Friday, May 14
More from Tila's Conga Room Performance
8:51 AM | 
Posted by
Eduardo Retardo
This morning Uncle Eddie got an email about this:
@StellaStewart actually went to the Conga Room that night. Here's what she had to say.
Here's the picture in question where Stella thinks Tila might be drunk. Tila certainly is giving drunk face, and she's standing on the fucking furniture again. You know, you can train a dog not to get on the furniture, but apparently you can't train a midget skank not to.
Oh and a few of you have noticed this in our comments. Here's a screen cap of Tila's Dear Diary post about her event:
WHAT. THE. FUCK. I don't even know what to say. WE KNOW IT WASN'T AT THE STAPLES CENTER YOU DERANGED LITTLE MORON. That would be even worse - only 20 people showing up to the Staples Center? ROUGH! Oh for God's sake.
And then she goes into how she's so smart and pretty and amazing, like she always does, because if Tila doesn't say it NOBODY will. No, Tila, you aren't picked on more because you're so amazing and the total package. You're picked on because you insist you're the total package - you know, smart and pretty and whatever, when really you're just a washed up, pathetic skag trying desperately to stretch your 15 minutes. Fucking vomit.
You know if enough people call her on lying about the Staples Center, she'll backtrack and say it was all a joke and that us "haters" need to get a sense of humor. Sadly, as you can see, it isn't a joke, there weren't even that many people in the first 10 or so comments I read calling her on it.
It must be horrible to be Tila. She probably wakes up every day (read: evening) and realizes that the world would really be a better place without her. Not many people have that displeasure.
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LMFAO. That has got to be one of the WORST pictures I have seen of her.
Oh Tila (since I know you read here), have you ever considered that some of the bloggers and posters out there are PRETTIER than you? It's possible. Have you considered that you may be all of the things you claim, but you do NONE of them well? Thien, you are no threat, you are no great talent, you are not blessed. You are just another desperate Hollywood wannabe with a dependency issue. Take that to the bank, sweetie. #SeekHelp
Okay, ahe's moved from the realm of just annoying liar (we all knew somebody in high school like that) into full-on delusions. She says she was appearing at the Staples Center when EVERYBODY knows, and it's been advertised where her appearance actually was. This isn't trying to bend the truth, this isn't just embellishment or a vague claim that no one has much hope of disproving - I think she really has no idea what's real and what isn't anymore. She's a living, breathing Psych 101 course on megalomania.
Megalomania:
1. A psychopathological condition characterized by delusional fantasies of wealth, power, or omnipotence.
2. An obsession with grandiose or extravagant things or actions.
she posted a comment at the post after everyone asked her wtf she was talking abt with the Staples Center. Her defense is that the Conga Room is a part of the Staples Center (which it is apart of the Staples Center COMPLEX, but its not the fucking STAPLES CENTER) so duhh idiots she WAS at the Staples Center omg POW! There's plenty of other stuff in the Staples Center complex but no one refers to any of it as "The Staples Center". She really must be out of it if she thinks anyone is dumb enough to believe she fills arenas. But I can already see it now. "I played at the STAPLES CENTER and my new album has been compared to MADONNA!! Screw the haters!!" Also I seriously doubt she could even name a "Billy" Holiday or Nina Simone song. Ugh.
Oooooh, I feel naseous, and it's not just because of the food poisoning I've been battling the last couple of days...
I'm pretty sure she only wore that "dope" outfit to detract attention away from the herpes outbreak she's got happenin' on her bottom lip.
And you know what else, Tila? The Conga Room might actually be proud of their venue and what they do. I don't think they need some alien crab factory degrading them by lying about being at the Staples Center instead of where the gig actually was. Everything she does is a slap in the face to the people who are dumb enough to give her a chance. She was fucking lucky to get a gig anywhere, and her way of saying thanks is of course to completely disrespect The Conga Room. Fuck her!
I think she has a venue dysmorphic disorder. What she sees as huge, the rest of us see as small.
Her chest looks like it's smuggling a couple of cantaloupes.
Here is a capture of where she said, it was "BY the Staples Center".
http://twitpic.com/1nq8k1
...the staples center, seriously?
ugh, maybe someone with some insight can help me with this one but psychologically, why does she lie about every little minute thing and so poorly at that? she has to know anyone can google and clearly see her event was at the conga room. she even says herself that other gossip blogs have already covered this event, an event that was reported to be at the CONGA ROOM over and over again, so why does she lie about things that she KNOWS is so obviously a lie?
I guess I just always assumed if someone was a professional at any thing (her being a liar) they would be somewhat good at it.
She went INNNNN on someone who called her on that, claiming that the Conga Room is PART of the Staples Center.
"The Conga room is in the Staples Center u dumbass! There are MANY stores, clubs, malls all inside and surrounding the staples center idiot!"
