have to say. Tila Tequila is a vile piece of trash even the least bit of human treatment that I can scrape off my fucking shoe.

Oh my god, Rotspotters, it's been such a busy week for Uncle Eddie. I've been fighting a vicious Yeti with Rotty, and Tila found out I'm really the "leader of the Resistance" and that I'm a 16 year old named Chandall (no, I'm not kidding, she really thinks that - that post will be up soon, I give it to Rotty). Ugh, it's a hard knock life for a 16 year old leader, especially when they're 27 and GODDAMMIT TILA THERE'S NO LEADER, THIS ISN'T YOUR RETARDED ARMY.

Anyway, I've been working on this post for days, making sure everything is nice and legally golden for me to post. Enjoy it, fuckers.

So let's start with the other day, when Tila was going on and on about her upcoming UK tour, where she's going to perform at the UMA's.


Heh, well okay Tila. Right. So immediately everybody starts pointing out that the UMA's aren't until September. This is, of course, more of Tila's famous embellishing, because what she really means is that she's performing at the launch party which is in July.

Anyway, soon after, I start getting emails and DMs on twitter that people have emailed the UMA's to voice their concern. I want to make very clear that nobody at the ROTSPOT sent them to email, they did this of their own accord and wanted me to know. Fine, right? I mean, I don't care if you email until the cows come home, especially when it was done out of genuine concern like this one I got:


Here's another one that was sent out and then sent to me:


Cool. So I decided the best thing would be to sit back and wait to see what happened. And boy, rotspotters, I didn't have to wait long. That second email there? That one quickly received this as a reply:


Okay, so it just seems to be a form letter. But note that it does say that if the UMA's don't say it, don't believe it. No big deal, right? Right. Until that top email got this reply:


OH SNAP. What's that you always say, Tila? Pow? Well yes, then POW YOU STUPID CUNT. I guess your shit is finally coming back to bite you? Oh yeah, and what happened to your guest appearance you were supposed to do on Wendy Williams when you were in NYC? Same thing? Oh.

I encourage any of you NOT to send out emails just to be nosy little busybodies and try to screw things for her. Then she's right about all of us. HOWEVER, let me make this fucking crystal clear. If you have a genuine concern - which many of you do - then by all means you fucking email. You email, you call, you do anything you can. Some people may fault you for this - and some may fault me for this post - but you can all choke on Uncle Eddie's huge cock. And if you want your email featured here, don't hesitate to send that shit to me or any of us here.

Thanks for the emails, guys, you know who you are. Keep on fighting the good fight.

You guys, this might be the best Stuporgirl we've ever had. Don't forget, you can add the artist on twitter and send her ideas: @StuporGIRRRL

And now, Uncle Eddie proudly presents to you...

STUPORGIRL, THE LUST EDITION:



Now we've gone through all of the Seven Deadlies. Have any ideas? Something you'd like to see? Please send them to the artist! You can also post them in the comments here if you don't have twitter.

HA! JUST KIDDING! Besides, if I was going to make a post about how classy Tila is(n't), we'd be here all day.

So tonight Tila decided to make a new video. Well, before that, Tila was bragging about being on TMZ's blogroll, but you can go here and see she isn't. I think she was at one point today but they removed her. Here's a screen cap...notice anything?


Mmhmmm. Anyway, that was the buzz around twitter today. All of us "jellis haters" were laughing our asses off because Tila kept INSISTING she was there, even though we can all see she isn't.



LOL, you're a stupid bitch, Tila.

ANYWAY, she started going on and on about how she was going to make a video. Whatever. It was supposed to cover UPS or some shit. I don't know. What I did notice was this:



Jesus Tila, desperate much? Gotta get all of your underage, barely literate, idiot fans to tune in, right? Classy! So keep that in mind when you watch this:


So anyway, isn't it cute how she advertises she isn't wearing a bra, then she jumps up and down for her underage fans? SO CUTE, TILA. And remember when Tila wanted to crash and burn in the world of fashion, so she asked for submissions from people? I tried to find the post here but I couldn't. Maybe one of you will and post it in the comments? Pretty please?

Edit: forgot I had a screen shot of it:


ANYWAY.

BITCH, HOW YOU GONNA START A FASHION LINE IF YOU DON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SPORTS BRA AND A TANK TOP?

Goddammit. Just...goddammit. You're so stupid, Tila, it makes me sick.

And speaking of getting sick...dude, every time she smacks her lips up to to the camera...I seriously want to vomit. It's like a foul smell comes through my computer. It makes me so sick, but everybody on twitter begged me to take one for the team and grab the video. SO I DID, YOU ALL OWE ME.

Okay. There we go. Tila is an idiot.
<3

But, Tila being Tila she can't just post up a poll. No. She has to first brag about her 'celebrity' and how rough she has it that she can only wear her eleventy-million dollar dress one time, otherwise the paps and magazines will jump on her for committing a fashion faux pas. Cue the fucking violins. And then she goes on to insult her friends who she gives these eleventy-million dollar dresses to, because they being common folk, they can wear the dress more than once.

Happy Father's Day to all the daddies (and the mommies in the daddy role) out there! But you know, no matter what you do, you'll never be as awesome as Tila's dad!

We all remember Tila recently talking about her father's involvement in the Vietnam war. You can read our post about it here. Here's a bit of a recap:
- Tila's dad is the son of her great-grandparents
- He left his sisters, ages 4 - 16, alone during the war
- He bribed the Viet Cong into letting him & Tila's brother onto a boat to America
- He left Tila's pregnant mother behind in Vietnam during the war

Wow!

But you know what else? He's also a jailbird!



What a life!

The funny thing? There's a picture of Tila's mother, father, brother, and sister floating around. I'm not going to post it here because they didn't do anything wrong (except raise a lying tramp). But yeah, he's hardly "tatted up." He hardly looks like the kind of guy to have been in jail, or to get "some hoe's" face tattooed on him. Jesus Tila, you really couldn't be more of an embarrassment to them, could you? But you keep trying, don't you?

In any case, as we wish our dads a Happy Father's Day, what we really should be thanking them for is not raising us to be like Tila. Thanks, dad!

For the past 24 hours or so, when you try to view Tila's Facebook page, you either get the Facebook home page (if you're  not logged onto your account), or you're looped back to your own Facebook page if you are logged in. 

So tonight Uncle Eddie was getting his freak on at the movies, and when I got home I saw this tripe:





You're probably thinking that it's such a nice thing for Tila to do! No wait, you're probably thinking that soldiers don't need torture like that. Maybe you're thinking that's worse than waterboarding. Or maybe, just maybe, you're remembering last year when she said the exact same thing:


Funny how she says she ALL OF A SUDDEN got the offer, when she SUPPOSEDLY had that offer last year! LOL Tila, what a fucking ridiculous thing to lie about. Did you think we wouldn't remember that? Did you think we wouldn't have a screen cap of you saying it last year? Tila, you are a dumb ass, and even though you insist you're always 10 steps ahead of us, YOU OBVIOUSLY ARE NOT.

I think it's good news that she's lying about it. Just like she's lying about performing at the UMA's next month. LOL, just you guys wait, Uncle Eddie will cover THAT story in the next couple days.