- Happy One Month Anniversary WhoreMeat!
- Wow. Just wow.
- Cuntzilla Misses the Point Of Memorial Day
- Innate Ugly=Tila Nguyen
- Fatty: One-eleventy-billion, Tila: big fat ZERO!!!...
- Fail Blog Sinks - Whole New Low
- They're juss JELIS!!
- Tila Continues Giving Advice...Sort Of
- New Stuporgirl!
- Fashion Tip 101
- Could Tila have taken us for a ride?
- A is for ...
- Meet Caroline...
- I put a spell on yoooouu...
- EXCLUSIVE!!! It's Perez's Party, Tila Will Lie If ...
- Tila's Fancy New Reality Show
- Tila's blog is super up to date on gossip!
- Dear Diary, Tila takes a hostage!!
- While we're on dresses ....
- EXCLUSIVE!!!! Tila's Maxim Party Dress STOLEN 2 mo...
- OMG a million views!
- About suing bloggers....
- Yay for Wednesday!
- Perez Hilton Buyout Negotiations?!
- Tila's too stupid to attempt a "Play on Words"
- The Dummies Guide to Speaking Slutinese
- Dear Fatty's Diary
- Exclusive! Which Z-List Celebrity is a Terrible Bl...
- Dating advice or The Makings of a Cheap Porn?
- Oh oh!!! For reals!!! I'm scared!! Hold me Uncle E...
- Oh, it's a very happy Sunday morning in my neighbo...
- Alright Listen Up....
- No Stuporgirl this Wednesday!?!?
- Amber Rose gets burned and the Rotspot gets banned...
- More from Tila's Conga Room Performance
- Lady CaCa
- Kimora Lee Simmons and Tila
- What we know of the Conga Room so far
- Hey Everybody! It's Tila's Anniversary!
- Tila can't be THIS delusional? Can she? She puts t...
- Midget Idjit Tour is a raging success!!!
- Uh oh, somebody's a liar!
- Tila on KTLA
- Here is some random stuff
- Tila's World-Renown Midget Idjit Tour!!!
- Tila's amazing EP! 3 whole songs!
- The World Weeps as Tila Continues to Assault our E...
- Tila loves the Rotspot!
- Finally, something not about the fail blog!
- More people angry at Tila for her fail blog
- Copy and Paste do not a gossip blog make
- Picture Gallery
- Whoo! Crack Rants!
- A is for ...
- Tila doesn't do drugs? I beg to differ!
- "I don't do drugs" ----Pfft Tila, you're a retard
- Tila's blog continues to be a big fat fail...
- More fun with Tila's blog!
- Story Time, Folks!
- New Stuporgirl!
- Media Talent Group: Stephen Dorff
- Let's talk about this "charity" ONE LAST TIME!!!!
- Oh yeah, Perez should be REALLY scared.
- Okay, you wanna talk about sucking dick at 16?
- More Lindsay Lohan stuff
- We loves TheHollywoodGossip.com
- A geography lesson
- ▼ May 2010 (69)
Monday, May 24
9:32 AM | Posted by HottyRotty
Hai everyone! I know, I know ... I've gotten a few emails and tweets about this wonderful story! I'm sorry I'm bringing it to you sooo late but it was my birthday weekend and I 'm just now able to think coherently! Have no fears, I got plenty of pussy poppin', booty bouncin', and lubed up via pizza grease Miss Tila style for MY birthday bash!! I know you bitches are jellis!!!
So, as Tila would say ....
"EXXXXCLUSIVE THIS IS JUUUUUST IN"
Uh huh! You heard it bitches! Us haters are reaching a WHOLE NEW LEVEL of stupidity! And the PROOF is HERE!!!! Do you want to see it!?!?! Well fuck you, you're going to have to look at it anyhow.
WOWWWWWWWWWWWW is right!! (At least she got one thing right!!) I'll admit, I have not a clue about Voodoo (as it is CORRECTLY spelled not Vudu as the uneducated idiot spells it) but I can damn sure guarantee you that if it was your religion or practice you SURE AS HELL wouldn't be calling it "woodoo". And it can't be a typo because the V and W are NOWHERE near each other. The only thing I can see coming from
Tilas the "haters" play on words is her ever so often use of the phrase "soo woo". I'm foreshadowing a later blog post by her saying it was the mean ol' gangbangers tryin' to scare her now that she's a millionaire hogul mogul fuckin' and suckin' powin' and bammin' her way to success!
And seriously, any "hater" already knows what kind of person she "truly" is. She's showing us that on a daily basis. So, all in all ... we KNOW where that "hate mail" came from, don't we kiddies? (Shake your heads up and down and say yesssss!)
Ironic? Huh? Ok. The only thing that I can really see that is "ironic" is the whole "woodoo" thing that I just schooled you on and I GUESS how you're so fuckin' stupid that you spell it "Vudu". I guess because you have no education in anything except the TV and Internet (which you're not real good at either honey). Seeing as though THIS is how you "spellcheck"...
Really? I can just see Tila now. "Hmmm, how do I spell vewdew? Oh! My TV thingie is called a Vudu! Thanks Mister Tv Boxy Thing!!" Idiot.
I think my favorite part of this (well besides the pictures - good job on those Tila! I'm a LITTLE disappointed that you didn't throw Misses Woodoo in front of the famous green screen) is that Tila continues to talk about her and her army spreading love and the NEXT SENTENCE she says:
"Haters will NEVER beat us because they're too slow and dumb to catch up to our level."
Boy she sure knows how to "show and spread the love" doesn't she? Now, I'm not pointing fingers because I sure as fuck am not going to be showing any love for anyone that I don't like but I surely am not going to come on here an tell you how all I wanna do is spread peace and love and then go on instigating and stirring the shit pot.
How pathetic does it feel to have to make up shit to try and get people's attention? Who is going to have a big ritual, light candles, make a doll, get the "sister witches" together and then the cast a measly ... "We want you to not be happy" spell!?!? Perhaps Caroline (her most RECENT identity) came out to play Saturday to tell Tila what she really thinks of "herself". I mean, at LEAST research the shit and spell shit correctly if you're going to send yourself a fake hatemail. Thanks for the LOL's for my birthday though Tila!! You NEVER disappoint with the retardation!! Dee Dee Deeee!!!!
Special thanks to @MissTilaOMG for hookin' a sista up with the PS of Images!