Actually, it's adjacent to the Staples Center. Not that I'd expect this midget halfwit to know what "adjacent" means.
also, can anyone fill me in on why her 2 employees that guy with the huge forehead and the other one, go along with this charade? i mean, they read her blog and her twitter, fb etc and KNOW what she is saying is just flat out lies, considering they are at most of these events and are always with her, and yet they are always around her...why? they can't be getting much out of the deal, not like she has money to pay them.
I can't believe just how fucking delusional this stupid bint is!
She's only picked on cos she's so pretty? Do me a favour!
She's just vile, vile, vile! An attention whore who used her dead lover to get publicity = Low Class Skank in my book! It also looks like facially, she is losing her looks too.
The only woman who can get away with wearing a black bird is Bjork, in her Sugarcubes day, but sadly I can't find the photo to prove it. But then Bjork is all kinds of amazing and talented and Tila is not.
so delusional and SAD!
She is trying to get away with it because the Conga Room is located in the area known as LA Live, which is adjacent to the Staples Center. She is such an idiot.
I saw that post last night moments after she posted it and spent some time doing a double/triple take. So, not having heard of any events at the Staple Center (you know she would have tweeted that shit up) I Googled "tila" "staple center" and one of the first links was to the Conga Room, where they say on their website "next to the Staples Center". There were no other mentions of Tila at the Staples Center and a look at the Staples Center website revealed no information about Tila performing there. Hmmmm. Mayhaps I should get on the phone and call my friends at the Staples Center to confirm.
On a serious note, this is the kind of stuff that really disturbs me about Tila. It's one thing to fudge facts a little (800000 people visiting her blog when all other records show less than half that amount), but to take undisputable facts, like where she is at any time and completely fabricating a new story, one that her lemmings will readily accept, is scary. I do love the lemming response of 'so what if she lies, she's still better than you, you're jealous', but that just proves that the lemmings really are young people, who haven't quite developed a sense of morals, and who believe as long as you're hot, and as long as they're being pandered to by this 'celeb' that that's somehow ok.
Ugh. This can only get weirder.
Wow. We all know she was at the Conga room why even attempt to state it was the Staples Center?! That's just mind boggling.
Also it's really sad that her bloggers all have the same amount of education and writing skills as herself. Not only that but it's only entertaining at a 6th grade level because of the "skills".
While I'm at it, her blog is a perfect example of "You get what you pay for!" because I promise she's not paying anyone, she's just swearing that once it takes off and advertisers want a part of it...THEN they'll all be rich.
Someone should pose as an advertiser and ask what the cost would be to put an ad up on her site.
Her implant scars make me sad.
The way Tila lies about damn near EVERYTHING is Tila being Tila. IMO, she's a pathological liar so she can't help herself, not making excuses for her, but she's seriously delusional. LOL.
What I would like to know is who keeps getting her these jobs? These people have to be losing money left and right on her . Failed record, failed EP, failed appearances. Just a big fail all around.
I have a screen cap of her saying the Conga Room is BY the staples center. Delusional little moron, ain't she? The tweet is still up even! I know, it's a miracle.
Well, I did a little investigative reporting for y'all cause I can't stand big fat delusional liars. I called the Conga Room. I asked if they were IN the Staples Center, the woman who answered said no, she said they were in an adjacent shopping center (If Tila's reading this, 'adjacent' mean next to). Anyway, I then asked if they were associated with the Staples Center, again she said they're not, they're two different places.
Interesting. I pushed on. I asked how did Tila's event go the other night. She asked if I was from the Staples Center. I told her I was not, but I was a blogger who was trying to separate Tila's truth from reality. I told her that Tila was blogging that the event was at the Staples Center. She immediatly asked for the url and then ran to get a laptop. She laughed when she saw Tila's statement. I told her that us 'hate' bloggers had respect for the Conga Room and that we understand how hard it is to be a local venue and to have your name pretty much dissed by a 'celeb'.
Ok, so here comes the good part---Tila's event had a total of 95 people. They room for 1000. Less than 10% of the venue was used. Not only that, but let's just say Tila's presence brought in patrons at the $20 level, that's less than $2000 for this event. And then, it gets better. I was told the show was a "DISASTER". Yes, I put quotes around it, because unlike Tila, I am credible and I give the facts as they're given to me. DISASTER.
A few other things were said, but I don't want to get the employee in trouble, so I won't post them. She was completely respectful, but honest.
Oh, and when I mentioned that Tila had a gossip blog, the woman hadn't heard about it, so I actually had to give her the url so she could visit it with me. To her credit, she said the Conga Room really wasn't concerned that Tila lied, that she did think it was funny. I mean, it's not like the Conga Room is hurting over not having the business from Tila fans.
