- Happy One Month Anniversary WhoreMeat!
- Wow. Just wow.
- Cuntzilla Misses the Point Of Memorial Day
- Innate Ugly=Tila Nguyen
- Fatty: One-eleventy-billion, Tila: big fat ZERO!!!...
- Fail Blog Sinks - Whole New Low
- They're juss JELIS!!
- Tila Continues Giving Advice...Sort Of
- New Stuporgirl!
- Fashion Tip 101
- Could Tila have taken us for a ride?
- A is for ...
- Meet Caroline...
- I put a spell on yoooouu...
- EXCLUSIVE!!! It's Perez's Party, Tila Will Lie If ...
- Tila's Fancy New Reality Show
- Tila's blog is super up to date on gossip!
- Dear Diary, Tila takes a hostage!!
- While we're on dresses ....
- EXCLUSIVE!!!! Tila's Maxim Party Dress STOLEN 2 mo...
- OMG a million views!
- About suing bloggers....
- Yay for Wednesday!
- Perez Hilton Buyout Negotiations?!
- Tila's too stupid to attempt a "Play on Words"
- The Dummies Guide to Speaking Slutinese
- Dear Fatty's Diary
- Exclusive! Which Z-List Celebrity is a Terrible Bl...
- Dating advice or The Makings of a Cheap Porn?
- Oh oh!!! For reals!!! I'm scared!! Hold me Uncle E...
- Oh, it's a very happy Sunday morning in my neighbo...
- Alright Listen Up....
- No Stuporgirl this Wednesday!?!?
- Amber Rose gets burned and the Rotspot gets banned...
- More from Tila's Conga Room Performance
- Lady CaCa
- Kimora Lee Simmons and Tila
- What we know of the Conga Room so far
- Hey Everybody! It's Tila's Anniversary!
- Tila can't be THIS delusional? Can she? She puts t...
- Midget Idjit Tour is a raging success!!!
- Uh oh, somebody's a liar!
- Tila on KTLA
- Here is some random stuff
- Tila's World-Renown Midget Idjit Tour!!!
- Tila's amazing EP! 3 whole songs!
- The World Weeps as Tila Continues to Assault our E...
- Tila loves the Rotspot!
- Finally, something not about the fail blog!
- More people angry at Tila for her fail blog
- Copy and Paste do not a gossip blog make
- Picture Gallery
- Whoo! Crack Rants!
- A is for ...
- Tila doesn't do drugs? I beg to differ!
- "I don't do drugs" ----Pfft Tila, you're a retard
- Tila's blog continues to be a big fat fail...
- More fun with Tila's blog!
- Story Time, Folks!
- New Stuporgirl!
- Media Talent Group: Stephen Dorff
- Let's talk about this "charity" ONE LAST TIME!!!!
- Oh yeah, Perez should be REALLY scared.
- Okay, you wanna talk about sucking dick at 16?
- More Lindsay Lohan stuff
- We loves TheHollywoodGossip.com
- A geography lesson
- ▼ May 2010 (69)
Thursday, May 13
4:43 AM | Posted by Eduardo Retardo
Okay so the reviews (and by reviews I mean the people unlucky enough to be there are tweeting about it) are rolling in, and here's what we have so far.
@CheckOne2Paris over on twitter gave us this picture of "Tila rocking conga room for all 6 of us." I prefer to believe she's showing off how her armpit looks like a vagina, but whatever.
He also gave us this video, that I'm currently having trouble snagging so I'll just embed it. It's 4:30 in the morning, Uncle Eddie is tired. Suck it.
Yeah, I don't know why she's on the ground either.
@luvbrebre tweeted "wowsy, tila tequila show rung in the crowd today.a whopping 20 peeps...at conga room so far.. looks like im off early moohaha"
But the best one definitely comes from my homegirl @MissTilaOMG who twitpic'd us THIS PICTURE OMFG and wished us to point out her wonky fucking nipples. If you ever had any doubt, let this put an end to it once and for all.
Dear Lord, that's not even human! Tila should sue the doctor that gave her that hack job. She's always telling us she's from a 3rd world country...maybe she just means her tits are from a 3rd world country. I'd believe that.
So I'm sure tomorrow she's going to tell us how she was AMAZING and OMG SHE ROCKED THE PLACE and the CROWD WAS HUGE and SO MANY STARS WANTED TO FUCK HER. But I'm going to believe the people tweeting about it. Just saying.
Here's some more pictures to make you lose your breakfast:
Check out the rest of them here at OK! Magazine.
Mr. Bradshaw, who you see running out in all his effeminate V-necked glory in that video, really REALLY couldn't rip off Lady Gaga anymore, could he? This is really about as bargain bin as you can get. Jesus.