In closing, I want to give a shout out to the Conga Room. All the reviews I've seen of the place are 4 and 5 star. If you ever have a chance to catch a show there, or hell, even perform there, I know you'll have a great time!
GREAT job, fatty. that was interesting. maybe you should put that in a new post!
Fatty you're awesome! We all knew her appearance was a disaster, but it's always good to be validated by a completely unbiased source.
Way to go Fatty, you my dear, are 5 star.
Of course it was a disaster, that's why the moron is not saying anything about it.
IMO, I believe she made a HUGE, HUGE, mistake with this gossip site, not for the obvious reasons though, but I have a gut feeling which I won't go into detail here because she reads this site and I don't want to do anything that might help her but I believe her "fall" is picking up speed.
Did anyone notice that Tila has a fashion credit shout out on her diary blog to antiseptic fashion? Yes, dear readers, we can all thank antiseptic fashion for dressing the most germ ridden skank to ever disgrace a red carpet. I can see the red carpet interview now...
Interviewer: Tila! Who are you wearing?
Tila: Antiseptic Fashion
Hey! The rest of my post didn't work!! Below Tila's reply of "Antiseptic Fashion" was the insanely hilarious punch line....
(insert sigh of relief from the crowd and the sound of Lysol cans hitting the ground)
I think I FINALLY figured out Tila's rationale behind the Staples Center fiasco. See, on her blog she says she had 'a long walk from where she was dropped off to the venue'. That means she told the taxi driver to drop her off at the Staples Center (thinking she was impressing him) and she had to WALK over a block to the actual venue which was the Conga Room.
Ok, all is making sense again. Whew.
So tila had the taxi driver,(if tila had a brain she would have wrote that the limo dropped her off)drop her off a block/mile from the venue and she walked the rest of the way, in the oufit/costume she was wearing and walking on a very public street tila must have had cars stopping to give/want her money for sex. She looks like a hooker.
Uncle Eddie did mention about tila being an escort
Taxi driver, Fatty? You mean city bus, right?
Great work, Fatty! I'm so glad you called, I was hoping to get an accurate head count. *shaking head* In a city of almost 10 million people she can't even get a hundred people to come to her show. That's just so sad I can't even make fun of it quite yet.
Hmm...that's weird, my comments aren't posting. Hopefully this will work.
Found this article, it is hilarious!
http://popwatch.ew.com/2010/05/14/tila-tequila-sings/
Wow, she needs to hide her surgery scars, they did not heal well.
My nephew had more people at his bris than this ho had her entire event. Think about it people, more folks turned out to see a baby get his weewee wacked off, than to see Tila! I can just see the relatives deciding over this one: Morty we have a choice on Wednesday night, we can watch Tila 'sing' and show off her wonky boobs, or we can watch baby Schlomo get his willy wacked. I hear they're serving lobster at the willy wacking!
I don't know if this was posted before but you guys have got to hear this phone interview with Tila. It is HILARIOUS.
http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2010/05/inside-the-lyricists-studio-with-tila-tequila
Hey RotSpot Team,
As of now Tila's blog no longer allows the use of SpikedTequila, Rotspot or TilaTruth in comments. The last part I found hilarious because even Tila agrees the words Tila and Truth should never be used together!!!
Thanks for the truth.
Manda
LOL I love that you rang up the Conga Room!
Someone needs to teach her the difference between 'in' and 'next to'. Or by her logic, I live in a Supermarket.
Manda,
That's the best thing I've ever heard in my short, miserable little life.
Oh. My. God.
<3
Gee willikers I hope she doesn't filter 'fatty' 'cause then none of her Army of Morons and Halfwits can accuse the haters of being that way. The poor AMHW will have to make due with words like 'pithedic',' jelous', and 'stopid'. What's become of our teeny-boppers that their vocabularies are so limited?
Note: The spelling 'errors' above were pulled from actual fan posts on Tila's blog. I kid you not.
@ladyarcana55- Read that article. I actually feel a stab of pity right now. She is so obviously disconnected from the real world that there's probably no hope for her.
She's gone from being a minor annoyance, a simple attention whore that would come into the spotlight for about 15, maybe 30 mins and then shrink away back into obscurity. Now she's obviously got a very serious mental disorder/drug problem (probably both if you ask me, I've known people with mental disorders to use drugs and to be honest, she pisses money away on bullshit).
Ironically the magazine is called "The Smoking Section". They're little known, but whoever did the interview with Toilet Tequila has pride and some common sense, because they don't kiss her ass and pander to her like a dog wanting a snack.
When you read the interview, she has no idea what she's talking about or even what day it is.... very sad and pathetic.
I figured out where she got the costume idea from. She stole everything else from Depeche Mode, why stop at the song? Found this when comparing song versions.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WJcTgo6d1M
And just like the song, she half-assed her way through the costume.